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@milesbrasher.bsky.social
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Commercial Landlord, Marathon Runner, Dog Owner, Lazy Bugger. Less miserable Arsenal fan.

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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 22h
Trump with IIvanka and IIIvanka. When the next cloning process completes, he'll have IVvanka as well.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ooh, that's a lovely goal by Saka and Eze.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
After an hour I was thinking that maybe Rice was still carrying an injury, and maybe we shouldn't have started him, and then he just ups his game and makes me look an idiot 😅
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wow! Excellent goal. Didn't see that comeback coming, I have to admit. Look at the space we created for Bruno. We struggled to get anything like that for the first hour.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's a good goal by Arsenal, thank god, but Leeds were just a little off on their defending. Maybe that workrate is taking an effect now.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arsenal deserve to be behind, we've been poor. Still if you think this looks bad now, just give it another 15 minutes.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'd hoped Arsenal winning the league would have relaxed us a bit, especially going forwards, but against Brighton and so far today we're just a mess.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On today's dog walk, both me and my partner agreed that we really liked the look of the new Jaguar. Looks better in the video than in the still shots, and I suspect it'll look even better on the road. (Obviously it'd be no good for transporting the dog.)
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man City might just have had an off ramp. Once the guilty verdict came out, Mansour should've claimed ignorance, sacked everyone involved, & apologised. Would still get punished badly, but you take the hit and move on. Now, with the doubling down & the threats, EVERYONE will hate them for ages.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I were the organisation that is the Premier League or the organisation that is SKY, I'd be wanting the owners of Man City to sell the club at this point. Both these organisations are selling a product and that product is now tainted. Its become less than it was, and therefore less valuable 1/n
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Given the severity of the PL decision, you have to believe that Man City were advised by their lawyers some time ago that this was coming. Could explain the ages of the current squad.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Putting the potential punishments to one side for a second, Man City have got lots to worry about. Every single game will have an insane atmosphere. SKY sports wont want to show any more of their games than they have to. Their fan base is relatively small, and it's going to get smaller. Etc.etc.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People are arguing whether Breaking Bad is better than The Wire, when, on the same list Lost is ahead of Chernobyl, Deadwood, Stranger Things, and Watchmen
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Have you heard the news? Man City have been found guilty of 114 charges!" "Wow, finally, we've waited years for that, what's the punishment?" "They haven't decided yet" "Right, but surely that cant take long" "Well, ManC have the right to appeal, so..." "Really, appeal?" "Yep" "..."
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If only there was something the President of the world's biggest superpower could do, in return for Ukraine stopping its attacks on certain Russian infrastructure...
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Virtually any piece of farm machinery.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of two things will happen in the 2nd half. Either: Gyokeres will come on and be a bit rubbish and ineffective and the chance of us getting anything out of him in the future will drop. Gyokeres won't come on and the chance of us getting anything out of him in the future will drop.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's a bit Spursy
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A little from column A and a little from column B. Probably wondering what happened to the 'no living beyond 40(*), that's for old people, suicide pact' (*) currently adjusted to 80, with potential for future adjustments.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I worry about Gyokeres. That was a poor Ipswich side and he looked disinterested and uninvolved. Maybe there was some truth in him being a makeweight for Alvarez and he's sulking a little.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So torn about the Manchester Derby. A win for utd is better for us, but seeing 10 man City beating ManU after the Fernandes debacle and him being sad is funny.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only time Ben White and Jurrien Timber meet is when one is leaving the physio dept. and holds open the door for the other one.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not the greatest fan of Gary Neville, but him calling Emi Martinez a "personality goalkeeper" is v. funny.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Only around 20% of ginger cats are female.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Everyone's assuming that Redwood's on the side of the Saxons here, but its 1000 yrs ago, he's definitely got Norman blood in him, so maybe he's *celebrating* the victory
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Havertz needs to check his contact lenses, 4 or 5 offside now.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That's brilliant by Calafiori. I was halfway through "unlucky", because I couldn't see him reaching that.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just watching the 2nd half of Liverpool vs Forest, and already there's been enough counter attacks from Forest that I'm feeling sympathy for Van Dijk for the rest of the season. 35 is too old to be sprinting back all the time.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One thing I've just realised about Arsenal potentially signing Alvarez from Atletico Madrid, is that it was Berta who negotiated the deal to take him there from Man City 2 years ago. He must have some good insights into the player's mentality etc.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Always loved a bit of Curry
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Martinelli never quite reached the levels it looked like he would, when he first came through, but that wasnt for want of trying. Can never dislike a player who works their absolute socks off. I really hope it works out for him and he gets a chance to say goodbye to the fans one day.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Quick note for Villa Fans. Its a nice day and the weather in Brighton is good. Why not pop down to the seaside and grab an ice cream.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What I find interesting about this, isn't how fast they run, but how much faster than last year. BBC News - Watch: Moment robot beats Usain Bolt's 100m record in China - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
bbc.co.uk
Watch: Moment robot beats Usain Bolt's 100m record in China
The robot ran the distance in 9.39 seconds at the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Me a couple of days ago: "Hmm, not sure if I'm ready for the start of the PL, only seems a week since the World Cup Finished" Me, after we've had a really comfortable win over Coventry and Man Utd and Spurs both got trounced: "BRING IT ON!!"
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Welcome to your 2nd season Michael Carrick.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Welcome to your 2nd season Michael Carrick.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is Sparta, Japanese style
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Did my teenage son get excited about the eclipse and go outside to watch it? Course not, far too addicted to his PC. On the plus side he did warn us about the risks of using a welding mask to watch it, something he learnt from the internet. So, I think thats a score draw for computers and kids.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Maybe we could sell Kepa to Como. Looks like he'd be an upgrade for them
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just because we're not going to sign Romero from Spurs doesn't mean we should go after Neto from Chelsea.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The day we find out we're not getting Vinicius Jnr, is not the day to let it slip we're after Romero.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Kike Marin coming in for Arsenal like he's never been away
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You know you're anxious when instead of celebrating Arsenal signing Bruno Guimaraes, all you can think is, because he's nearly 29 and there'll be no resale value, it means Arteta is thinking of leaving in a couple of seasons.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don't know whether Joshua Bonehill-Paine has reformed or not and whether his racist views are a thing of the past , but he just looks a bit of a twat. You'd just steer clear, find someone more suitable for the job, and let him keep doing what he's doing.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you thought he already looked amazing with that hair and 'tache, just imagine what's it like as he's speaking with his Spanish-Cockney accent.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba...
standard.co.uk
Vinicius Jr decides Real Madrid transfer future amid Arsenal interest
Brazilian became a transfer target for the Gunners after contract negotiations stalled
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
All I'm saying is Spain went from a drawing position to a winning position when there were 2 Arsenal players on the pitch for Spain. Coincidence, I think not.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The almighty is sitting up there in Heaven, doing the crossword, and is wondering why so many people have suddenly given him thanks.
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain having 19 shots, 11 on target and only having an xG of 1.72 doesn't seem great
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Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Im guessing the Chelsea admin won't be posting anything about Enzo Fernandez on social media today.
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