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miko

@miko.gay
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🇨🇦 ottawa | queer | tech

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miko @miko.gay · 18/09/2026
i found a goose that lays golden eggs so i cut that bitch open to get all the eggs out
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miko @miko.gay · 18/09/2026
they call me 007 0 tertiary industries 0 secondary industries 7 ,000 mines 😎
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miko @miko.gay · 26/08/2026
dolly parton taught me that physical beauty is indicative of moral virtue
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miko @miko.gay · 25/07/2026
ive got a greaseful, queasy feelin’
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miko @miko.gay · 18/07/2026
hot girl summer? more like hot TREES summer
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miko @miko.gay · 16/07/2026
after long enough all beyond meat will evolve into imitation crab
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miko @miko.gay · 24/04/2026
Listen asshole,
a screenshot of spotify recommending me the audiobook “the autistic’s guide to self-discovery”
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miko @miko.gay · 17/04/2026
For sale: magnum condoms, never worn.
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miko @miko.gay · 17/04/2026
the lion does not concern himself with the aching of tummies
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miko @miko.gay · 13/04/2026
*somber johnny cash voice*: i shurt myself today
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miko @miko.gay · 26/02/2026
people always ask WHAT are you gay but never HOW are you gay 😔
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miko @miko.gay · 23/02/2026
id say all my goals are quite aspirational, in that i have to continue to aspirate to achieve them
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miko @miko.gay · 21/01/2026
theres a man with a back it’s a matter of fact that his thighs are as thicc as the sun
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miko @miko.gay · 03/09/2025
this meme but its me feeding bears and jesus is the government
the classic “myth of consensual sex” meme
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miko @miko.gay · 05/08/2025
i like to switch up my signature every few weeks just to keep them guessing
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miko @miko.gay · 03/01/2025
the higher your blood pressure the better
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