Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026exploding the nhs mental health services with my mind laser 110
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026me when I'm a micro about to get vored by england's national milf 231
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026getting a few odd looks in a cafe, wondering what's making people stare the humble homingulus: 100
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026call me the marvelous mechanical mouse organ the way i can make shit outta breadcrumbs and butterbeans (not even a lie that is what the meatesque substance is made out of) 140
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Felt badge prototype for the lovely @bitandpixel.uk 042
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The min in mingus stands for minesweeper :] 110
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Slowly indoctrinating everyone I know to listen to my favourite third wave ska band by making them watch a low budget children's TV show. 120
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Straight up sliming it, and by it hehehe let's just say... my joseph. 010
Reposted by Mingus KhingusKapu Platypus 🔜 DoggyWeekend @keenakapu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Chilling with the Polycule :3 amazing art by @venicedogs.bsky.social featuring my wonderful partners @minguskhingus.bsky.social and Auri ❤️ 172
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Got some Jehovah's witnesses today so I drew a little something something on their shitty leaflet. Also go read pinky and pepper forever, it made me more mentally ill when I was 19. 0299
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Just saw the wettest-eyed sighthound I have ever seen (artists rendition) 120
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The hot new summer snack! Fermented black beans and cunty woman brand coconut milk. 010
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Marmite is only yucky because they tried to cram in too much yummy per millilitre. Truly the Icarus of edible brown substances. It goes yummy again if you dilute it with butter tho. 020
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Walking through the newly refurbished Huddersfield train station listening to sparks my baby's taking me home and feeling a certain type of way about it. They don't have the underpass between platforms anymore and I think I'm sad about it. 220
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026There's nothing stopping me from making sweet potato soup freezy pops actually. I should try that. 000
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I have seen too many people casually using the new alpha male self-congratulatory wank terminology. You are not mogging people, you could never be her 140
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Wanna make an art but I'm stuck for ideas. Anyone particularly want a mediocre lino stamp? 000
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Anyone for a delicious normal spoonful of chocolate spread? 020
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Just found out one of my partners really enjoys it when I have a fuck ass tiny ponytail so I have a fuck ass tiny ponytail today 120
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Making things that suck a little bit kinda rules :] 010
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Love how I can tell I'm getting better at something as I make it, also behold today's WIP: the teeth-shirt 120
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Noooo! Don't turn me into a printable linocut! 151
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Oh fuck off. Ooo we can't actually tell what sex you are but your vibes? Too ambiguous to use this bathroom. You're banned from using the bathrooms here now. I am going to scream. 021
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Little bit of joy in the last few minutes of today, it's my hrt anniversary! I've been sticking man juice in myself for a year today! Haven't reached my final form yet tho, need to get a bit fatter and hairier before I can truly call my bedroom the build a bear workshop. 010
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Note 2 self: don't cheap out on the dodgy hrt you get online, it will have twice the vial preservative in it and it will sting like a bastard. Owie. 110
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Why do I suddenly lose all semblance of grace when I need to pee a bit? <- man who just caught his leg on a door handle and stubbed its finger on a bookshelf in the 5 meter walk to the bathroom. 110
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Do you like crayons? Me too! Feral crayon badge Comms £5 a badge. Child labour free (unless you have qualms about the labour rights of littles). Current working time a bit unsteady because I don't have constant adult supervision for a laminator (within 2ish weeks). I can draw most animals. 255
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Got a good grade in my blood test! Something that is both reasonable to want and possible to achieve! Dropped a few points in calcium and iron levels but that's still a B+ (wish I could make this joke truthfully but alas I'm O-) 110
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The doctors stole my blood and then I went out to do one of my most annoying activities to strangers who are looking after toddlers: picking leaves and putting them in my mouth. 020
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Drank too much 7pup at the function, now I'm a doggie forever :/ 100
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Transpennine express can suck my left testicle. If I never have to make a one minute connection ever again it will be too soon. 000
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026My phone decided to randomly restart as soon as the train conductor got to me to check my ticket and now I want to throw myself out of the window while the train is going full speed. Eternal torment for ever and ever. 310
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026And then I stole no more cheese because I'm so fucking tired of eating nothing but babybels. @keenakapu.bsky.social can attest to how much better I felt after eating a meal with 4 entire vegetables in it. 210
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Made up for the lack of cheese thievery by stealing pads of very nice butter from the service station on the way home from scotiacon. Diversifying my dairy based shenanigans. 020
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Just woke up, no cheese thievery today because I am hashtag not dealing with how busy breakfast will be now. Terrible cinema. 000
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Scotiacon cheese kleptomania saga continued. This is what 62 babybels looks like, 14 stolen for me again but two stolen off me from my breakfast partner brings us to a nice round total of 50 stolen cheese today, beating last year's con total in one day. I will be eating these for lunch. 453
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Back at it again with the scotiacon cheese kleptomania. Today's count is 26. More than the single day record last year but it doesn't count because 5 of them were stolen for me by @leck.bsky.social 131
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The true meaning of Christmas is to devour an entire sticky toffee sponge pudding with lashings of cream and ice cream and toffee sauce approximately one hour after the heaviest plate of various savoury roasted, boiled, and steamed foodstuffs you have eaten all year. Yummy. 130
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Creating substances beyond comprehension in my boyfriends' kitchen. Also eating their cheese :3 110
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Ough the boiler is out. No washing unless I want to die of consumption :( really living up to the stinky allegations :( fuck my stupid teenage gundam life :(( 200
Mingus Khingus @minguskhingus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025They should put the horse race test horses in umamusume so we don't have to get sad when they die, rest in peace haru urara our patron saint of losers. 010