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Mike Scholtz

@mikescholtz.com
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I’m a documentary filmmaker who lives in the woods of northern Minnesota.

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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 15/09/2026
Cleo (in a movie still from Cleo from 5 to 7) looks at her piano and the assembled collective around it.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026
Y’know, I was just wondering, “What would Plan 9 From Outer Space look like in color?” And along comes They Came From Beyond Space! #svengoolie
Five old white men dressed in ridiculously colorful robes.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026
I keep waiting for the Avengers to show up on this episode of #Svengoolie. And not those Avengers. THESE Avengers:
Patrick Macnee and Diana Rigg pose in a publicity photo for the British TV series The Avengers
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026
Are you kidding me? Is this another deadly phone booth? #svengoolie #phonebooths
A man looks up at a cylindrical black and yellow phone booth-like thing
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026
Feels imminent!
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026
I miss phone booths. ☹️
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026
Is that another deadly phone booth??? #svengoolie
A metal red structure emerges ominously from a pond
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026
Space science labs and villain lairs usually shop for flooring at the same places!
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026
“They Came From Beyond Space” makes a strong argument against phone booths. #svengoolie
Two men lie dead in front of a red British phone booths
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026
I would buy that carpet
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026
Why did our hero steal Archie Andrew’s car and paint it green? #svengoolie
A classic green jalopy parked in a screenshot from the movie They Came From Beyond SpaceThe cover of an Archie’s Jalopy issue, featuring a red jalopy and the cast of Archie’s comics
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026
This looks like the kind of space science lab where a bank of computers might suddenly turn into a rotating bed. #svengoolie #swingingsixties
A very mod 60s-era science lab that kind of looks like a bachelor pad
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 06/09/2026
The title music for this film is far groovier than I was expecting! Are we in for a mod time? #Svengoolie
Title card for the film They Came From Beyond Space
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 29/08/2026
My 3-step plan: 1) Watched Coyote Vs. Acme; 2) Loved Coyote Vs. Acme; 3) Dug up my old Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote VHS tape and watched it
In the foreground: I’m holding up the box for a Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote VHS tape. In the background, a TV is playing a Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote cartoon in which the hapless coyote has strapped himself to a rocket.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 02/08/2026
I wish Svengoolie would always play movies as good as Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter. But then I remembered, there are no other movies as good as Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter. #svengoolie
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 02/08/2026
It’s literally one of my favorite films ever!
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 02/08/2026
An early 2000s remake of Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter starring Viggo Mortensen would have slayed. Vampires. #svengoolie
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 02/08/2026
Captain Kronos and Marcus give each other the traditional Han-and-Lando greeting. #svengoolie
After initially seeming angry to see each other, these two old softies give each other a warm greeting.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 02/08/2026
You can tell from the title card that this is going to be the coolest Hammer horror film ever. #svengoolie
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 02/08/2026
If Caroline Munro’s crime was “dancing on Sundays,” what is this village going to do to poor Kevin Bacon? #svengoolie
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 23/07/2026
Best murder hike ever!
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Zac Bentz @zacbentz.com · 22/07/2026
Making this video for my band The Electric Witch. All volunteers including the film makers (@mikescholtz.com @vcoit.bsky.social), shot 2 days/locations. @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social made the wolf heads you see for 2 seconds. Walked a long way back in the dark & pouring rain chanting "Murder hike!"
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The Electric Witch - "Hallowed"
YouTube video by Zac Bentz
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You have one more week to see “Modern Art and Politics in Germany, 1910-1945” at the Minneapolis Institute of Art.
