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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 9h
Ben Allen will be fighting for Chris Larsen, SF crypto lizard and Flock camera investor. Larsen’s donated $1 mil directly and to Allen’s PAC. We don’t need any more big money from know-it-all tech bros in our politics, and Ben Allen is Larsen’s sock puppet. Vote Jane Kim!
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 9h
Chris Larsen, crypto sleaze and Flock money guy owns Ben Allen: $1 million in PAC money and direct donations! We don’t need any more rich tech bros in our politics! Vote Jane Kim!
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 9h
Speaking of billionaires big footing through our elections…Ben Allen is a sock puppet for Chris Larsen, crypto sleaze and Flock investor. $1 mil in PAC money and direct donations. Keep rich d-bags out of our politics. Vote Jane Kim!
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 9h
Ben Allen’s campaign is bankrolled by Chris Larsen, crypto sleaze and Flock investor. $1 mil in PAC money and direct donations. We need rich rainmakers OUT of our politics. Vote Jane Kim!
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 9h
Be sure to ask him about the fact that he’s bought and paid for by Chris Larsen, crypto sleaze and Flock investor. We need rich d-bags out of our politics, and Ben Allen is into Larsen for $1 mil in PAC money and direct donations. Vote Jane Kim!
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 9h
Omigod! That guy! Park him in the douche bag garage and throw away the door opener.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 9h
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Lurch: Que Saco What A Bag
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 10h
Watching the interviews this clown is giving on his book tour, I’m deeply impressed by his cowardice, his poor grasp of the responsibilities of his job, and the total absence of personal accountability his “insights” consistently betray. He has taken up space in the Senate for too long.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What could go wrong?
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You're endorsing Chris Larsen, who's behind Ben Allen to the tune of over a $1 mil. Ben Allen's a sock puppet for this guy. We need rich punks out of our politics. Vote Jane Kim. www.businessinsider.com/billionaire-...
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Billionaire backer of San Francisco's Flock cameras gets flak from Gen Z son: 'I'd rather have the crime'
Chris Larsen, the crypto billionaire who has helped fund tech used by San Francisco police, says his 19-year-old son has given him pushback.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Look up who's the primary donor to Californians for an Affordable Future, Ben Allen's PAC. Chris Larsen, to the tune of $1 mil. Ben Allen's bought and paid for by a member of the tech oligarchy. Vote Jane Kim.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ben Allen is wholly bankrolled by Chris Larsen, crypto trader, tech bro, and Flock Camera investor. Explain to me why he is not a threat to good government and a avatar of government capture.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An efflorescence, perhaps? An effulgence? An expostulation? Or maybe just a straight up ejaculation.
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Ody @odeecs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
California: Yes on 40, No on 41 and 42.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tl;dr. It’s fun to boo cheaters.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bang the trash can, Altuve. It’s your only hope.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
…I could call it a ”symposium,” and invite all of the world’s worst people…
Ben Shapiro dreaming his shitty dreams.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh no. ALL the landfills. ONLY the landfills.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Future generations will scratch their heads reading of our preoccupations with “lizard people,” until they see clips of Peter Thiel running his blow hole. Then they’ll say, “Ah, ok. I see what you mean.”
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I once came across two bald eagles FIGHTING IN THE ROAD. This photo reflects my poor skills in capturing once-in-a-lifetime moments. But the one bird is making his escape on the left of the frame, while the other—presumably the victor—looks on from a perch on a fence to the right. 🦅
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To say that this is “on the nose” is to understate the degree to which the cartilage, nostrils, and entire sinus cavity of the nation have been utterly crushed by the naked psychological debility of this desperately overmatched and insecure man.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can or should...just like the rest of us, they don't always get to choose.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gritty would fold up Tuberville's narrow ass fourteen times, stuff it in his wallet, and forget about it until it solidified into a stiff brick of soap and polyester.
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Bobithememelord Thechosendux Broke Wallet Meme
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have interviewed many people. Don’t remember whether who had coffee or some other beverage and who came on dry. Because it was BENEATH MY NOTICE. Is this really a worthy topic for an article in a major metropolitan newspaper?
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Smaug draug
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let us not forget… pubic defender pubic intellectual
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brett counting the number of shows starring brown people and ladies rn
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Monkey Appears to Calculate at Desk
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Irony! - Man with an Iron
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Despicable but entirely predictable from this Old Faithful of bilious effusions.
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Powerful Geyser Eruption
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And the coded language is unmistakable: “National security” = personal insecurity
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nobel for No Fucks Given
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Beavis and Butt-Head: That Was Cool
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When your policies need to be sane-washed by a guy with a squeegee and a bucket of day-old vomit.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dude. "Take issue with the premise"? The president set "the premise." He called it a "ban on the free press." You need to sue your middle school debate coach for malpractice.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ask Ben about the massive support he’s getting from Chris Larsen, crypto billionaire and Flock Safety investor. At least $1mil in personal and PAC donations. Totally compromised. We need tech lords out of our politics.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ben Allen is a fully owned subsidiary of Chris Larsen, crypto bro and Flock Safety investor. Larsen has plowed at least $1mil into Allen’s campaign through personal and PAC contributions. Stay away from Ben Allen—a compromised candidate!
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We do not even have decimal places on the sign to advertise a price this high. People have never seen anything like it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes an erection is just an erection.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A faint parallel, but she neglects to mention that the white candidates of the first half of the 20th century were at least born to their cowardice. People like Talarico have had to reverse themselves to get there. It’s a choice to betray principle.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m going to guess that Cory Doctorow knows just a little bit more about than you do, Will. But you’re demonstrating one thing remarkably well: no robot can bloviate quite so prodigiously as we humans can. Amirite?
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fainting with damned praise.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did not know who Zachary Levi was, but now I understand that he's a flaming asshole. Won't be seeing "The Hit," and will avoid his work in future.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Proudly feckless.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Saw this portrait in Amsterdam. It's marvelous.
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 17/09/2026
People saying "transgender ideology" in 2026 sound like people saying "race-mixing ideology" in 1956, and their kids and grandkids will feel embarrassment at their feckless cowardice.
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A literal old man literally shouting at literal clouds.
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Simpsons Old Man Yells at Cloud
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I struggle to express how little I have thought about Ed Sheeran. Ever. Same with Nelly Furtado. And I’m someone for whom Martika’s “Toy Soldiers” is a high water mark in the one-hit wonder catalogue. youtu.be/LvdLovAaYzM?...
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Martika - Toy Soldiers
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Costco Guitarbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In fairness, it’s hard to express adequately how faint a mark Ed Sheeran and his music will make on eternity’s ledger.
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