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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahaha back when pitchers got a lil chilly
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got a stop sign on our street that’s loose, walking by it reminds me of Dawn’s song of fears “I’m afraid that during high winds a stop sign will uproot and decapitate me, or that I might thrive under Scientology”
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Kill him! Kill him!”
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dunno if we need to let the bassist from the journey cover band that plays the dive bar by the airport make policy decisions
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alright, who taught Koko “pedophile”?
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Digger…..Duggar. Duggar…..Digger”
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mainly annoyed because I had walker in fantasy last year and he never did anything like this
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My old man take is “playing starters in preseason would clean a lot of this mess up”
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Loud second for the whirley pop
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Super Bowl champion Drew Lock has this covered
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whenever Sam Rockwell comes up I always have to bring out this magical movie
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fuck. Or yay. Not sure which
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I remember watching some thing about nuclear missile silos still using floppy discs, the tone of the report was about how outdated that was. But I was thinking “yeah, can’t really hack floppy discs”
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This game is dumb and everyone involved should feel bad
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The wife drinking from the trash cup was a prank, right? Like she knew what happened and grabbed a different cup as a joke, because who’s grabbing drinking vessels out of the garbage?
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Did Pringus and Bench defend Colbert at the murder trial?
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Also do you have the ballpark app?
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Went to the Stallone judge dredd with friends. At one point I went to the bathroom and never went back
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Milbert Gas, perfect for an 86 mph junk baller
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
AHHHH! GIANNI!
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
KLF is gonna rock…me?
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Also, at times convenient for us to watch here. This is me at my most selfish, wanting all sports to cater to my specific time zone
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I dunno when this dude got good at coaching soccer but he was 100% playing bass for Mathew Sweet in 1997
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Making a 90s playlist. Can I put two Offspring songs back to back?
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Bring those and we’ll get after it
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
People are saying it’s Jenny’s fault the water was so dirty, she was a disgusting hippie and treated Forest Gump so unfairly but you have to understand when she got in the water the drugs she had taken from Tren De Agua which is Spanish for water but the drugs washed into the water and…
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Apparently I’ve never been in a war before, and apparently I’m very good at it. Apparently we have won this war
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
He seems lovely. Hard to believe he didn’t win
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“We’re gonna slather that AI on the drones like a ginger with the SPF 70”
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If bbq pringles are the official snack of us soccer I understand why we are terrible at it
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sad to report I do not, in fact, “know ball”
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
RYERSON!
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Might be Arte?
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Nuking our company’s AI plans by saying “just like the NY Jets!” whenever a manager discusses AI initiatives
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Goddammit
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
That just reminds me of Jim Gaffigan’s joke about obesity stories in the news. “That shirt looks familiar…..aw crap”
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Hoping for a Ducks win, give a few hurting guys some more days off
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
That was neato
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Gonna put the soundtrack on at the brunch restaurant where I work
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Using a hair dryer at Alderaan. He already had plans to leave
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Anxious Chicken
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I tried watching once but was appalled by all of the fleshy calves. Belongs on skinemax imo
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Why isn’t Necas shooting?
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
All my Grape Ape gone
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Me too. My wife’s friend said she never saw me mad before that. We only stayed for the fireworks after and heard people in the neighborhood were pissed they shot them off at 1:00 am. I was glad someone else was unhappy too
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
SpillySlam ‘09 was the peak of my Rockies fandom, and this was the bottom: www.mlb.com/news/rockies...
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Play at plate goes against Rox in 18th inning
SAN FRANCISCO -- Chris Iannetta says he won’t sleep much before Saturday’s game after Friday’s 18-inning 3-2 loss ended at 12:50 a.m. PT. That’s not just because it’s a night-into-day game before a day game. It’s because Iannetta struck out four times in four at-bats. And when it most counted,
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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Is that the John Wilson from How To? That’s awesome
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