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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 7h

He wrestled less last year than a 66 y.o. senior citizen like Blue Panther who did qualify lol. That tells you a lot about Roman

A photo depicting mexican wrestlers Neon (Black and hot Pink tights and mask) and Blue Panther (blue and whte tights with a panther drawing) next to each other with their PWI 500 ranking and age
Neon #78 - 23 y.o.
Blue Panther #88 - 66 y.o.

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Hell, you can even be an outlaw and still be worthy (Pictured: A worthy wielder of Mjolnir)

Laughing Jasper Flint
{1}{B}{R}
Legendary Creature — Lizard Rogue

Creatures you control but don’t own are Mercenaries in addition to their other types.

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top X cards of target opponent’s library, where X is the number of outlaws you control. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those cards, and mana of any type can be spent to cast those spells.

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Illustrated by Francis Tneh

Mjölnir, Hammer of Thor
{3}{R}
Legendary Artifact — Equipment

When Mjölnir enters, it deals 4 damage to up to one target creature.

Double all damage equipped creature would deal.

Equip worthy {1} (A creature is worthy if it’s a legendary non-Villain that’s red and/or white.)

{2}{R}, Discard this card: It deals 2 damage to each creature.

Illustrated by Wayne Reynolds

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A darker more sinister drawing for Spooky season. Ashley Tavares bathing in what it seems to be blood as it drips down her chest #TraditionalArt #Fanart #OCs #Halloween #OCSky #AkiGaidenRe

Ashley Tavares (a young tall muscular girl with medium brown skin and long loose black hair) is standing naked, seen from the nose down. Her hair covers her breasts and the image is cropped to hice her labia. She has blood running down her mouth and torso, with two stains that look like crying eyes and one in the shape of a greek Phi letter in her chest. She is surrounded by fire and darkness bathing in a red liquid. Next to her the phrase: "If you're ready and have the need... I will take your soul and plant my seed!"

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"Soy del Edomex, soy de barrio" El barrio en cuestión: Interlomas, Huixquilucan, Estado de México

Luxury buildings in the high income residencial área of Interlomas, Huixquilucan, State of México, México.

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

>Crappy reaction image with comment that barely counts as English >Guy asking for a list of requests longer than the 1004 holds of Chris Jericho threatening to report you if you ignore them (they already talked shit of you in their profile) >The one guy that spams "deliciously bouncy" everywhere

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

>Crappy reaction image with comment that barely counts as English >Guy asking for a list of requests longer than the 1004 holds list of Chris Jericho and threatening to report you if you ignore them (they already talked shit on their profile) >The one guy that spams "deliciously bouncy" everywhere

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

TIL that MF DOOM had a wider vocabulary than Shakespeare 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

Chart of # of unique words within first 35,000 lyrics among rappers
Highlighting: MF DOOM, 5,204 words
For a benchmark, playwright William Shakespeare has 5,170

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The idea of a deck with 2 doofuses on the command zone that cheat gigante reality altering monsters onto the board made me think of Regular Show :v

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

My most popular commander is Kenrith for my "choose your starter" 3 companions deck My least popular ones are yet unreleased, it's a Sash and Waistcoat deck I'm working on that will cheat massive creatures vía blinking. It's called "Sash and Waistcoat! Destroy the Multiverse or you're FIRED!"

Kenrith the Returned King, #23 most popular commander on EDHREC

Sash and Waistcoat, Unmen. #2,318 most popular commander on EDHREC

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"Look at yourself,wasting your time going to "anger management" as if you need it Your anger is not something to repress, it is there to help you Go to the 7-Eleven Hatefuck the bunnyboy cashier until he's pregnant He will even thank you later ...I'm not telling you anything you don't already know"

Former WWE wrestler Sean O'Haire in a vignette for his "Devil's Advocate" gimmick

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

While doing some research for a previous drawing I found about a thai fashion trend of combining a traditional sabai top with jeans and just HAD to draw Kittiya Charoensuk in that outfit #TraditionalArt #Fanart #OCs #OCSky #AkiGaidenRe

Drawing of Kittiya Charoensuk (a young slim girl with dark skin, long black hair, almond shaped black eyes and a pacemaker scar on her left shoulder) is smiling and posibf wearing a gold and Pink Sabai top that wraps around her left shoulder and exposed her midriff, and a pair of jeans.

