forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 10hmy neighbors know i am trying to power nap. that is why they are playing an Eminem song on loop 110
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are no marlboro 27s in the UK. backwards society 010
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 18/09/2026after attempting the uk budget cigarettes, the 20 quid marlboros hit my hand like the thor hammer 010
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i stopped at 2 different mcdonalds' today to get delicious mccafé iced coffee and i swear the same guy was working drive thru at both. we looked at each other in a way that i believe confirms this to be true 010
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 10/09/2026every single day i get off work i and fall into a manhole 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 08/09/2026just realized the PCC hot bar is cheaper and much better than mcdonald's. this cannot be. i need to sit down. i need to lay down for a little 001
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 05/09/2026need urgent advice on how to not shit my pants until i get home. "stop taking sips from your mcdonald's large iced coffee" is off the table. if you suggest this, you will be blocked 110
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 02/09/2026they're making gta 6 from the perspective of a normal citizen. it's like the sims with the added challenge of occasionally running away from a powerful psychopath persued by the swat team 010
Reposted by forlorn leghornbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/09/2026if i got rabies i would use it to help people 843785
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 31/08/2026pro tip if you ever have to write an acrostic poem. the first letter can be the word itself. this is ALWAYS true. if you don't believe me, check for yourself 010
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 31/08/2026every time i pass a dog, my vision zooms in on them like they're an oblivion npc. have yet to meet one with a dialog tree though. also, the owner usually asks me to leave 020
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 26/08/2026you can practice chiropractic care on yourself by "feeling it out". if you are bold enough 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 26/08/2026spot on my neck that felt like it was stuck for months finally popped 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is dangerous propaganda to turn you into a Counting Crows fan. it is 100% effective 030
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 08/08/2026don't look up the anatomy of a snail shell. there are things going on in there you do not want to know about 020
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i wore button-ups with the sleeves rolled 3/4 the way up most of summer and in the process invented a cool new tan line that i will be referring to as "Bronze Gauntlets" 010
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 04/08/2026taking my adderall after work instead of before 020
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 19/07/2026just realizing i have never woken up to this message 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 10/07/2026(trying my hand at doomerism) you will never go on a magical adventure that teaches you the meaning of christmas 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 07/07/2026i like that those scientists in spider-man seemingly never figured out anything with their "genetically engineered Super Spiders" experiment. i can only assume their department ran out of funding and had no choice but to febreeze those guys 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 03/07/2026movie studio execs panicking trying to find a new youtube phenomenon to turn into a profitable IP and accidentally greenlighting Fred: The Movie again 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 01/07/2026need wes anderson to make a sequel to Rushmore that is a Hearts of Darkness styled mockumentary following Max's attempt to pull off a high school production of Southland Tales 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 30/06/2026wish i learned minionese when i was younger. it's too hard to learn languages as an adult 020
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 27/06/2026... and finally, thank you for house-sitting! Make yourself at home! P.S. do NOT throw out the expired hot dogs in my fridge. I need those to help me PERCEIVE the passage of TIME. 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 24/06/2026beginning production on my cloverfield porn parody: Loverfield 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Early storyboards for E.T: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) 010
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 18/06/2026need you all to help me figure out why i feel so bad, but first, please agree to rule out "not getting enough sleep" as a possibility, please 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 18/06/2026with some of the repair work going down on these rings i feel like we have to have the customer read a blurb about The Ship of Theseus and click a check box that says "I agree this is the same ship" 010
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Put on a Turtleneck While Smoking a Cigarette Challenge 010
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Two and a Half Men was a poor rip off of aqua teen hunger force 020
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 12/06/2026so far, i am excited about the idea of becoming a jeweler who hates wearing jewelry. it is almost exactly the same situation as beethoven being a deaf guy 010
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 02/06/2026started my new apprentice job. they make you wear a big dunce cap that says "apprentice" on it until you get promoted. can't complain tho. it's not too different from the regular dunce cap my old job made me wear when i was bad (most days) 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 22/05/2026secured a cool new job as a jeweler apprentice 040
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Mel Gibson says ‘THE RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST’ movie was inspired by ‘JOKER’. “The way that explored the Joker’s psychology while it was telling a story. We’ve got the story that’s in the appendices but we’ll tell it from an internal Jesus perspective.” 020
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 20/05/2026unlocking my full back and immediately becoming 6'0, experiencing a moment true euphoria before peacefully passing away from the internal damage this caused 120
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 15/05/2026a penny saved is a product yearned. - forlorn leghorn 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 15/05/2026kind of wish my physical therapist would just wallop my back with a giant cartoon hammer while i yell like mel blanc. but learning exercises is good too, i guess 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 15/05/2026the bathrooms with "in use" and "vacant" markers for the lock should instead have 4 positions "vacant", "shitting", "pissing" and "miscellaneous" 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I'm trapped in The Frontrooms. everything is normal here. it's freaking me out 010
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 14/05/2026sometimes i start running around the office and warehouse like sonic the hedgehog and it takes 4-5 coworkers to subdue me. overall a fun time for everyone. great for morale 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 14/05/2026filming a movie now and sitting on it for 20 years so i can release it as a 2026 period piece 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 14/05/2026vibewise Skinamarink is the one true liminal space horror movie 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 11/05/2026the new Fast and the Furious stuff should go no-rules mode and include things like time travel. I want to see Vin Diesel & Co. trapped in the 15th century drifting horses 111
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 11/05/2026*watching some performers perform at a performance* this feels really performative ngl 000
forlorn leghorn @milfhusband.bsky.social · 11/05/2026i bought more expensive ant traps than the cheap ones that worked last year and these guys aren't going anywhere near them. dealing with low-class ants here 000
