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Chris

@milkpipe.bsky.social
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Cheese lover, but not in a SEXUAL way.

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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok. I should have read your biog first. Doh. Much love my friend.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fair play mate :-)
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's just someone posting someone else's shit pictures and 1 in 100 is vaguely funny.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking with your head yeah
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As insights go, this is groundbreaking stuff.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nope. Fail.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I arrived here by accident.. what the fuck is all this random shit?
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm all for cuba, in theory... but surely having a US base and prison on your territory is more embarrassing?
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is this AI? Who the fuck would write a headline referring to us as "THE humans"? Sounds fake.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Off you fuck then, and take Rutland with you.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
'The Principality of Piddington': Sleepy village votes to leave UK in symbolic referendum over plans for nearby migrant camp www.lbc.co.uk/article/slee...
lbc.co.uk
'The Principality of Piddington': Sleepy village votes to leave UK in symbolic referendum over plans for nearby migrant camp | LBC
A total of 92 per cent of residents voted for independence in the symbolic referendum
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Well i can outbloke you my friend, i own SEVEN spirit levels, because... same. BUT.. seven.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Why not post a link? Im wondering if thats even real.. no hint of any colours in the crowd.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sure it's a statue? It's looking right at you with... I dunno, is that lust?
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Looks like something I once saw on the pavement outside Nando's.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
FFS CHONK
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Chink looks like he's luxuriating upon the legs of his many slaughtered rivals
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
War always buys them more time.. but we can't accuse him of starting this one.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Both sound like whingers.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
But WHY isn't there an international m.. <gunshot>
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
thoughts confusing as the bread is for sale outside the pub..
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I miss the glory days when butchers all sold baguettes.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
:-D
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I looked it up - France consumes 10-16 times more mussels than the UK :-)
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
surely parchment is out by being flammable.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
and it's a nice touch that you remember previous callers. simple but nice.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@lbc.co.uk hello. I've listened to LBC for about ten years, most days from seven til at least five. I just called up for the fourth time and didn't get thru.. and each time I totally understood why I didn't. this time my point was moot and the female researcher was very polite, and correct. ;-D
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
They both look like.. which one is Roger Waters
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
yer da drinks wine, an' he drinks it all the time..
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
gonna have to look up that clip of Clare now.. NO. That would be noncy. Wouldn't it?
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I mean, he IS a cunt. no doubt.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Bless him, he rode in on the wave that was Fat Club, which got serious ratings purely because of Clare Sweeny in stockings for three scintillating seconds... next thing we know he's gone and writ a show where he's not even the main chap.. what a vain twat. Sorry, this was supposed to be supportive.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
take a bow sir.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This person is unhinged, has definitely never had any hinges, and probably doesn't know what a hinge is or how to spell it, and if they came across a hinge would probably try to fuck it or fight it.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
oh no, it's epilepsy.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
and haemorrhoids I believe.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
are they all sisters?
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Yes of course.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I mean, I have read her Robert Galbraith books. it does amuse me that she's changed gender.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Again I agree.. I maybe should have specified that I meant affect as in financially or physically or personally.. I'm not sure her reputational downfall has led to a similar downfall in book readership or options for monetising said books.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Look, sometimes I disagree with you. Shizzle happens. But I'm increasingly noticing you're one of those people that, on here at least, doesn't do conversations. The only ones I see are with yourself, or with you paraphrasing someone without actually identifying them. And that's fine. But be nice.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I've always followed you for your rational outlook, but it's so thrilling to experience it in person.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
wow. maybe it's because you've got opinions. I hear that can be a drag to some folk..
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Not really. I accept a lot if not most of the reasons Corbyn was rejected by people were wrong. But he still wasn't anywhere ideal as a leader.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Understood :-)
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Again, fair enough. Your posts keep getting tagged with "Intolerance" btw. No idea why. And I'm NOT being sarcastic.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Totally agree but it doesn't seem to have affected the bottom line much. maybe it shouldn't... she's entitled to her opinions, disgusting though they are.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I'm happy to settle for that.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I agree with the sentiment.. so long as we accept Corbyn later exposed himself as a fucking shit leadership candidate with no clue about PR or how to change his deeply entrenched opinions.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I don't like her.. but what downfall? How have her opinions affected her? I mean, she still seems pretty minted and able to get her thoughts into the press..
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