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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Dog Stars bombed so hard its apparently forced PlutoTV, which had been airing entire commercial breaks worth of trailers, to rethink its strategy of accepting any advertiser including trailers for B-tier or lesser movies, low effort political attack ads and AI-generated ads for online casinos.
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
no it didn't eat him it only shaves his butt
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
when @hankgreen.bsky.social has to use AI to answer the question, does he shave his own butt
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Oh also and people wonder why I've finally had it and deleted my X account. You know, X, formerly Twitter, Patient Zero when it comes to transforming everyone on all sides into a terminally online nincompoop?
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
And people wonder why I'm so sick and tired of Colorado BS like this I'd rather move to Albuquerque and have Walt White and Gus Fring as neighbors.
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Wow I am so glad Colorado is such a progressive blue state with a Democratic progressive governor as terminally online people unable to look past a heat map hyper-focused on exactly one thing published every four years keep insisting and yelling at me for.
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Dear @charlotteclymer.bsky.social PS I also just fucking hate what this country calls "football"
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Dear @charlotteclymer.bsky.social, I'm just thankful you're not tying Seattle's win as being a great moral victory that will somehow instantly make ICE dissolve and make the entire country pro-trans and start funding Planned Parenthood. Goddamn I fucking hate Seattle.
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I'm sorry, but I hate Seattle with a burning passion and I deleted my X account to get away from performative virtue signal BS like this. I guess I'll tell Bostonians to quit resisting ICE, it's true, they're a MAGA state and they're not allowed to protest Trump because Washington state is better?
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I don't know, you tell me why isn't every politician, leader, prosecutor and news channel focused on the "Bubba Email" which as far as I'm concerned is smoking gun proof that Trump and Bannon are active agents of Putin and traitors to the nation.
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This is what happens when the public settles for monopolies.
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I mean I straight up deleted my account there because, let's face it, X/Twitter is an existential threat to good taste in pop culture.
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's official: only obnoxious Seahawks fans consider SB LX to be "good" (and says anybody who found it boring a "coping crybaby closeted New England simp")
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Today as promised, I've deactivated my X account and uninstalled the app. Looks like I'm here for the long haul.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"You are not alone in looking at this mountain of rancid shit and wondering where to start and what you should know as you go along. So, I’m starting this guide, which is intended to be just as helpful to myself in understanding all of it." charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...
charlotteclymer.substack.com
A Guide to the Epstein Files, Part I
Here we go.
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SK Media @spaghettikozak.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Everyone remember when Facebook had a hand in the Rohingya genocide? Well now Instagram is helping russia in its human trafficking program aimed at Africa to aid its genocide in Ukraine. Let Meta and Instagram know how you feel.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Let me see if I understand this: the Melania documentary cost $75 million to produce and market, but there are legacy media outlets claiming it was successful because of its $7 million opening weekend? The bar really is in hell.
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
@bricktopnafo.bsky.social yo comrade!!! 👋 wanna ask if visibility here is as much of a BS problem as it is on X
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Welp I guess I gotta get into the habit of being here more often.
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I will, but also X can go fuck off. Why you think I finally jumped onto here?
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Hot take but rather than obsessing over the dead, we should be concentrating on the very much alive man who made them dead. iykyk
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
He's managed to break his own social media monopoly so hard he's put a Bluesky-sized hole right through it, and created his own serious threat to said monopoly. Also, first post on Bluesky.
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millennialschlub.bsky.social @millennialschlub.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
By allowing such one-sided discourse; by actively promoting doomscrolling-fueled echo chambering; by letting any crazy opinion whatsoever share center stage with hard facts, Elon Musk has done what even Google has yet to do (despite Alphabet Inc's own similar tactics):
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