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Milt

@miltoniusprime.bsky.social
228 followers 263 following 706 posts

Baltimore-ish. Rollerskating, rhythm games, conventions. Queer, arguably furry, bigots and bootlickers fuck off.

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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nick
He Got Milted
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got a Home Depot pickup order, was asked 'which entity are you?', enjoyed that. Gender or whatever they're saying
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beat my old score (71%)
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you visit me, this happens
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Since I keep restarting Mistria a la my Stardew runs, recent realizations - any hoe use gives farming XP, need to stop wasting shovel use and just hoe one spot - fully zoomed out lets you see A LOT, esp if you're farming dive spots - my brain is not normal
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I cut out extra sugar and chips and stuff from my diet and have been cultivating a sadomasochistic relationship with my willpower
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last night I realized a group of people are very attached to a Discord mod bot and I'm not allowed to joke about beating it with hammers bc this one 'was not designed to be a villain'
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Solid memories of buying/stealing* this from the flea market along with dozens of other CDs, rapidly expanding my music taste (*loose CDs in many binders are either stolen or from cop auctions, so fuck em)
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You, the concerned pedestrian: hey there's smoke coming out of your tailpipe Me, the 2001 Grand Caravan driver: yeah
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Last night went fine, people had fun, I was reminded of how much better I handle loud drunks when I'm 1) getting a badge/hotel room/money and 2) behind a staff table instead is next to them. Always forget how much people want to touch you when they're drunk-happy.
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
RIP Andy Williams
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I had a guy ask 'are you a musician' and I'm sitting there playing a 108-button midi guitar and a 25-key keytar and I couldn't give him a solid yes or no
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
to me the darkest thing about being sober in places where people are normally drinking is fully experiencing how annoying drunk people are
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm stuck between enjoying a cozy little thing as-is and wanting to share it with people in communities I've been distancing myself from. I don't like being around drunks. I don't like how many people only want to do things when they can also be drunk. But also it's hosted in a bar.
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Have encountered something twice recently on Rock Band, 'I don't know this song, I want to sing it, I'm not a notable singer', my brain screams at the thought
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Did not foresee one of the weekly highlights of my 40th year involving going to a bar Going to remind people I have mics with me for Rock Band
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Currently missing Pokemon Go , in a way I'm sure recovering addicts occasionally miss the fun times. The thrill of operating three phones at once.
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
gaming meet, I'm 40 muddafacko
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
'Aren't you bringing Rock Band to a bar somewhat known for having hot dogs?' I'm pregaming, the void needed filling
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My brain isn't healthy enough for Fields of Mistria. Day 1, quest to meet everyone, I'm panicking wondering if anyone is inaccessible and what order would be best to meet them in
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Was in a pissy mood for the last few days, turned 40 and realized I needed to lower my bar for who I should expect to know/remember, went to go skate and they Ed's Parents'd the skatepark
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Was talking to my mom, said I might bring my RB stuff to an event that usually has vanilla GH3. She Devil's Advocated and 'well what if you bring it and they get used to that, and you can't bring it next time?' From con experience, tough shit, enjoy a thing while it's there, make connections.
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Happy early birthday to @neilcic.com
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy birthday @doofivirus.bsky.social
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
black cat appreciation day
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm in a con situation where multiple people have told me 'what the fuck, why haven't you bailed' and it's a mix of wanting to be the one dept running smoothly and enjoying the spite-success, and I dunno, I like seeing people having fun playing video games
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm thankful my mom listens to just enough podcasts to not trust AI or data centers.
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I hate being a broken record about bad experiences with cons, it's just that my bar is very low, I'm offering to pay money to do free customer service and let attendees use stuff I paid for, and when I bring up a problem people running them go 'this guy's gettin an attitude or sumthin'
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
gay bar
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I've felt so disconnected from everything lately, car situation and depression are making me feel like I lost the summer. Pretty sure I can manage day 7 minecarts in Stardew.
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Instagram thinks I want to see anti-babyfur fursuiters. I love that the most catered-to part of the fandom feels threatened enough to finally (sway to maximize tail movement) about it.
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
(YouTube recommends Homestuck lore) Tavros Halkias
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Me: one of my wheels is squeaking Dad: prob the brake pad indicator M: when not braking? D: I'm a car guy, you have to trust me sometimes (two days + new pads later) M: squeaking turned into a grinding D: prob brake pads, I'll check them D: oh I never tightened the lugnuts
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me going to Dick's to look at skates as a highschooler
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
During Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Film, right after Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife, someone's baby started crying and the whole theater booed them, and the parents left with the baby
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
power's out again
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My dad got me out of school early to see Freddy Got Fingered, there were two other people in the theater. Glad I got to experience that. Most disliked was The Medallion
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
No internet for almost two weeks as this point (obv still on phone but our area gets trash reception), cable guy looking at it tomorrow. Mostly just work and Stardew, finding new ways to rush minecarts/get money early, going all out on fishing until mines knock, upgrade pick asap
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've offered a third place in my first place on a monthly basis since 2007, we peaked at 34 people in one night, usually between 8-12 the past few years. No drinking, just video games and chill.
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP his little ladybugs
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Milt @miltoniusprime.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I was observing 7/11 and people kept telling me I had a bug on my back, a father asked me to turn around so his daughter could see it, then some older guy pointed it out and instead of flicking it or doing nothing, he kind of ran his finger on my back to knock it off, happy 7/11
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