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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Wait...wait wait wait... So you're telling me that this is NOT an elder lesbian? (pictured: TX Lt. Gov Dan Patrick, the man questioning James Talarico's "manliness")

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

How many times has a film's composer had a cameo in the film? I know John Williams was in Rise of Skywalker, Jerry Goldsmith was in both Gremlins films, James Horner was in Star Trek II, Howard Shore was in King Kong (even though he was replaced by JNH). Anyone know any others?

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

So...I'm thinking there's a better than 50% chance that Trump genuinely doesn't know that Norway and Denmark are two different countries.

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Jesus Christ Will Return in Avengers: Doomsday (about damn time, really...only been waiting 2000 years)

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

As is our tradition this time of year, @composerbrad.bsky.social...(1 of 2)

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Seriously though, how did they get OFF of the sandworms?!

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Seeing lots of clips of Republicans going on Fox and bitching about Trump not getting the Nobel. You know, one of the worst things about the MAGA/right-wing grift lately is that it's SO dumb it's getting almost impossible to tell who's grifting and who's just actually THAT stupid.

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

🧵I was my mom's caregiver for the last three years of her life as she slowly died from congestive heart failure. Her legs from her ankles to her knees were swollen up like tree trunks. She moved very slowly and with a strange gait. She constantly had bruises all over the backs of her hands from...

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

A lot of life changing events have happened in my time but learning you could make scrambled eggs in the microwave has to rate top 10 (...top 15 at the very least).

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I'm good with referring to him as President TACO. But wouldn't President Doritos™ Locos TACO be more appropriate?

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

The steak, egg, and cheese breakfast quesadilla is the absolute best thing you can buy from Taco Bell. I will die on this hill.

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Chonky Boi Winston like tummy lovin'

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I'm not saying he's a Russian asset, and I'm not saying he isn't*, but... All of his bullshit since January sure as hell does sound like the EXACT kind of things they'd be making him do. (*he TOTALLY is!)

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Am I the only one waiting on him to start putting tariffs on fictional places next? 10% tariff on Atlantis 25% tariff on Wakanda 30% tariff on Narnia

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Can we just skip ahead to the part where they start passing out the kool-aid so we can get this over with already.

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Does...does he... I think he thinks Nikola Tesla invented the cars. #DumbassInChief

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Say what you will about the wheel, the printing press, splitting the atom, the microprocessor...I'd argue that mankind's greatest invention was combining chocolate with peanut butter.

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die! DRAGON: My gold? ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and- DRAGON: Fair enough ADVENTURER: Wait, what? DRAGON: It's yours ADVENTURER: DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here? ADVENTURER: Um... /1

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

If I were to just venture a guess as to what Death's cock tasted like, I'm pretty sure it would be the same taste as this covid phlegm I've been choking on for the last several days.

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Brad @composerbrad.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

The phrase "Righty-Whities" just entered my head as a substitute for Christofascists and I've managed to momentarily amuse myself.

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I have covid...again. Still had to drive to Springfield to pick up Audrey from school. The missus called on the way back to KC. Asked where we were. BIG Covid fog, couldn't remember the name of the town Clinton. Said "we're about 45 miles south of Clitoris." She has covid too. I almost killed her.

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

The DOINK For The Division. That one needs to go on a shirt. #chiefs

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Somebody needs to get on making 12 Angry Muppets like...now.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who celebrates. (made my mom's baked Mac n' Cheese recipe for the first time since she passed)

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

The one thing I still can't put my finger on with Bluesky is why about 25% of my What's Hot Classic feed is gay porn.

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

@composerbrad.bsky.social I kept the original video files for just this kind of problem. Problem is I have to send one at a time...

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Brad @composerbrad.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Listening to James Horner's always amazing Star Trek II score and thinking about this:

A stylized image of the Milky Way Galaxy captioned: "I bet we could go explore the galaxy if we could stop being dicks for like five minutes."

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 10/04/2024

You know those videos where people record their cats seemingly saying actual words? I want someone to make one where they (the human) sings "What's New, Pussycat?" and the cat does the "Whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh" part. If someone could make that happen that'd be great.

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

Unfortunate effect of getting old: My eyesight is getting so bad that if I try to read text on my phone or tablet w/o my glasses I almost always see the word "clickbait" as "dickbait"... And that REALLY changes the plot on whatever I just read.

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 01/01/2024

A little sportsball humor: My son and I were talking about the Chiefs receiver corps after the game. He says to me "We'll probably be tossing Marquez Valdes-Scantlin a pink slip in the off season" I say "Yeah, probably", to which he follows up with "Problem is he'll probably drop that too!"

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

If you aren't from the central plains bit of the Midwest (and a couple other places) you might not understand this, but Quiktrip mac and cheese is the greatest thing ever. Historic Inventions: Creating fire The wheel The printing press Microprocessor chips QT Mac & Cheese

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

After watching the Rugby WC Final over the wknd, I've reached a conclusion. Rugby...is a drunk person - who doesn't really know anything about US football - trying to explain it to another drunk person who ALSO doesn't know anything about US football. It's FASCINATING! (Congrats S. Africa btw)

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

I keep forgetting I have an account here and I should post shit. So, here we go...

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

Had the weirdest dream last night that I was the theater teacher at a large, upper-middle class suburban high school and was directing a stage version of Blazing Saddles. There were concerns...

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

So Inmate #P01135809 seriously expects everyone to believe he's approximately the same size as most of the quarterbacks in the NFL? Am I getting this right?

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

Real "TFW you're the leader of a doomsday cult scrambling to save face to your followers because your 'prophesied' rapture date came and went without a damn thing happening." vibes happening here...

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

Aaaaaaaaaaaand good morning to all the other crazy people who are up in the wee house of a Sunday morning for the #worldcup.

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

SRSLY when are they going to add gif support here? Speaking in gif is like 90% of how I communicate online.

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

I'm well aware that the meaning of words changes many times over the years/decades/centuries... But the frequency in which ACD uses variations of "ejaculate" in the Sherlock Holmes stories sometimes makes my eyes cross. (I'm also a perpetual 14-year-old.)

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

I keep forgetting that I should post shit here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

"What do we want?!" "To stop getting fucked by the man!" "When do we want it?!" "NOW!!!" (this one *might* be limited to certain genders and sexual orientations)

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Mike Shehan @mikeshehan.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

RE: my last...what are we calling them here? Blueys? Blueski's? Not tweets obviously. Anyway... There's me & one other lady here in the office. I'm right next to the break room so I smell everything. Whatever she's brewing in there smells like some unholy mating of coffee & a dead skunk's ass. 🤢

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