Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 22hTrump with IIvanka and IIIvanka. When the next cloning process completes, he'll have IVvanka as well. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026After an hour I was thinking that maybe Rice was still carrying an injury, and maybe we shouldn't have started him, and then he just ups his game and makes me look an idiot 😅 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Wow! Excellent goal. Didn't see that comeback coming, I have to admit. Look at the space we created for Bruno. We struggled to get anything like that for the first hour. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It's a good goal by Arsenal, thank god, but Leeds were just a little off on their defending. Maybe that workrate is taking an effect now. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Arsenal deserve to be behind, we've been poor. Still if you think this looks bad now, just give it another 15 minutes. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'd hoped Arsenal winning the league would have relaxed us a bit, especially going forwards, but against Brighton and so far today we're just a mess. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026On today's dog walk, both me and my partner agreed that we really liked the look of the new Jaguar. Looks better in the video than in the still shots, and I suspect it'll look even better on the road. (Obviously it'd be no good for transporting the dog.) 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Man City might just have had an off ramp. Once the guilty verdict came out, Mansour should've claimed ignorance, sacked everyone involved, & apologised. Would still get punished badly, but you take the hit and move on. Now, with the doubling down & the threats, EVERYONE will hate them for ages. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I were the organisation that is the Premier League or the organisation that is SKY, I'd be wanting the owners of Man City to sell the club at this point. Both these organisations are selling a product and that product is now tainted. Its become less than it was, and therefore less valuable 1/n 100
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Given the severity of the PL decision, you have to believe that Man City were advised by their lawyers some time ago that this was coming. Could explain the ages of the current squad. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Putting the potential punishments to one side for a second, Man City have got lots to worry about. Every single game will have an insane atmosphere. SKY sports wont want to show any more of their games than they have to. Their fan base is relatively small, and it's going to get smaller. Etc.etc. 020
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People are arguing whether Breaking Bad is better than The Wire, when, on the same list Lost is ahead of Chernobyl, Deadwood, Stranger Things, and Watchmen 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Have you heard the news? Man City have been found guilty of 114 charges!" "Wow, finally, we've waited years for that, what's the punishment?" "They haven't decided yet" "Right, but surely that cant take long" "Well, ManC have the right to appeal, so..." "Really, appeal?" "Yep" "..." 001
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If only there was something the President of the world's biggest superpower could do, in return for Ukraine stopping its attacks on certain Russian infrastructure... 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One of two things will happen in the 2nd half. Either: Gyokeres will come on and be a bit rubbish and ineffective and the chance of us getting anything out of him in the future will drop. Gyokeres won't come on and the chance of us getting anything out of him in the future will drop. 011
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A little from column A and a little from column B. Probably wondering what happened to the 'no living beyond 40(*), that's for old people, suicide pact' (*) currently adjusted to 80, with potential for future adjustments. 010
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I worry about Gyokeres. That was a poor Ipswich side and he looked disinterested and uninvolved. Maybe there was some truth in him being a makeweight for Alvarez and he's sulking a little. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So torn about the Manchester Derby. A win for utd is better for us, but seeing 10 man City beating ManU after the Fernandes debacle and him being sad is funny. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The only time Ben White and Jurrien Timber meet is when one is leaving the physio dept. and holds open the door for the other one. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Not the greatest fan of Gary Neville, but him calling Emi Martinez a "personality goalkeeper" is v. funny. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Everyone's assuming that Redwood's on the side of the Saxons here, but its 1000 yrs ago, he's definitely got Norman blood in him, so maybe he's *celebrating* the victory 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Havertz needs to check his contact lenses, 4 or 5 offside now. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026That's brilliant by Calafiori. I was halfway through "unlucky", because I couldn't see him reaching that. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Just watching the 2nd half of Liverpool vs Forest, and already there's been enough counter attacks from Forest that I'm feeling sympathy for Van Dijk for the rest of the season. 35 is too old to be sprinting back all the time. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026One thing I've just realised about Arsenal potentially signing Alvarez from Atletico Madrid, is that it was Berta who negotiated the deal to take him there from Man City 2 years ago. He must have some good insights into the player's mentality etc. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Martinelli never quite reached the levels it looked like he would, when he first came through, but that wasnt for want of trying. Can never dislike a player who works their absolute socks off. I really hope it works out for him and he gets a chance to say goodbye to the fans one day. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Quick note for Villa Fans. Its a nice day and the weather in Brighton is good. Why not pop down to the seaside and grab an ice cream. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026What I find interesting about this, isn't how fast they run, but how much faster than last year. BBC News - Watch: Moment robot beats Usain Bolt's 100m record in China - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...bbc.co.ukWatch: Moment robot beats Usain Bolt's 100m record in ChinaThe robot ran the distance in 9.39 seconds at the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Me a couple of days ago: "Hmm, not sure if I'm ready for the start of the PL, only seems a week since the World Cup Finished" Me, after we've had a really comfortable win over Coventry and Man Utd and Spurs both got trounced: "BRING IT ON!!" 000
Reposted by DockerDocker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Welcome to your 2nd season Michael Carrick. 001
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Did my teenage son get excited about the eclipse and go outside to watch it? Course not, far too addicted to his PC. On the plus side he did warn us about the risks of using a welding mask to watch it, something he learnt from the internet. So, I think thats a score draw for computers and kids. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Maybe we could sell Kepa to Como. Looks like he'd be an upgrade for them 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Just because we're not going to sign Romero from Spurs doesn't mean we should go after Neto from Chelsea. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The day we find out we're not getting Vinicius Jnr, is not the day to let it slip we're after Romero. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Kike Marin coming in for Arsenal like he's never been away 020
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You know you're anxious when instead of celebrating Arsenal signing Bruno Guimaraes, all you can think is, because he's nearly 29 and there'll be no resale value, it means Arteta is thinking of leaving in a couple of seasons. 020
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I don't know whether Joshua Bonehill-Paine has reformed or not and whether his racist views are a thing of the past , but he just looks a bit of a twat. You'd just steer clear, find someone more suitable for the job, and let him keep doing what he's doing. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If you thought he already looked amazing with that hair and 'tache, just imagine what's it like as he's speaking with his Spanish-Cockney accent. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba...standard.co.ukVinicius Jr decides Real Madrid transfer future amid Arsenal interestBrazilian became a transfer target for the Gunners after contract negotiations stalled 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026All I'm saying is Spain went from a drawing position to a winning position when there were 2 Arsenal players on the pitch for Spain. Coincidence, I think not. 010
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The almighty is sitting up there in Heaven, doing the crossword, and is wondering why so many people have suddenly given him thanks. 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Spain having 19 shots, 11 on target and only having an xG of 1.72 doesn't seem great 000
Docker @milesbrasher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Im guessing the Chelsea admin won't be posting anything about Enzo Fernandez on social media today. 000