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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Would be so hilarious if they sent a sh*tload of everything to moscow during theParade

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

You spin me round and round and round, just like this Gorilla and his other friends. Happy spinning monkey day

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Worst part: he's making money of it too by charging the taxpayer for the stays of his security personal in his own resorts.....

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Just a little more blue strokes here and there and nobody will be able to recognize this Orangutan painting as not being an original Picasso

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Trump is going to kill the economy fast. bsky.app/profile/diew...

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Some nice details on why his tariffs are going to sink the economy: bsky.app/profile/diew...

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

He did mention it ☺️. 2 reasons: US products get more expensive because the tariffs they applied when sourcing parts abroad, and second there is the uncertainty of retaliatory tariffs, so the EU might be reluctant to purchase goods from the US which might become more expensive overnight

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

If his nipples are going to descend just a little more he can hide them in his pants

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Since the fox viewers are probably the low incomes, they will be the ones who are going to feel this first anyway (on the other hand, they will blame bidenflation)

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

At the pace at which Russia is moving the frontline in Ukraine it will take 1000 years to reach Berlin 😅

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Frontline going to look like Spider-Man went berserk there 🥴

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Meanwhile the regular folks retirement investments are melting in front of their eyes, all while Trump plays some "who has the bigger balls" and gambles on what will happen next

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

OMG These sandwiches are sooo delicious. This Orangutan is enjoyng his sandwiches and coffee soooo hard

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

US Markets is going to be equally bad, and so are EU markets

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Disgusting blood seems to run through the family

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

the Markets are again in line with his numbers board today:

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

As a result, markets will be hammered further today , this is the pre-market indicator for this morning

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Pumping up some courage before diving into the weekend together with this Gorilla.

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Whats there to investigate? The existence of the signal group alone should be sufficient to throw them all in jail for treason

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

might still be the case, everything depends on how he get's taxed once he extracts money

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

didn't you receive the latest MAGA news, now markets crashing is a good thing 😏. they bring up all kinds of some opposite arguments from when the markets had a dip under Biden

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Unfortunately another 30% was still stupid enough to just let him have it ☝️

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Our Orangutan sleeping through the Tariffs anouncements, dreaming of Bananas.....

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Yups, imagine how good Americans had it if your only worries is some dude somewhere out there eating another dudes dog

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Your retirement savings are about to be squashed too

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I'm wondering, did they also cut in the services which will need to take care of the tariff processing?

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Mexico has been exempt, i don't think they will do anything. for the others on the other hand.....

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

i don't think President Musk will appreciate those Mars tariffs

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

i have bad news for you, these are the Madagaskar pinguins, for these the tariff has been set on 47%.......

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

The Kremlin Clown in the White house is not even hiding it anymore

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

we don't import their beef because we don't like beef stuffed with roids ☝️

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Yet it looks like he still managed to have a trade deficit with the Pinguins 😅😆

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

After the 50% Trump Tariff increase on the island of Monkey, this poor Orangutan was forced to start gathering his own food

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

"Advanced Neural Networks", those Russians really always want to pretend they have some Terminator level equipment, but in reality probably half of that drone are alarmclock parts.

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I'm not even American 🤷‍♀️, i watch this whole shitshow from the sideline. Although i realize i will get impacted too, because the whole world will suffer from the Orange conman his stupid decisions

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Tesla, nvidia, google,…. All down around 4% even

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Stock markets not taking it well so far, S&P500, nasdaq all more than 2% in the red, tesla, nvidia, apple,… all around 4% down After market

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

First come first serve 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Thanks for your input Mark. Stock markets not taking it well either so far, S&P500, nasdaq all more than 2% in the red, tesla, nvidia, apple,… all around 4% down

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Small letters on his board says they keep a lot of other shady numbers into account. The EU isn’t charging 35% either

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Stock markets not taking it well so far after hours, S&P500, nasdaq all more than 2% in the red, tesla, nvidia, apple,… all around 4% down

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Stock markets not taking it well so far, S&P500, nasdaq all more than 2% in the red, tesla, nvidia, apple,… all around 4% down

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Musk did his job, got Trump elected, so time for Trump now to do what he always does: throw the allies under the bus

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

i compare them to the new Blackberry. Revolutionary product, but past by competitors because out of arrogance.

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Not reflecting in the stock price at the moment. current valuation can only be justified by at least 50% growth yearly.... with this numbers, the value of the stock should be around $25......

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

i think that trump will already have died of high cholesterol by then. Many in his family didn't make it to that old age.....

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