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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 7h

"Sorry, but my bank won't accept checks from Russian institutions."

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 9h

Wow, so they had Soylent back then too?!

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 04/10/2026

I don't think he first voted for Trump in 2024 - his Facebook posts show he's clearly been pro-Trump for quite some time.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 04/10/2026

If you look up his social media accounts (not difficult, they're public) he was never anything but a conspiracy-minded, pro-Trumper.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 04/10/2026

He's made pro-Trump and conspiracy-laden posts from Trump I on to Trump II. You've got this sort of post right after the Insurrection. Dude was always pro-Trump.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 02/10/2026

Why doesn't Google release "Gemini Googol"?

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 02/10/2026

when god closes a babymama door he opens a babymama window

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 02/10/2026

"Orcadian leather working techniques, circa 1600-1650"

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 01/10/2026

Eh, it's in Durant, Oklahoma. Even in Oklahoma ain't nobody who cares about what happens in Durant.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 01/10/2026

I mean, you wouldn't want to have another failure on your hands, so best to be making sure it works.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 01/10/2026

Can we test the firing squad on Yoo?

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 29/09/2026

"How can we make Vance likeable... like, at all?" "What if we ran an even stupider motherfucker as his VP?"

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 29/09/2026

Yeah, but how does he stack against Nancy Reagan?

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 29/09/2026

The fact I cannot currently purchase these posters is reason enough to send @bransonreese.bsky.social to the Hague.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 28/09/2026

"Why have just a normal, boring-ass profile picture when you could instead have a slave?"

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 28/09/2026

Am I supposed to believe he can walk that far without shitting himself? Without talking about his crowd sizes or how the other patients in the Memory Ward can't be left to have nuclear weapons?

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 28/09/2026

Seeing a woman point a shotgun in the direction of your father's head will do that to a man.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 28/09/2026

Nonsense - we saw a flat tie after the last trip to Carrabba's.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 28/09/2026

Wow, this is husky slander and I won't sit, lay down, or shake for it.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 28/09/2026

I remember! I watched it on my genuine Sorny television!

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 27/09/2026

Twice I’ve swung my PhD around, both when physicians made a stupid diagnosis or comment about something I knew much more that they did and I felt like a shit for it both times. (But seriously, whole body HSV1 or is it more likely chickenpox?)

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 26/09/2026

Reading this, I’ve got two thoughts: * This guy should have gotten more swirlies, wedgies, and rear admirals * oh my god shut the hell up

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 25/09/2026

The Expanse? left off. Lost? #22 These welwala are nakangepensa pashang!

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 25/09/2026

ugh, I yearn for carousel. I am well past when my life-clock should have gone off and I feel it deep in my bones.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 24/09/2026

So you're saying if I can get you $19 million...

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 23/09/2026

Time to fuckin' cancel the hell out of Netflix.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 23/09/2026

And it *was* a real crisis - the chickens were being culled thanks to H5N1 outbreaks.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 23/09/2026

ah, a joke so good he had to say it twice

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 22/09/2026

What are "Pennsylvanians"? We just don't know.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 22/09/2026

Oh, so that's why it takes a full 17 minutes

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 22/09/2026

One can pray to your favorite storm god that Marco has some weird HLA subtype that means nearly no one is a compatible liver donor.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 21/09/2026

Sorry, I think you meant to say she bought a "Trump ton" of ground beef.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 21/09/2026

Yet another problem a well-placed crowbar could solve.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 21/09/2026

Those people need to read McCarthy’s The Road. That pretty much cured my Apocaluriosity

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 20/09/2026

Wait, but you *are* familiar with The Turner Diaries?

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 19/09/2026

Please convince me Democrats *will* do this again, but this time with a vengeance.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 19/09/2026

They’re just looking for Major Wood.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 19/09/2026

No, but I would be interested in a billionaire burger…

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 18/09/2026

"It's 5:36 and he has a 6:00 date at a fancy restaurant. I'm worried he's late and isn't going to get a table so I make a call and Venmo the maître d' $50. I guess they're having fun, since they stay for two hours, and then back to a dorm. Snap Map shows him not wearing a condom, and I freak out."

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