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Miles Smith

@milothepsychic.starbase80.net
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Scientist. Virologist by training; bioinformatics and autoimmunity in the 9-5; 3D printing, dogs, and board games the rest of the time. Star Trek and ⬋⬋⬋ Infinite diversity in infinite combinations.

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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 06/10/2026
It's no Dune bucket
Movie theater popcorn bucket with the logo for the movie DUNE on the side and a narrow opening surrounded by flexible plastic nubs/tentacles that, uh, would, uh, gently caress, tickle, and stimulate any sort of object, be it a hand or maybe more cylindrical in nature.

DO NOT put a *slightly* smaller cylinder inside the cylindrical opening, no matter how much butter is coating it.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 04/10/2026
He's made pro-Trump and conspiracy-laden posts from Trump I on to Trump II. You've got this sort of post right after the Insurrection. Dude was always pro-Trump.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 27/09/2026
An Genghis Khan in an VR simulation from the Simpsons, saying "Hello Lisa. I'm Genghis Khan. You'll go where I go, defile what I define, eat who I eat, hmm?"
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 18/09/2026
I think they store them in this
The Knoxsville Sunsphere, as shown in The Simpsons where it later was used for wig storage and renamed the “Wigsphere”
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 14/09/2026
A Richard Scary cartoon drawing of a pig grinding meat and making sausages, with text reading "At the Busytown supermarket Harry, the butcher, cuts up meat for his customers."
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 13/09/2026
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 11/09/2026
Oh sweet Lords of Kobol... their corporate team photos are just the fucking best. Absolutely jealous
Picture of a plastic man in the shape of a much less swole Fabio-esque lawyer with way too much photo-filter bronzer, with a large male lion photoshopped in over his shoulder and a jungle scene with the "JUNGLE LAW" logo.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 25/08/2026
Wikipedia has its runtime listed as 181 minutes.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 24/08/2026
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 07/08/2026
Nondescript and boring now, though we at least kept the sign and put a bird on the parking garage.
Same image as OP posted, but from 2024.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 07/08/2026
7/11 is making garmonbozia now?
A pair of hands holding what appears to be creamed-corn, but is actually pain and sorrow in the form of garmonbozia. From Twin Peaks.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 04/08/2026
I love when my trillionaires mimic literal supervillains
A villain from The Tick cartoon, Chairface Chippendale (a well-dressed man but with a dinner table chair for a head) staring up where his laser has carved the first three letters of his name into the surface of the moon.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 03/08/2026
Tween from "Luddite Design": "since there's no label, I'll just assume it's a measure of your shitposts"
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 02/08/2026
Yeah, no
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 25/07/2026
Should have hit the bots with the ol’ “topological anomaly”
LaForge and Data standing in front of a display showing an odd spider web-like mathematical shape labeled “Topological Anomaly 4747” to Picard. From Star Trek TNG episode “I, Borg”
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 08/07/2026
Superintendent Chalmers exclaiming “ Mitch McConnell?!

