Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026Y’know, I was just wondering, “What would Plan 9 From Outer Space look like in color?” And along comes They Came From Beyond Space! #svengoolie 030
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026I keep waiting for the Avengers to show up on this episode of #Svengoolie. And not those Avengers. THESE Avengers: 090
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026Are you kidding me? Is this another deadly phone booth? #svengoolie #phonebooths 040
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026Space science labs and villain lairs usually shop for flooring at the same places! 120
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026“They Came From Beyond Space” makes a strong argument against phone booths. #svengoolie 060
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026Why did our hero steal Archie Andrew’s car and paint it green? #svengoolie 030
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026This looks like the kind of space science lab where a bank of computers might suddenly turn into a rotating bed. #svengoolie #swingingsixties 170
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026The title music for this film is far groovier than I was expecting! Are we in for a mod time? #Svengoolie 040
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 29/08/2026My 3-step plan: 1) Watched Coyote Vs. Acme; 2) Loved Coyote Vs. Acme; 3) Dug up my old Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote VHS tape and watched it 010
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 02/08/2026I wish Svengoolie would always play movies as good as Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter. But then I remembered, there are no other movies as good as Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter. #svengoolie 040
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 02/08/2026An early 2000s remake of Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter starring Viggo Mortensen would have slayed. Vampires. #svengoolie 171
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 02/08/2026Captain Kronos and Marcus give each other the traditional Han-and-Lando greeting. #svengoolie 160
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 02/08/2026You can tell from the title card that this is going to be the coolest Hammer horror film ever. #svengoolie 041
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 02/08/2026If Caroline Munro’s crime was “dancing on Sundays,” what is this village going to do to poor Kevin Bacon? #svengoolie 060
Reposted by Mike ScholtzZac Bentz @zacbentz.com · 22/07/2026Making this video for my band The Electric Witch. All volunteers including the film makers (@mikescholtz.com @vcoit.bsky.social), shot 2 days/locations. @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social made the wolf heads you see for 2 seconds. Walked a long way back in the dark & pouring rain chanting "Murder hike!"youtu.beThe Electric Witch - "Hallowed"YouTube video by Zac Bentz 151
Reposted by Mike ScholtzChris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 12/07/2026You have one more week to see “Modern Art and Politics in Germany, 1910-1945” at the Minneapolis Institute of Art. 69922
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 11/07/2026I recently endured a 14-hour flight from Manila to LAX by listening to nothing but The Best of Sade on repeat. Only Sade can rhyme Chicago with Key Largo and still bring me inner peace. 030
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 11/07/2026Every day, I become more convinced that Trump is the Kenneth Branagh character in Tenet. He's dying and, out of spite, decides to take the rest of the world with him. 010
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 07/06/2026Nor does he have anyone around him who will tell him this behavior makes him look weak. 000
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 07/06/2026Is the demon in this movie from the hot dog finger dimension? #everythingeverywhereallatonce #svengoolie 030
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 07/06/2026I just found it his name is spelled “Karswell” so… never mind. 000
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 07/06/2026“Call it off, Coswell” is a phrase I need to start saying on the daily. #svengoolie 170
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 23/05/2026The Mandalorian and Grogu skidding down a snowy mountain slope inside an Imperial chicken walker was the best skiing I’ve seen in a movie since Roger Moore in The Spy Who Loved Me. 030
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 22/05/2026I loved The Mandalorian and Grogu. Especially the part where the film slows down so Grogu can build a tiny mud hut in the jungle to help the Mandalorian. I'll be watching that sequence and everything around it for the rest of my life whenever I want to relax. What an unexpected joy. 020
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 26/04/2026How to Make a Monster makes a classic mistake that so many movies about Hollywood make: the movies that are being made in the movie look better than the movie we are currently watching. #Svengoolie 3151
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 26/04/2026I’ve seen this movie on #Svengoolie before and it is NOT as instructive as you might think. 170
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 13/04/2026I’m going to start typing Trúmp with an accent, to remember Orbán. 000
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 03/03/2026It’s a real puzzle. Could it be the arrangement of the clothing that was funnier? Or the length of the shot? I have no idea. But I’m smiling now just thinking about it. 110
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 03/03/2026I saw this in a theater with 50 other people celebrating Nic Cage’s birthday in January and it was a delight. Every time the camera cut to a pile of clothes, the audience roared with laughter. Every time. 210
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 15/02/2026Dracula keeps armadilloes like Pablo Escobar kept hippos. #Svengoolie 020
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 15/02/2026Putting a random score on top of Tod Browning’s Dracula is fascinating. Like playing Dark Side of the Moon over The Wizard of Oz. #Svengoolie should absolutely put Dark Side of the Moon on this. 030
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 15/02/2026Svengoolie is airing Tod Browning’s Dracula with a soundtrack used for a French DVD release? That feels weird. Not as weird as colorizing The Maltese Falcon. But still weird. #Svengoolie 041
Reposted by Mike ScholtzChrista Lawler @christalawler.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Hobbies include reading old newspapers. www.startribune.com/whats-the-st...startribune.comWhat’s the story behind the abandoned Cold War station in Finland, Minn.?Now a ghost town, the remote spot on Lookout Mountain was once part of a secret defense network. 031
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 08/02/2026This is an epic 90-second documentary. (I mostly watch the Olympics for the documentaries.) 140
Reposted by Mike ScholtzDouglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game. 72124428
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 08/02/2026This episode of #Svengoolie is great. But why is it taking him so long to make a Gorgonzola joke? 120
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 08/02/2026Since when do Bohemian artists know how to turn people to stone? Conservatives really will believe anything they hear. #svengoolie 070
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 08/02/2026If you think Peter Cushing’s moustache game is strong, just wait until Christopher Lee shows up. #svengoolie 040
Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 08/02/2026I don’t know about the rest of America, but I could really use a good old-fashioned Hammer horror film tonight. Thanks for The Gorgon, #Svengoolie. 091