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MinisterofDOOM

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Weird cars, weird cats, and tech.

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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 15h
The Marlboro logo but it says "Weird car appreciator. Normal is boring"The Marlboro logo but it says "Distributor belt. It's a real thing."The Marlboro logo but it says "Kwisatz Haderach. The shortening of the way."
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 20h
Poor guy. I really hope you get good news!
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm laying in bed watching TV, and Reecey is in the hall outside my bedroom snoring so loud I can hear her over the TV.
Reecey the tabby cat curled up in her cat bed.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uncheck this box to disable the dumbass "Finish setting up your computer" fullscreen disruptions in Windows.
Windows 11 settings dialog screenshot cropped to show the Settings search bar and two specific settings. The search criteria are "suggest ways" stuff the settings displayed are "Suggest ways to get the most out of Windows she finish setting up this device" and "Get tips and suggestions when using Windows". Both settings are un-checked.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also the survey is obviously flawed because there's no way it's as low as 60%.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Apparently nothing.
Screenshot from article including the text "New research from Alfa Romeo*"Screenshot from the article clarifying the asterisk, reading "*Survey of 1,000 UK single people actively dating conducted by OnePoll, September 2026"
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Always loved them. Damn shame they were all cursed with Jatco automatics, though that didn't stop me from enjoying my Q45.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh shit there's probably a bunch of my friends in there. I hope they are ok!
A photo of a scale model scene depicting a box truck that hit a low-clearance bridge with the roof of the cargo box. The driver is standing nearby, looking back at the truck with his head in his hands. The truck box is painted with a logo reading "TRANS-FREEZER."
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sending all we can. Extra purrs en route.
Reecey the tabby looking concerned
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's awesome. I need to find one for my desk now
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Agreed on all points!
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Say something that stupid again and I'll let the cat eat you."
Sigourney Weaver and Jonesey the cat, with the Aliens pulse rifle.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
youtu.be/gy01ItQBB94 The "Waaaaaaaaaah" greeting sound was my phone notification sound for years. It's just so cheerful.
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Oblivion Drone Sounds HIGH QUALITY
YouTube video by SKYNET
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm just here for the Tatra appreciation.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Fuck you, Sally" music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbVU... I know it's not a "good" movie and I don't care. Great soundtrack, great visuals, great SFX, and the drones are one of my favorite movie creatures ever.
music.youtube.com
Fearful Odds
YouTube video by M83 - Topic
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"fuck off"
boris and sigourneyboris and sigourney and he's not looking at the cameraboris and sigourney and he's looking peevedboris and sigourney and he's had enough
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That book is one of the hipster-standard reinforcing experiences of my life, proving that the more people who aggressively recommend a book, the worse the book is. I never read it, based on this logic alone.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep. The only difference is we didn't have all the biggest tech companies pouring their entire budgets into nfts. When this crashes I'm going to grab a lawn chair and bask in the glow of the ashes of scumlords.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You think there's a lady and a horrible robomonkeyhead inside every arachno?
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nissan is clearly a UAC subcontractor
The Doom 2 ArachnotronA Nissan Pivo 2
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Go here for better pictures. Give it a browse in general if you're a nerd; Nissan had a very well organized gallery if historical concepts and models. global.nissannews.com/en/releases/...
global.nissannews.com
The future is electric for Nissan
Nissan Motor Co., Ltd., today unveiled the Pivo 2, an advanced electric concept car that will debut at the upcoming Tokyo Motor Show. Pivo 2 builds on the popularity of the first Pivo, shown at the 20...
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would have listed high quality images with the goddamn getty watermark, but for some effing reason the ones direct from Nissan's historical concepts library are "not supported" by bluesky despite being fucking jpegs. @bsky.app your app sucks
A screenshot of the error "one of more of your selected files are not supported."Details of the file showing it is a minuscule jpg
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like many Nissan concepts, there was also a Pivo 2 with spider wheels. The individual wheel pods could swing, and each wheel could steer within its pod, all independently, allowing for crazy maneuverability. It also had a horrible Porg thing on the dashboard for some damn reason.
A Nissan Pivo 2 being driven on stageThe Pivo 2 crab parking on stage
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That looks freakin delicious
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love all of this.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every single magazine mega a Columnist Cat Update section. All of them. Please tell me about your cats. Please provide reference photos.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Humanity's oldest storage failure mode is heap overflow
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If that's the case I'm really curious about the vertical center of gravity. The need for high cabin floors to make room for batteries is my biggest complaint with EVs. If Jag kept the CG low with the batteries up front, that would be a MASSIVE step forward for EV sedans.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah this. What's going on under that gloriously long hood?
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My favorite thing about this concept is that "pivo" is the Russian word for beer
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So you'll have to drive an hour or two to find one of the remaining Mitsubishi dealers just to walk across sticky linoleum to pay extra for a car you can get on every corner from Nissan.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We need to find out whether it's any good first
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reecey got some gabapentin yesterday for arthritis pain and she's still absolutely zonked from it. I'm not sure why; she has taken the same dose countless times before. She keeps tipping over when she stands up. I have blocked the stairs off so she can't get hurt.
A fluffy brown tabby cat sleeping in a cat bed, with her face buried in the soft bed side.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really don't care for ground combat, but otherwise planetary frontiers sounds fun. Non-combat ground activities are fun, though.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only way to nap, really
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have the car companies tried making a GOOD cheap EV? That's what I thought. You can't take the Tesla approach and scale it down to get a cheap EV that anyone wants. These buyers aren't tech enthusiasts or early adopters. They want a car they can afford, not a showpiece.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yep. The Fit was a small car designed to be good instead of a big car reduced to be cheap, and that made it expensive to produce. I actually think the Fit formula isn't really possible on an EV, though. EVs have to take up the entire subfloor with batteries, so that kills the Fit's clever packaging
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's definitely a step in the right direction, but since long before screens, button layout has been just as important as button presence. I wish modern tech in cars didn't mean forgetting lessons in design that were already learned. We do not need a return to this, either.
The godawful 2nd gen Quest interior with rows of identically shaped buttons with no spacing between them, below a small info screen.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have no opposition to screen. It just needs to be balanced with remembering it's a car interior. I added a screen to my 98. I hate that it has no volume knob but otherwise it's a nice feature alongside all the manual controls. Screens can be good. They just don't need to be the point.
A 1998 Pathfinder center dash with cheap aftermarket double-DIN android auto headunit.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's better than all screen, I just don't understand why. Do they think people will stop buying their cars if they fail to meet the screen quota? I dunno, I feel like most of us could design a better center stack in half an hour without sacrificing any of the high tech shininess.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's definitely a step in the right direction.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meanwhile I typo but do not type
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're so tiny and right between two buttons. And the when still looks like an ipad glued to the dash. They hear, but they do not listen.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They all turned to rust and blew away
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like how they make sure to use the word "luxury" twice to describe one of the least luxurious cars ever made.
A screenshot from the above article, which calls out the "luxurious" interior of a Tesla "luxury crossover SUV"
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes I lament the fact that the Internet was created. Most days I lament the fact that humans were created. That tweet has made today a "both" day
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every new technology eventually comes primarily an advertising medium. Which raises a point I've been making for decades: there's no way we haven't long surpassed the point of diminishing returns on advertising even for the businesses running the ads. It's purely masturbatory.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please, nobody needs to hear what two guys in front of mics think.
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That roof will fight both of them
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine spending all that R&D money on a ground-up new engine and then just flushing it. I'm still mad they did that
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