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Crazy to think this is the first time Viktor Farro is gonna work for MtG. His style is so perfect for the game

Painting of Dr Strange by Viktor Farro, with bold brushstrokes and vibrant colors evoking the overwhelming power of the Sorcerer Supreme

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Me un my job as an accounts payable girl most of the time: "uggh this sucks I suck I barely do anything" Me the first days of every month becoming the greatest detective in the world to find some random-ahh payment 3 weeks ago that does not match the bank statement and why

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

🎵🎶Me la corro por todo Hurlingham Le piqué el fundillo a Jude Bellingham Me suda la polla con el qué dirán Abro el tercer ojo como Ten Shin Han Me como dos panchos y un choriflán 🎵🎶 Estado: Más tiesa que Scarface 🧂👃

Willow from Lesbian Space Princess knows your kinks. Be A F R A I D

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Me when I realized most people are not into CPR fetish roleplay:

Two Dave Mustaines looking in disgust at a 3rd Dave Mustaine who is staring down in horror
From the nusic video of the song "Sweating Bullets" by Megadeath

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Imma snort the type of shit that made Krillin lose his nose. Wish me luck

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My headspace has been just me approaching womanhood asymptotically without ever reaching it for the past 7 years

A math function thingy that represents me

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Not the answer you would like to but for the phyrexians I think he only prevented new phyrexia from existing by making it so that the echo Karn never spilled oil and never left Argentum/Mirodin. If old Phyrexia didn't exist then Karn and the Weatherlight also probably wouldn't have existed either

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It starts decent but then every change after becomes gradually more unhinged 154 game season? Weird change but OK 7 game div? Kinda sucks High seeds pick instead of being assigned??? What? How? Why??? Who wrote this proposal? El Chiqui Tapia?

Black and white pic of Argentina's Football Association Claudio "el chiqui" Tapia, infamous for his corruption scandals and for the constant nonsensical changes to the Argentinian league format

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"You better start reading the Dark Knight Strikes Again... you're living in it!!!"

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Also 1st legendary creature who wears his hair. In cornrows according to the art

Art oof the MtG card "Massacre" by Pete Venters

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fortunate Son's opening line: "Some folks are born made to wave the flag" ❌️ "Con Fox y Paul me hice un buen Soufflé" ✅️🔥💯 (Translator note: the last phrase translates to "With Fox and Paul I made a good Soufflé")

Vicente Fox: Former President of Mexico 2000-2006

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Criticizing women who do wrong things is an atttqck to their bosily autonomy" is not the gotcha you think it is

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Whenever Cristiano is not on the pitch, all the other players should be asking, "Where's Cristiano?""

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Fomo the Sloppening Now scalpers will buy all the play boosters by the thousands

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Anybody pissed off? Gotta make ’em drink the urine? Why he say he sucked my dih? Then he say he ain’t sucked my dih? #MagicTheGathering #MtG #UniversesBeyond

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Could you please take MaRo's dih out of your mouth before you speak to me? I can't hear you

"They hated Jesús because je told them the truth"

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[BREAKING NEWS] Reports indicate that drug cartels have started recruiting flying jellyfish to do their bidding "It's the greatest threat to Christian Civilization since the Bill of Rights" said Pete Ketchum from Pabst Blue Ribbon town, secretary of offense of the US #MagictheGathering #Shitpost

MtG Card:

Narcomoeba
{1}{U}
Creature — Illusion

Flying

When this card is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.

"It was created by the Iquati as a living memory—one that objects to being forgotten."

1/1
Illustrated by Matt Stewart

The card art has been haphazardly edited to add a cowboy hat and an AK-47 to the creature depicted

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's not Angron, its Angrath; which I think it's even funnier because it's literally a portmanteau of Anger and Wrath so he is a doubly angry boy

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A drawing of Ellie Nguyen and Ashley Tavares together inspired by the panel from the Jujutsu Kaisen manga introducing Kirara and Hakari together #TraditionalArt #Fanart #OCs #OCSky #AkiGaidenRe

Drawing of Ellie Nguyen (a slim girl with tan skin, long brown hair with shaved sides in a mullet-esque style and black, almond shaped eyes wearing black shorts with bein highlights, a yellow jacket with all kinds of ornamentos and a white halter crop top) is sitting and snuggling next to her girlfriend Ashley Tavares (a taller, muscular girl with medium brown skin, long loose black hair and green, round eyes wearing a pair of jeans, a red strapless bra, an open black mini jacket and a black choker). Ashley is holding Ellie's butt as they both sit on a couch, and she looks to the side in boredom, saying: "It's boring knowing who's gonna win". In the background there is a narration of a women football game shouing: "LA TIENE AITANA, SE LA PASA A PARALLUELO, AVABZA EL BARÇA"

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My picks for top 9 tracks that shaped me (In hindsight tracks 1-5 in the reverse order to fit the "when did this shape my life" chronological order) My9tracks.com

My 9 Tracks
Black Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath (1973) 🇬🇧
Don McLean - American Pie (1971) 🇺🇲
Chojin ft Nach - Hemos creado un Monstruo (2003) 🇪🇦🇲🇽
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (1975) 🇬🇧
Muse- Starlight (2006) 🇺🇲
Caifanes- Viento (1988) 🇲🇽
Soda Stereo - Sweet Sahumerio (1992) 🇦🇷
Extremoduro - So Payaso (1996) 🇪🇦
Garbage - Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go) (2001) 🇺🇲

