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It's Matty!

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25. He/him. 🔞 Destined for late-night talk radio. Those lost treasures are the treasures that we need to remember. I'm gonna give you some of them, this is good for your soul, don't argue with me! linktr.ee/militechmatty Pfp: nicolla.bsky.social

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mango 🥭|| trains arc @mangomakes.bsky.social · 18h
vampire mel doodle inbetween pliers hell/con prep #art #oc #ocart
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Cassandra🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 4h
what a truly wonderful game
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Aishou 🍀 @aishouu.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
✏ 𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁 GLITCH 𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 ⚠︎ 「 MARATHON 」 #Glitch #Marathon #スケッチ #デッサン #イラスト #draw #sketch #illustration #fanart #art #絵 #Bungie
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Cassandra🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 2h
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He ate them
ALT: He ate them
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My favourite character type
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yes I'm still thinking about Lilah Silver Deadlock
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Fiti Vidal @levidu99.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
MJ and Spidey
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Fiti Vidal @levidu99.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
VenoMJ
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 11h
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Die Hard (1988) @diehard1988.bsky.social · 12h
Hey, I love you.
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
famed streamer ryan gary "northernlion" letourneau throwing his bald head back with excitement at being asked to identify steely dan albums
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
future deadlock character who is a suspiciously Mayor shaped guy
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Cassandra🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
future deadlock character who is a suspiciously Australian sniper
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was the MiG-25 that prompted the development of the F-15 #larper #fakeaerophile #notarealmachinefucker
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big if true
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Die Hard (1988) @diehard1988.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe later.
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mikoyan-Gurevich 29 Fulcrum-A x McDonnell Douglas F-15 toxic yuri
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I agree with the message but disagree with the Ai slop.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't get it.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop sanewashing his blathering.
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everybody in the house aura farming and here's the FBC chudling on routine patrol.
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want to watch. another movie. but. work iin the morning : (
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Police someone else’s language today.
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Velociraptors are funny because people are like "They weren't actually that scary because in real life, they were about the size of a goose" and my friend, have you ever been AROUND a goose? That just makes it worse!
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another all timer rant from my *counts quickly on fingers* fourth favourite Canadian
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Cassandra🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
brother give your nose a squeak for me and tell me what you hear
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting isekaied and immediately recreating the plot of Army Of Darkness beat for beat but it's in Han Dynasty China so they just crossbow the fuck out of me en masse in between my sick ass reloads
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Weed man here
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THEY GOT APRIL OUT HERE FIGHTING THE FUCKING CYBERDEMON MAN
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Werehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 1: Everybody loves Drinkable Cheeseburger, the Cheeseburger you can drink with one hand! Share with a friend! MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 2: Drinkable Cheeseburger as a staple food results in psychological deterioration and loss of bone mass MARATHON CODEX ENTRY 5:
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Cassandra🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mech pilots nowadays have it easy back in my day all we had was a seat and three screens you would be lucky to even have an airbag to not break your nose on the command console when you got hit
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BOBs walking the observation deck unaware the shooting star in the distance is actually a Pfhor boarding vessel:
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still suck complete ass at Shredder's Revenge but April's such a cutie
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Cassandra🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this will be real
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Be very careful.
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ASSASSIN: I uh, I don't like my contract, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna run anymore. THIEF: You're just not gonna run? ASSASSIN: Yeah. THIEF: Won't your shell get repossessed? ASSASSIN: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna run.
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RECON: What would you do if you had a million credits? VANDAL: I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two Thieves at the same time, man. RECON: That's it? If you had a million credits, you'd do two Thieves at the same time? VANDAL: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man.
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In a way, Office Space (1999, dir. Mike Judge) is a spiritual predecessor to Marathon.
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does anyone else remember how 2 Fast 2 Furious was the same cookie cutter cars & cleavage formula as the rest of the series except for the one scene where they torture Mark Boone Jr with a rat
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What if you came home to your hab pod and there was a nasty little Vandal with a sponsored kit waiting for you
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tonight I have uninstalled Marathon
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I miss Vulcan
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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Killed by many UESC bots 👍
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