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miko

@miko.gay
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🇨🇦 ottawa | queer | tech

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miko @miko.gay · 01/10/2026
is that a patch
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miko @miko.gay · 18/09/2026
i found a goose that lays golden eggs so i cut that bitch open to get all the eggs out
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miko @miko.gay · 18/09/2026
they call me 007 0 tertiary industries 0 secondary industries 7 ,000 mines 😎
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miko @miko.gay · 26/08/2026
dolly parton taught me that physical beauty is indicative of moral virtue
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miko @miko.gay · 07/08/2026
women in the workforce = workforce x2
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miko @miko.gay · 25/07/2026
ive got a greaseful, queasy feelin’
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miko @miko.gay · 18/07/2026
hot girl summer? more like hot TREES summer
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miko @miko.gay · 16/07/2026
what, i ask you, in the holy name of gods fat fucking cock, is “cheugy”
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miko @miko.gay · 16/07/2026
after long enough all beyond meat will evolve into imitation crab
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miko @miko.gay · 02/07/2026
torrent it
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miko @miko.gay · 25/06/2026
is… is he trying to argue a holding company should itself be worth more than its assets?
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miko @miko.gay · 25/06/2026
it certainly sounds like youre saying it with animosity
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miko @miko.gay · 19/06/2026
what do you mean you’re making birth of a nation
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miko @miko.gay · 06/06/2026
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miko @miko.gay · 24/04/2026
Listen asshole,
a screenshot of spotify recommending me the audiobook “the autistic’s guide to self-discovery”
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miko @miko.gay · 23/04/2026
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miko @miko.gay · 17/04/2026
For sale: magnum condoms, never worn.
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miko @miko.gay · 17/04/2026
the lion does not concern himself with the aching of tummies
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miko @miko.gay · 13/04/2026
*somber johnny cash voice*: i shurt myself today
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miko @miko.gay · 06/04/2026
my “we come in peace” shirt has a lot of people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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miko @miko.gay · 30/03/2026
its abundantly clear hardly anyone in these comments actually know what this is
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miko @miko.gay · 30/03/2026
well i think its pretty neat
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miko @miko.gay · 28/03/2026
youtu.be
Pizza Ball - Eric Andre Show (Season 4)
YouTube video by Benji Kenobi
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miko @miko.gay · 28/03/2026
you are an ignorant american
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miko @miko.gay · 28/03/2026
wat
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miko @miko.gay · 25/03/2026
mattered, past tense
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miko @miko.gay · 20/03/2026
hey when you think about it, thats really only 0.4 irans
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miko @miko.gay · 18/03/2026
no 😞
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miko @miko.gay · 16/03/2026
you mean an apple tv?
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miko @miko.gay · 16/03/2026
lmao
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miko @miko.gay · 14/03/2026
skill issue
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miko @miko.gay · 07/03/2026
mengelemaxxing
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miko @miko.gay · 07/03/2026
no
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miko @miko.gay · 02/03/2026
well i suppose he did say we’re gonna stop pretending international law exists
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miko @miko.gay · 26/02/2026
people always ask WHAT are you gay but never HOW are you gay 😔
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miko @miko.gay · 23/02/2026
id say all my goals are quite aspirational, in that i have to continue to aspirate to achieve them
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miko @miko.gay · 18/02/2026
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miko @miko.gay · 04/02/2026
we need a republican party of the left
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miko @miko.gay · 24/01/2026
i get the feeling that “vaccines cause autism” to these people really translates to “diseases cull the weak”
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miko @miko.gay · 21/01/2026
theres a man with a back it’s a matter of fact that his thighs are as thicc as the sun
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miko @miko.gay · 12/01/2026
counting or not counting gang violence?
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miko @miko.gay · 31/12/2025
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miko @miko.gay · 17/12/2025
also now we as a general audience hear about it from the parents, whereas before we simply wouldnt have
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miko @miko.gay · 07/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a person holding a piece of paper that says " look up at my face "
ALT: a person holding a piece of paper that says " look up at my face "
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miko @miko.gay · 20/10/2025
oh was it actually forest fire smoke?
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miko @miko.gay · 19/10/2025
and getting around by car still sucks anyway
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miko @miko.gay · 15/10/2025
unfortunately for me correlation doesn’t equal causation
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miko @miko.gay · 09/10/2025
mr globe and mail are you an idiot
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miko @miko.gay · 07/10/2025
no not really
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miko @miko.gay · 03/09/2025
judge judy and executioner 😎
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