Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This year’s student neighbour not long moved in seems to play the recorder (quite well actually). I feel like I’m living in medieval times. 191
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Has anyone looked up Croydon the Rusical on any platform ever? 320
Reposted by GarethSteve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on 4397281236
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Tree surgeons working in the neighbour’s yard this morning. Funny as there’s only two of them. 020
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Those pretty dull signs that say “Worcestershire welcomes you” should I think say “Worcestershire: the saucy county”. 2100
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Might have to rejoin “alarm clock Britain” it’s a bit dark now in the mornings to reliably wake up naturally before 7. 050
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Always have to stop myself putting an x at the end of messages to straight male friends. 380
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Last week I bought a packet of Royal Gala apples from Aldi and I swear they look and taste just like a Pink Lady. I feel like I’ve won the apple lottery. 070
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Pure Gym does not seem to attach any urgency to repairing its equipment these days. We are on another counter now with the pec fly machine (three weeks out of service) which is not great news for my tits. 330
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Watching UK Drag Race and I love the beer names in the Werkin Queens Club: Much Bitter and Old Speckled Hun 270
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 05/09/2026On a stationary train with problems with its braking system and all they seem to have done is stop it. 350
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I picked up a discarded playing card in the street it was the six of hearts what does this mean 110
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I wish I was off work today and on my way to Manchester for the weekend. 060
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Other half is watching a documentary about the Costa Concordia and I’m just reeling off Titanic quotes, probably very annoying. 080
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Gym today a disaster because 1. headphones ran out of battery after about three seconds and 2. crucial piece of equipment out of order and people aren’t good at sharing the one that still works 170
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I was working in a different office today and someone walked past me in the kitchen and fanned themselves and said it was hot. Unsure whether they were talking about me or the ambient temperature. 140
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I received an unsolicited message on Instagram from a PT I guess I’ve made it now 0130
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I agreed to a free trial of Strava because I thought it would mean I could change the map to pride colours again only to discover that that option was removed some years ago :( 000
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’m so sweaty in the gym the print on the back of my T-shirt is transferring to the equipment oops 050
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The argument that the actions of the UK government will make no difference to climate change is basically the same argument some would make to dissuade an individual from starting or joining a trade union. Solidarity is powerful and it can get results. 192
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I have scaffolding up at home maybe I should charge people to use it this evening as an e-clips viewing platform 050
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Well the tape still works but bit upset I didn’t record the EastEnders Eclipse Special. But they are talking to some old folks who witnessed the total eclipse in 1927 😍 040
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I still have a VHS recording of the BBC coverage of the 1999 solar eclipse if anyone wants to watch that 250
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Of course it rains *now* for the first time in literally months while the roof is half off 😭 150
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Day 1 of roof repairs was a total disaster. On an unrelated note would anyone be interested subscribing to my Onlyfans? 031
Reposted by GarethJohn Grindrod @grindrod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Brighton! Birmingham! Southbank Centre! Ipswich! Loads more events have gone up on my site www.johngrindrod.co.uk/events 66114
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I’ve cut myself washing up twice this week. It’s obviously dangerous I should probably give it up. 290
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The “Rachel Reeves Grave Robber” sign beside the M40 on the northern approach to the Warwick/Leamington turn has been replaced with a sign advertising Moseley Jazz Festival. 111
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This week I have only had the second best moustache in the gym 070
Reposted by GarethLewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 21/07/2026We’re sourcing our reshuffle news from an alternate timeline of the 1980s… 9464115
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I see that the M20 has been named the Nation’s Favourite Motorway. You mean the motorway where one carriageway is sometimes temporarily given over to a lorry storage facility?! 230
Reposted by GarethChris Hewson @chrishewson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Chagos with Ed Milliband! [Am I doing this right?] 211680331
Reposted by GarethDylan @dylan002.bsky.social · 20/07/2026For the first time, we will have a Labour Prime Minister who doesn't have a Benn in their cabinet... Viscount Stansgate: Macdonald; Attlee Tony Benn: Wilson; Callaghan Hilary Benn: Blair; Brown; Starmer 023
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Not a good day for counties, a near constant unit of local government in England since 1889. Only Gloucestershire lives to slay another day. 350
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Sat in the garden and the amount of cheering you would think I live in earshot of the stadium. Perhaps it’s on a big screen in town. 130
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Severn Trent texting me saying they’ve seen record water demand this last day or so - don’t blame me I’m up north this weekend thank you very much 2120
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 10/07/2026So pleased to be enjoying a little beer in the garden after a hard week at the same time as my neighbour is blasting out so-called tunes on their Bluetooth speaker. 590
Reposted by GarethPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“It’s just a meteor shower. Stop catastrophising” From the new Private Eye, out now. 329364
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It is hot out in Leamington Spa. Big thanks to the olden days council for planting these lime trees as part of a council housing scheme. 0230
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Sensing a general fatigue at the gym today with increased dwell time between sets :( 100
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 06/07/2026What Norwegian things can we ban on Saturday? I was thinking place names ending -thorpe and -by and maybe the whole of eastern England to be on the safe side. 220
Reposted by GarethBenito @benitootro.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Pint emoji with @milesbush.bsky.social 3131
Gareth @milesbush.bsky.social · 01/07/2026People at work asking me if I’m watching the football later. No mate are you watching All Stars? 2120