Exhibition entrance with large reproduction of “Sonja” painting
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 11/07/2026
I recently endured a 14-hour flight from Manila to LAX by listening to nothing but The Best of Sade on repeat. Only Sade can rhyme Chicago with Key Largo and still bring me inner peace.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 11/07/2026
Every day, I become more convinced that Trump is the Kenneth Branagh character in Tenet. He's dying and, out of spite, decides to take the rest of the world with him.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 07/06/2026
Nor does he have anyone around him who will tell him this behavior makes him look weak.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 07/06/2026
Is the demon in this movie from the hot dog finger dimension? #everythingeverywhereallatonce #svengoolie
The demon from The Curse of the Demon reaches towards the camera with his sausage-like fingers.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 07/06/2026
I just found it his name is spelled “Karswell” so… never mind.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 07/06/2026
“Call it off, Coswell” is a phrase I need to start saying on the daily. #svengoolie
A screengrab from the film “The Curse of the Demon” featuring two guys facing each other. One of them is named Coswell.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 23/05/2026
The Mandalorian and Grogu skidding down a snowy mountain slope inside an Imperial chicken walker was the best skiing I’ve seen in a movie since Roger Moore in The Spy Who Loved Me.
The cover of an old storybook record featuring James Bond in a yellow snow suit and skis chased by villains, also on skis.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 22/05/2026
I loved The Mandalorian and Grogu. Especially the part where the film slows down so Grogu can build a tiny mud hut in the jungle to help the Mandalorian. I'll be watching that sequence and everything around it for the rest of my life whenever I want to relax. What an unexpected joy.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 26/04/2026
How to Make a Monster makes a classic mistake that so many movies about Hollywood make: the movies that are being made in the movie look better than the movie we are currently watching. #Svengoolie
A bored werewolf and a bored monster stare listlessly at someone talking off-screen
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 26/04/2026
I’ve seen this movie on #Svengoolie before and it is NOT as instructive as you might think.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 13/04/2026
I’m going to start typing Trúmp with an accent, to remember Orbán.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 18/03/2026
This is somewhat cathartic.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 03/03/2026
It’s a real puzzle. Could it be the arrangement of the clothing that was funnier? Or the length of the shot? I have no idea. But I’m smiling now just thinking about it.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 03/03/2026
I saw this in a theater with 50 other people celebrating Nic Cage’s birthday in January and it was a delight. Every time the camera cut to a pile of clothes, the audience roared with laughter. Every time.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 15/02/2026
Dracula keeps armadilloes like Pablo Escobar kept hippos. #Svengoolie
Several armadillos crawling around a medieval castle. Which is weird.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 15/02/2026
Putting a random score on top of Tod Browning’s Dracula is fascinating. Like playing Dark Side of the Moon over The Wizard of Oz. #Svengoolie should absolutely put Dark Side of the Moon on this.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 15/02/2026
Svengoolie is airing Tod Browning’s Dracula with a soundtrack used for a French DVD release? That feels weird. Not as weird as colorizing The Maltese Falcon. But still weird. #Svengoolie
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 12/02/2026
The oldest American Olympian is on the ice!
Screngrab of my TV screen, featuring a closeup of Rick Ruohonen, a curler at tge Winter Olympics
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Christa Lawler @christalawler.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hobbies include reading old newspapers. www.startribune.com/whats-the-st...
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What’s the story behind the abandoned Cold War station in Finland, Minn.?
Now a ghost town, the remote spot on Lookout Mountain was once part of a secret defense network.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 08/02/2026
I am just now joining her fan club!
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 08/02/2026
This is an epic 90-second documentary. (I mostly watch the Olympics for the documentaries.)
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 08/02/2026
Finally got it! It only took 56 minutes.
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 08/02/2026
This episode of #Svengoolie is great. But why is it taking him so long to make a Gorgonzola joke?
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 08/02/2026
Since when do Bohemian artists know how to turn people to stone? Conservatives really will believe anything they hear. #svengoolie
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 08/02/2026
If you think Peter Cushing’s moustache game is strong, just wait until Christopher Lee shows up. #svengoolie
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Mike Scholtz @mikescholtz.com · 08/02/2026
I don’t know about the rest of America, but I could really use a good old-fashioned Hammer horror film tonight. Thanks for The Gorgon, #Svengoolie.
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