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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 12h
I cannot scroll a single app without seeing an alligator in a helmet say scrib doon.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 17h
If they make it harder for me to pull meds because of this nurse who stole morphine from kids so help me god
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Petition to pronounce Pittsburgh like Edinburgh
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just learned that Casey Kasem (lebanese american) quit doing voicework on Transformers over an episode with a fictional middle eastern country called Carbomya.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I dont even think this guy was wrong!
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If we outlaw home ownership we could fix the economy.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Owning a house should be illegal.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just had a chimney repair guy come to my house, look up the chimney for less than 3 seconds and say "$10,000."
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only about 2/3 of the fatalities on 10/7 were murder - IDF and security forces are legitimate targets. So its more like 30k Americans.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What happened to "appeared to???" - or are you in fact able to understand plain english when it doesnt conflict with your prerogative to help Trump.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Star Moles - wow. Incredibly good artist i just found out about despite being from the Baltimore adjacent city of Philadelphia.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It seems like you have chosen to simply regurgitate a press release and tack on "others disagree" rather than frame this as another attempt by Trump cronies to gratify imaginary grievances while robbing taxpayers
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If these guys love SI who am i to atop them
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can the falcons stop scoring 40 pts a game while lamar is hurt pls and thank you
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Woah, puffy vest over the hoodie. And it doesnt feel like a fakeout.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A man in Baltimore was killed by a 12 year old driving a stolen car this week. Kid was still using a car seat in 2017, and has ended someone's life trying to look cool.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Michael Scott yelling I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY ass administration.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If i had to watch Kyle Hamilton play against my team i think i would go insane.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Off to drink with my cousins this weekend. These excursions are very damaging to me physically, as my cousins are large, gregarious men who wholeheartedly reject the modern fashion of not drinking to excess.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Credit to the nyt for their first "we spoke to dozens of" that includes people with object permanence.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mike Tomlin is the only person whose esteem has increased in my eyes from learning they play a lot of video games.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry but i love Mike Tomlin now.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Turned on the wretched Steelers v Browns game and it only took 4 plays for Patrick Queen's name to be mentioned negatively.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hassan Giordano - am i remembering correctly that he is a guy with facebook posting disease
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: [turning off the TV in disgust halfway through watching Caitlin Clark drop a 40 piece on the Lady Terps] well, this will never be relevant to society again.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think they usually play at M&T although the schools are in Towson or Towson adjacent
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dons v calvert hall
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The name makes more sense, "Texas" is a girl that her boyfriend likes who is from Texas.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That being said its not an especially great song, its just fine.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hilariously enough i heard Xchoosing Texas for the first time today - I think i get why its so popular. It's not a skanky pop crossover country song at all, its a pure throwback that hits a lot of country cliches, especially reifying the elders of the genre. So i think a lot of old people like it.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Social workers are the only reason every patient at the hospital isnt dumped on the sidewalk
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was not foretold 🐦‍⬛
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have any of these people shown such a lack of empathy they argued a clinically dead woman should be kept alive until her one pound baby can be delivered 3 months premature.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maryland flag flown at the Maracana ✅
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Appreciating the beauty of a horrible Bengals loss, accepting the tragedy of a great Steelers win. 🙏.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have never heard "Choosing Texas" and I haven't sought it ought because "Choosing (a jurisdiction)" is an awkward and off putting syntax.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its not our job to absolve you of the guilt you feel over some inscrutable calculus in your private life.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why has this newspaper published literally dozens of stories about the social media trend of pretending to be from a long time ago in the last 2 years.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is not necessary to have Peyton Manning advertising any more products or services. Cintas needs to spend that money on better paper towels.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well sometimes you're the ookla and sometimes you're the mokk.
Box score showing UCLA 54 Maryland 3. Ookla the Mokk is a character from the 1980s cartoon Thundarr the Barbarian named after UCLA.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every few years the Bill O'Reilly "fuck it we'll do it live" clip makes the rounds - he did it live. Ad libbed perfectly good copy on cue. He's a pro, and you cant take that away from him.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ive never heard of this person and the only one talking about it at all is you.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the ad where the music is a song chanting LOVE ME over and over
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good Lord Michael Penix is ass.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Patient is watching Fox News on full blast and Donald Trump is running ads of himself over a song that just chants LOVE ME over and over again.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it good when one of the most powerful people in the world has a GCS of 10
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only book ive ever read where i got too scared to keep reading
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"weekend at bernies-ing" should not be a common phrase at the highest levels of government.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fun fact - the book was published in 1962, the same year another blonde teenage witch with a black cat made her debut, Sabrina of Archie Comics.
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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This story is so unique it almost feels experimental, as if Jackson is telling the audience "yes, there is a plot, but you aren't allowed to know it."
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