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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🐇🐇 Starting the day off with a bowl of cereal… yeah, right! 😜

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dkgallion.bsky.social @dkgallion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This.

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thanks to all of you for the birthday wishes… it was a wonderful day and here’s the new beard

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*Someone* gave me a glass dick bong… a *dong*, if you will…

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Here’s what I look like after 62 dances around the Sun

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Let’s just be honest here: this was NEVER about preventing Iran from having nuclear capabilities of any kind. And this demented bastard can’t depart this mortal coil soon enough!

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Practicing for Wednesday. I’m going to be 62. So if you’re not spanking my ass, you still have a lot of strokes at my ass before you’re finished!

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Seriously considering a HUGE change of my beard… what do you guys think? Is it time to bring back the “retro” look? That’s actually about 15 years ago in the 2nd pic.

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have a birthday this week and it would make my FUCKING YEAR if I could wake up Wednesday morning with your dick on my lips.

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why is everyone so upset by the Proclaimers coming out (pun intended, obviously) as transphobes? They were done decades ago!

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CozyMysteryBear @cozymysterybear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

And I approved this message.

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LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm not voting for a person to win in November. I'm voting to save Democracy. I'm voting to end the hate & lies. I'm voting to ensure Trump faces justice for his crimes. I'm voting to stop Trump's hostile takeover of America. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteBlue

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

See you later, masturbator! After a while, spermophile!

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Professor BearJew @thebearjew79.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“The new plastic POTUS Phone from Fisher Price will have your child feeling important and powerful, as they pretend to call foreign leaders and extort money out of them before ordering the murders of innocent fishermen in the Caribbean by their Secretary of Defense. Booster seat sold separately.”

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Went back in time to tell my 15 year old self that *maybe* he shouldn’t say the whole “I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but I’M at my sexual peak RIGHT NOW… so I guess it’s good that you can buy your own beer” thing when we sat in our Psych101 class, and SLUT HIT ON ME. So I didn’t say shit.

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’m not a theist of any kind, but I will moan “Oh GOD!!!” on repeat if you sling dick like a pro.

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I recently said that seeing a man with a shaved head makes me want to grease up and sit on him and huff poppers until I feel his chin pop past my sphincter. Just not this guy!

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m just gonna say this: Dolly Parton saved THOUSANDS of children’s lives with the children’s hospital that she funded. Tennesseeans have supported Trump overwhelmingly, to the point of flying banners on overpasses so that you can’t drive I40 without seeing them, despite him being a murderer of ->

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Proof that there is no God: Dolly Parton is dead and the racist pedo convicted felon sex offender is still above the grass (and the law, apparently) instead of being under it.

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Okay, I know it’s Fat Cock Friday, but THIS is the meat I’m bragging about today! Jerk brisket oven roasted for 10 hours

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Okay, so I don’t know who might have connections to manifest this, but if they ever do a live action Thundercats, I think I am perfect for the role of Snarff!

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

#MCM Am I sure that I want to start this week so early with a photo taken right after taking off my CPAP mask? Whether I am or not, here it is! Have a great day and an awesome week!

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

@profanity.accountant is probably gonna say I’m a filthy whore. I’ve been called a fuck of a lot worse!

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FrostBit Is Spooky @frostedbiticles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Teehee

A message in the style of 'Now That's What I Call Music' that reads 'Pray Return To The Waking Sands'

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RuffFucker @rawislawnyc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Colonoscopy done! Couple of diverticular pockets but nothing unusual, and NO POLYPS. And I really impressed the doctor, anesthesiologist, nurse anesthetist and the nurse (all men) with doing it without anesthesia. Started to say that it wasn’t my first time taking stuff up my ass w/4 guys watching🐷

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It’s only a quarter past 7 and I’m sweating like a whore in church. Why, you ask? It couldn’t possibly be the colonoscopy… I’ve had way too many strange men put things up my ass for this to make me nervous! 😂

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

So, since I found out that the little divot at the end of a banana is called “Satan’s anus”… it’s the first bite I take. Is it just me? 😈

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I just thought something absolutely hysterical… I’m having a colonoscopy Wednesday and HOW FUNNY WOULD IT BE if after I cleaned out completely I stuck a hot dog in for him to find in there? You know, “hot dog down a hallway” 🤣? Or maybe a rose with a little card that says “It’s a pleasure meeting”!

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Let me state for the record that the color of your penis has NO bearing whatsoever on whether you’re desirable, fuckable, or hot. So pink, beige, yellow, brown, mahogany, and any other color that might be found in nature can (and should be!) found buried inside me at every opportunity. 😘🍆🍌🥖🌯

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Day 1 of “low residue diet”… cum is safe to eat, right?

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Just gonna leave this here: when I see a hot man with a freshly shaved head, I just want to grease it up, sit on it, and huff poppers until his chin pops past my sphincter. Too much, you say? Well, this post is like Rocky… “I DIDN’T MAKE IT FOR YOU!”

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Well, knowing the 5 day prep plan for the colonoscopy, I am DEFINITELY getting the big bucket of popcorn at the Spiderman movie in an hour!

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Trying to convince my gastroenterologist that I can do this colonoscopy without sedation. If he followed me he’d know that this ain’t my first time sticking big stuff up my ass, amirite?!? And needing a driver to take me home feels like being roofied at a sex party… a waste of drugs!

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Out in the Jeep, checking the bear traps. Didn’t catch one, so I might have to go to the bar later with a big bag of pork rinds or pretzels and see if I can lure one into my arms 😂

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QUTOYS @qutoys-official.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣 @milkthebear.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?

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