At this time of year, 
at this time of day,
in this part of the country?”
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 07/07/2026
Button his jacket? Listen shawty,
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 06/07/2026
Image from the Simpsons' episode "Cape Feare" (S5E2), where a parole board member turning to another after Sideshow Bob has just shown his "Die Bart Die" tattoo. The original caption of "No one who speaks German can be an evil man" has had the "speaks German" replaced with "has a Nazi tattoo"
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 04/07/2026
"Dumocrat" has to be the worst attempt at an insult Donny has come up with thus far. For me it conjures either "Dumbo" or the "duomo" in Milan, and neither comparison would be insulting. Just another low energy effort lacking in either imagination or intelligence from ol' President Donny Diapers.
The Duomo of Milan
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 15/06/2026
Those meatballs you like are going to come back into style!
The Arm/Man from Another Place sitting in the Red Room from Twin Peaks
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 15/06/2026
Where’s Janeway when we need her to do her thing?
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 02/06/2026
Men only want one thing, and it is fucking disgusting…
A photoshopped image from a presentation at a ComicCon with a wall full of potential Master and Commander movie names and release dates like it is setting up the Aubrey-Maturin Cenematic Universe.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 18/05/2026
Helen Lovejoy meme from The Simpsons, with her saying “Won’t somebody please think of the private jet owners?!”
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 09/05/2026
I guess maybe 47 *is* well past the time for went in for Carousel
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 06/05/2026
I don't know how one can look like a Pakled without the eyebrows, but Andreesen someone pulls it off.
An example Pakled, from Star Trek: TNG https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Pakled
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 26/04/2026
Dr Kreiger raising his hands and stating "Stop... my penis can only get so erect."
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 24/04/2026
And what if the children are still babies?
Cover of the VHS tape/DVD for “Three Men and a Baby”
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 14/04/2026
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 14/04/2026
Don't be too quick to shift the blame away from evil leapers
Zoey and Alia, the evil leapers who try to put wrong what once went right. From Quantum Leap
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 13/04/2026
Three panel comic meme, based on the dog wanting a ball thrown but not wanting to give the ball. Text reads "No mRNA, only protein"
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 08/04/2026
Why does he have a Cardassian view screen in his whale juice cellar?
A bunch of people watching a round oval ringed by a fluorescent blue -a view screen of Cardassian origin. From Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 03/04/2026
Found a photo the AP got of him being released from the hospital:
Armus from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Skin of Evil" - a vaguely humanoid figure, all black and shiny, covered in and dripping tar.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 30/03/2026
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 27/03/2026
Every ICE officer could put their firearms to use for the actual good of the country...
Image from the early 2000's commercial for the topical headache cream HEADON, which shows a woman placing a lipbalm-like tube just above her brow and has text overlaid saying "Apply directly to forehead"
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 27/03/2026
Huh, interesting hat... wonder if we can zoom and enhance on what appears to be a bird logo...?
It's a pin of an eagle holding the swastika on a SS officer's hat, just like the one Kelly Neumann's grandfather is wearing in the photo
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 20/03/2026
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 19/03/2026
Am I supposed to believe that "Psychic" Marin isn't supposed to be a character from one of Paramount's Star Trek shows?
Picture of a "verified" "psychic" that has a heavy brow and wide open forehead with raised central area in the middle like she's a Kazon or Bolian or something with headloaf.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 13/03/2026
Meme format, with a woman on the left hand side appear to ask the question "A shart? By this president?" and text below saying "It's more likely than you think. FREE PC CHECK!"
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 07/03/2026
@atomicdumpling.com should just change it to:
The "stonks" meme image - a creepy, almost human form in a suit standing in front of a spreadsheet with an arrow pointing to the upper right with the word "stonks" emblazoned in front.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 02/03/2026
James Franco in a scene from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, about to be hung until dead, asking the man next to him "First time?"
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 02/03/2026
So, I wish our president a very merry horrendous itching and burning pain all over his body.
Bugs Bunny, in a tux, normally shown in the "I wish you all a very merry..." meme format
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 27/02/2026
These motherfuckers watched Soylent Green and thought "Why can't this be a documentary?" Won't be happy until we're eating corn kernels out of our shit
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 19/02/2026
Guess they have to be sourced from somewhere
From the Simpsons - a man covered in coal dust prepares to shovel a load of dogs into a furnace to make a steam ship go faster. From Bart's imagination.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 19/02/2026
wait wait wait... I could have been a "husky miner" instead of a scientist?
Picture of a husky dog. Like the breed, not overweight. Well, it could be overweight, but it is difficult to tell from just the picture.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 19/02/2026
Vito Corleone from the Godfather looking away from his murdered son and saying "Look how they massacred my boy."
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 12/02/2026
Real "master race" lookin' material right here. BETTER HURRY UP LADIES AND GET IN LINE TO MAKE SOME PURE WHITE BABIES WITH THIS WINNER!
Screengrab of the video of a fucking Nazi named "Jeremy Carl" testifying before the US Congress.
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 02/12/2025
The canceled show you’ll never stop thinking about
A dramatic barren scene with a man in black and with with outstretched hands, wearing a preachers frock appearing in the clouds behind a dirty, disheveled man walking toward the viewer with purpose. From the show Carnivále
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 24/11/2025
Screenshot from an episode of the Simpsons where Ned Flander's beatnik mother is telling a therapist that Ned is completely out of control and they need help because "We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas"
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 24/11/2025
I have sat through way too many scientific talks where the presenter wanted to make their talk less intimidating by using Comic Sans
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Miles Smith @milothepsychic.starbase80.net · 23/11/2025
Difference in colors, but Trump looks like fuckin’ Fester Adams
Fester Adams from Adams Family Values wearing an oversized white suit, seafoam colored turtleneck, and the absolute worst bowl-cut straw colored wig
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