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Growing up's realizing our old vices only transmite and don't leave us We went from cigarettes to vape, from che wing tobacco to popping zyns, from cocaine to the Clavicular pentastack™️; from Coffee to white Monster Energy, from betting on horses to betting on drone strikes The song remains the same

Meme of Mark Henry saying "ya empezaron las proyectadas qué padre" (the projections have started, that's awesome)

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Etat De Siege (1972)🇫🇷🇮🇹 Lowkey one of the best political thrillers of its time, absolutelly recommending it

Póster of the 1972 Franco-Italian film "Etat de Siege" (State of Siege), featuring Actor Yves Montand front and center

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ah yes my favorite show from from back when I was a guy "The Wooobly Wogybnk Shu" Watched it all the time on FIDX SOK :V Feeling: Discombobulated 🙃

Screencap from the Woody Woodpecker Show intro with 3 characters in front of a poorly put together sign reading "The Wooobly Wogybnk Shu"

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They cut short Reality Fracture's lifespan for this BS and you applaud it? "People" like you are exactly why the game is in its dire state, but I guess you are too lobotomized to care. Enjoy the last day of peace you'll have #MtG #MagictheGathering #UniversesBeyond #WOTCStaff #MtGxStarTrek

Freddie Cube at Twitter
"I have been banned from r/magictcg for calling people susceptible to Un/verses bey0nd "slopchuggers". Reddit mods thank you for protecting the most oppressed minority: people who had their frontal lotes replaced with a Funko pop"

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Well I want MtG to be Magic again and actually make a good in Universe set but it is clear none of us will ever get our wish so womp womp

Wrestler Jack Perry wearing a jacket that reads "cry me a river"

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Amazing not only how much he dropped the Ball in the last few years going from principled antizionist to poorly disguised antisemite, he also doesn't know Jack shit about cinema. If you're gonna speculate about hollywood at least use Google once, please

Póster of the acclaimed movie Once Upon a Time in América. A period piece drama about jewish mafia in 1920s new york

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Friendly reminder that Kyiv is older than Moscow. If we are gonna destroy lives and dismember nation states based on vague notions of history (which in and of itself is an unhinged thing to want) then Russia is closer to the chopping block than Ukraine

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Affinity gets rusty Burn peters out Boros Energy runs low But Tron, Tron is ETERNAL

The "managers are eternal" guy from Metegol

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Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞| Stingerquill Battlemage @minervayoshimura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A bilingual one: Claire Young-Alves is mocking the idea of playing in Real Madrid in the future, throws a bunch of random things she thought would not happen... and then everything came true in the future. I really wanted to try that future Claire design #TraditionalArt #Fanart #OCsky #AkiGaidenRe

P1: Aki Goldstein (A young slim girl with tan skin, long black hair in a ponytail with colorful bangs and almond shaped eyes wearing a teal tank top and a chófer with a star of David): "Really? Even if you are stuck with choosing between going to Real Madrid vs staying in a second división club?"
Claire Young-Alves, offscreen: "Yes!!"
Aki: "Damn you are stubborn..."
P2: Claire (a young athletic girl with medium brown skin, green eyes and shoulder length dyed blond hair): "Hahaha! Don't make me laugh querida! Me in Real Madrid? Yeah sure, I'll totally be in Real Trampas in 10 years! And I'd totally dye my hair pink, cut it super short, pose naked for adult magazines and fill my right arm with tattoos! HAHAHJAHAH!!"

A caption reads "10 years later"
Underneath there is a cover for a magazine called "Sexy", featuring an older version of Claire Young-Alves. She has medium brown skin, green eyes and a muscular build, her hair is cut in a short pixie style and it is now a hot pink, and her right arm is covered in all kinds of tattoos, she also has tattoos in her left shoulder and above her crotch. She is posing naked, wearing only a necklace with a star of David and a captain armband on her left arm, she covers her breasts with her left arm and her vulva by rising her leg slightly, letting her pubic hair and "happy trail" be seen. Her eyes have a suggestive yet jadee expression, her face giving hints of a "heroin chic" type of vibe. She is layig over the cresta of Real Madrid Club de Fútbol (a golden rimmed white circle with gold letters, a blue diagonal band and a crown on top"
The magazine text is written in spanish and appears in several blurbs detailing different articles and info. Translated to english they read:
"Hala Madrid! The star of Real Madrid Women bares her body and soul."
"Home outside of home: Keeping your cultural heritage abroad"
"Intersectionality and you: How to add your solidaridad to many causes in one push?"
"Love above all: Stories of multirracial couples and families"
"Model: Claire Young-Alves (26 y.o) Brasil's #10, Real Madrid's #18"

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