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Ministry of Monkey

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official account of the Ministry of Monkey, policy maker over all monkeys worldwide

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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
You spin me round and round and round, just like this Gorilla and his other friends. Happy spinning monkey day
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Just a little more blue strokes here and there and nobody will be able to recognize this Orangutan painting as not being an original Picasso
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
OMG These sandwiches are sooo delicious. This Orangutan is enjoyng his sandwiches and coffee soooo hard
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Pumping up some courage before diving into the weekend together with this Gorilla.
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Our Orangutan sleeping through the Tariffs anouncements, dreaming of Bananas.....
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
After the 50% Trump Tariff increase on the island of Monkey, this poor Orangutan was forced to start gathering his own food
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
it's time for a smoke break at the Ministry of Monkey
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Monkey focused on his game of solitaire while the world is on fire.
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Anybody knowing the rules of Monkey-tag played by these Gorillas at the zoo?
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
flinging some monkey shit and other funny monkey things for Funkey Monkey Mondays
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
You absolutely don't want to get in the way of some mayor group Gorilla brawl, they would probably break you like a twig....
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Gorilla silverback niptwist!
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This Macaque is looking at all his sexy followers out here on the other side of the screen.
Macaque looking at followers
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Our Orangutan friend is wondering what kind of silly toys hoomans are playing with.
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Better start learning on how to apply a proper wax job early.... this young chimpanzee is definitely doing a good job here.
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Ladies and Gentlemen, in the blue corner, we present you, 3 times heavyweight champion in the Monkey Boxing tournament, iroooooooon Utang!!!!!!!
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This little Orangutan just woke up to a bad hair day at his first day of glamping.
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Helloooooo? Anybody there on the other side of the screen? our little orangutan is wondering if you started your week already
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
All salute for the Silverback Gorilla General
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Casually hanging around on Friday afternoon with this Chonky boi, the Orangutan
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Just us, 2 baboons, and our dog cruising.....
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Thursday is laundry day for the Bonobos. Here you can see Bonobo James washing his green towels. Followed of course by some personal hygiene session.
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Our Orangutans like to start their Thursdays fresh and clean.... because a clean orangutan is a healthy orangutan
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Poor Orangutan accidentally broke down his own playground but then tried to fix it for the full 20 minutes.
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
in Monkey garage we get your blocked break calipers fixed in no time....
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Wax on, Wax off, our Chimps from Monkey Garage are once again delivering a premium Wax Job.
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Our Orangutans are starting the week relaxed, chilling at the beach together with their dog, not worrying about what crazy times humans live in at the moment.
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Mondays are always rather busy day in the Monkey elevator with the ministry of Monkey opening again for business, these little fellas are clearly hurrying up to clock in on time.
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Me calling the wife while being in the supermarket to check if i didn't forget anything.....
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Thank god it's friday. Gorilla Franky is snoozing one more time for the last time this week
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Entertaining the Orangutans in the zoo with some Play-Doh. We like how he brings his "seat" to watch the show
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Who can relate?
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
cooked enough on this too hot beach, this monkey is taking the first ride out
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Just having some soaped up shower fun together....
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Some cute little bushbabies becoming active when the sun starts to set
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
traffic is so much more fluent now that we are having the new traffic monkey cops in place
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Keep rolling rolling rolling.... with our monkeys
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Some timeline cleanse, cute little chimps enjoying bananas, so cute, so innocent.
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Melon supplies for this week have arrived, under the Melon For Monkey program
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Flying into the week like.....
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
A serious accident took place on the Monkey highway last night, luckily there was an ambulance nearby to take care of the wounded monkeys
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Sharing is caring..... but not too much....
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Taking your ride to this cool car pimping meeting? You definitely need to hire one of our Monkeys to wax your ride and clean your dashboard. extra points guaranteed, and currently we give a 2 banana reduction to the first 100 customers
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Orangutan finally receiving a method to check his dental status. good boy looks perfectly healthy to the Ministry of Monkey
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
it's raining food 😍 look at how this baboon is succeeding in catching food with his mouth
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Practicing our act for Cirque du Monkey
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
We are still trying to figure out where exactly was the moment we stopped caring....
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
really.... it was not what you were thinking, we were just inspecting fresh leaves. and besides, mind your own Monkey business
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Ministry of Monkey @ministryofmonkey.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Touched by God.... stretching for new horizons.
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