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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy!

@mimikyuute.bsky.social
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They/Them/She/Her. previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025) rest in peace smams (533,904,454 BCE - march 25, 2026)

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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 30m
the internet has brought me whimsy, at times, even joy - but it has also wrought unimaginable pain with the knowledge it inflicts
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 35m
guy who uses ai for everything talking to someone who has never used ai: oh you wanna get rid of data centers? i bet you cant give up ai how will you... uhhh. how will you... one sec. chatgpt, what are some things i use you for that would be hard for this guy to give up
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 12h
An edit of a screenshot from The Good Place that reads "Konami figured it out? Konami!? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 46m
masako nozawa should be allowed to kill people who use ai goku voice
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 47m
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 52m
"you're the best there ever was! the pinnacle of all horses!" - me gassing up my horse
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 54m
removable
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 54m
- me sitting in a stagecoach
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 56m
that just means youre human really
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 2h
hang like a bat to piss, call that "dracula flow"
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 2h
skip confirmed bi
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 2h
ah yes, "break your fucking neck"
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 2h
guy who learned english from memes witnessing a medical emergency: quick, call the bondulance - but not for me!
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 2h
thanks man
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 2h
selling maps to those lost in the sauce
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Katt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 3h
Repost if $30k would change your life right now
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 6h
oh, well, that’s fine then
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 6h
wait who does??
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 6h
well no one would want to pay for that service!
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 6h
if people could survive them what would the point of them be
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 8h
FAST JET PLANES
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 10h
then how else do we explain all this
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h
ah see thats where youre mistaken; they cant really fly either
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h
honestly im just not sure what you expected when you came into a restaurant called "applebees but fuck you"
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h
there’s a surcharge for that
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h
you’re not meant to it’s just part of the restaurant experience
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h
bsky.app/profile/mimi...
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h
*turns off the ac*
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h
my bad
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h
mf said “duchy”
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h
most annoying guy ever: “pass the duchy on the left hand side”? wow… persecuting right handed people even though we’re the majority?… 😔
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 12h
holding hands
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 12h
we just have to utilize another new invention: slingshot the size of canada
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 12h
thank god for this invention, the half-loop on my way to work every morning has been almost fuckin impossible to deal with
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 12h
its crazy to me how accurate her ragdolling is at the end
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 13h
boneless chiitan??
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 13h
aw hell yeah
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 13h
i eat anything from the taco bell if it has the nacho cheese on it that’s my weakness
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 13h
what’s the order lay it on me
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 13h
taco bell breakfast kinda goated
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 13h
remember to ensure your pets names also make good passwords
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 13h
chew you haveisfaction a singleicious satisfact to snack that up
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 13h
FRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABEY
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 14h
listen kid, jason already went to space and fought freddy kreuger if he wants to go be a little baby now he’s earned that break
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 16h
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
gelatinous cube enjoyer has logged on
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
maybe. or maybe it would feel really good and u could slither around. could go either way really
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
you haven’t tried it
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