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Chris

@milkpipe.bsky.social
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Cheese lover, but not in a SEXUAL way.

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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Off you fuck then, and take Rutland with you.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
'The Principality of Piddington': Sleepy village votes to leave UK in symbolic referendum over plans for nearby migrant camp www.lbc.co.uk/article/slee...
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'The Principality of Piddington': Sleepy village votes to leave UK in symbolic referendum over plans for nearby migrant camp | LBC
A total of 92 per cent of residents voted for independence in the symbolic referendum
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@lbc.co.uk hello. I've listened to LBC for about ten years, most days from seven til at least five. I just called up for the fourth time and didn't get thru.. and each time I totally understood why I didn't. this time my point was moot and the female researcher was very polite, and correct. ;-D
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
What was the initial attraction of the Labour Party for Peter Mandelson? There's so many ways he clearly identifies as a fucking bastard Tory: bamboozled by wealth and power, posh homosexual, no single trait that can be labelled working class, multiple offender but repeatedly rehabilitated...
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Ha
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
@therestpolitics.bsky.social Rory's jacket is monumental tonight. The slight shellsuit motif mixes perfectly with the pristine white shirt and the weirdly visible hair crown/parting.. It's like its been painted.. but anyhoo, I've read all your books you legend. yeah, both of you.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I feel the need to say, with regard to Palestine Action protests, it's heartening to see the amount of retired peeps taking up the baton knowing they're less affected by arrest and / or persecution. Fair play for not sitting at home all snug smug and retired..
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Even if Jess Carter was shit.. are people *really* annoyed about that or just the fact she's a slightly stocky muslim-looking woman who has the nerve to have an English name.. she was shit, but the SECOND racism comes into it we should all defend her like she's.. Lineker? Yes.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
look, I love Canada and their maple syrup but FFS I've totally forgotten what my point was. yeah??
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Mike the Dog @photochris5511.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@politicsjoe.bsky.social with an amazing amount of self-awareness, can I politely ask that we stop talking about "gen zeeee" and instead call it "gen zed". I mean, it's not "jay zeeee" is it.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Apparently Lawrence Fox's ignorance is visible from space.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I miss twitter a tiny insignificant bit. I used to be able to go "meeeehhhh waaahhhh you guessed window you guessed tongue middle acid pink plastic submarine whoophoo tusk majiore umlout" without any of you fuckers analysing me.
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
@lfmc6.bsky.social i saw the penguins. penguins or ducks = follow
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
@frogeveryday.bsky.social How great is this.. a friend drew this today. it's me as a frog (he's got my woolly hat on)
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Anyone else STILL Eating turkey? tonight's effort: Xmas ham and turkey Carbonara
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Abir Mukherjee @radiomukhers.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
He should to a TV interview just to clear the air. amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024...
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Prince Andrew says he ‘ceased all contact’ with alleged Chinese spy after government advice | UK news | The Guardian
Statement from the Duke of York says he met the businessman through ‘official channels’ and ‘nothing of a sensitive nature ever discussed’
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This should be good.. can't wait , 😁
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Hugh Osborne @available4panto.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Barbour Shop Quartet #farmers #FarmersProtest #clarkson #farage
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Chris @milkpipe.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Can we make "ambivalence" the new collective noun for climate deniers?
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