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Gravy Alan Drear

@milkipedia.bsky.social
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Hanlon never accounted for the fact that people can be both stupid and malicious. Powered by cortisol and caffeine.

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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 7h
The only person I know who does this is my 80 year old uncle, and he gets a pass
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 7h
This is someone who knows you??
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 10h
Trump don’t want that smoke. He must’ve forgot where Denzel is from.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 10h
Bonus points for the gif!
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 12h
Your tether got out
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 12h
Not sure what you mean by this. All I’m saying is that he should’ve been disqualified from holding office in the public’s eye when the first batch of bad behavior was revealed. It shouldn’t have taken multiple rounds.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 12h
Yes they travel together, which is why he never should’ve been a viable candidate to begin with
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 12h
He wasn’t removed for being a nazi, which is as good a reason to be rid of him as the one that actually got us rid of him
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 12h
But not because he was a nazi
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 13h
Hence my excessive vigilance about peanuts. I can’t lose a kid to something preventable like this.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 13h
That’s a really odd place for a burglary by teenagers
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 16h
One hundred thousand trillion percent.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Literally all over the map
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Black Beeker
static.klipy.com
Stuffed Animal in Lab Coat - Yikes
ALT: Stuffed Animal in Lab Coat - Yikes
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just ban the goddamn gambling already.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That’s very depressing
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ma’am. That is going out
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I hope not in this weather
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Flirting with danger
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How do the VMAs exist if MTV is dead?
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The mrs makes a Tuscan white bean soup with parmesan rinds that I asked her to make this week. At least one kid will eat that. The other one is ridiculous and shouldn't be catered to.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wanna make crockpot chili today but my kids won't eat it.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now that is a proper weekend meal.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Condolences
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Red in the morning, sailors take warning
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Heh. I'm too far gone to change now. Either you like it or you don't
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's not mail. Those boxes go directly to the DC BOEE
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is very bad
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But if she wants to put some chunes out, I'm game
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope y'all know that sometimes songs stay in the vault for a reason
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
there it is :)
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mais tu me parles en francais, non italienne...
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Garbage in, garbage out
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being sure of your target is basic day one firearms safety. Deeply incompetent people in law enforcement deserve to be fired and prosecuted.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tu ne parles pas francais? Je suprise
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Quelle francaise!
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes. And that's all I'mma say.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got a whole playlist
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The money always wins
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How this man can be such a liability but never pay the price will be studied for generations
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perfect for catching a catdaddy
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe? I don't recall. I'm thinking of a different group though
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well they did before. I don't know if they'll try again
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know some folks who want to buy it
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
please tell me this is real and not AI
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
everybody do the D'artagnan yall!
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ah yeah... I know the name and have heard a few things but she's not yet at face recognition status for me
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
who is this?
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this what you are dealing with every day? God help ya
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stress
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