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Sorry but i love Mike Tomlin now.

Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Turned on the wretched Steelers v Browns game and it only took 4 plays for Patrick Queen's name to be mentioned negatively.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hassan Giordano - am i remembering correctly that he is a guy with facebook posting disease

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me: [turning off the TV in disgust halfway through watching Caitlin Clark drop a 40 piece on the Lady Terps] well, this will never be relevant to society again.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hilariously enough i heard Xchoosing Texas for the first time today - I think i get why its so popular. It's not a skanky pop crossover country song at all, its a pure throwback that hits a lot of country cliches, especially reifying the elders of the genre. So i think a lot of old people like it.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Social workers are the only reason every patient at the hospital isnt dumped on the sidewalk

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That was not foretold 🐦‍⬛

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Maryland flag flown at the Maracana ✅

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Appreciating the beauty of a horrible Bengals loss, accepting the tragedy of a great Steelers win. 🙏.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have never heard "Choosing Texas" and I haven't sought it ought because "Choosing (a jurisdiction)" is an awkward and off putting syntax.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why has this newspaper published literally dozens of stories about the social media trend of pretending to be from a long time ago in the last 2 years.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It is not necessary to have Peyton Manning advertising any more products or services. Cintas needs to spend that money on better paper towels.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well sometimes you're the ookla and sometimes you're the mokk.

Box score showing UCLA 54 Maryland 3. Ookla the Mokk is a character from the 1980s cartoon Thundarr the Barbarian named after UCLA.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Every few years the Bill O'Reilly "fuck it we'll do it live" clip makes the rounds - he did it live. Ad libbed perfectly good copy on cue. He's a pro, and you cant take that away from him.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is the ad where the music is a song chanting LOVE ME over and over

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Good Lord Michael Penix is ass.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Patient is watching Fox News on full blast and Donald Trump is running ads of himself over a song that just chants LOVE ME over and over again.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is it good when one of the most powerful people in the world has a GCS of 10

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"weekend at bernies-ing" should not be a common phrase at the highest levels of government.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Was looking for a young adult murder mystery for my daughter by Holly Jackson and on the shelf at the library right next to it (in young adult??) was Shirley Jackson - We Have Always Lived in the Castle. Wow. Holy crap.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rusted Root did that one bubbedy say bubbedy ow song that was in every commercial for 20 years and were like "adios amigos. we cant write any more songs."

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is there a way for me to search for a goat costume online withut becoming algorithmically associated with a certain subculture recently banned by the Maryland Renaissance Festival.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Both New Yorkers oddly enough.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The only thing I acknowledge thats named for Trump is Trump Rock - a nicely shaped rock just larger than a human fist sitting within easy reach of the front door of my house.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Its dark beer weather out there folks

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Marvel should have a good 1960s Batman villain. "PUKE Cage and the DESCENDERS!" Things of that nature.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Fox outro music in the Dallas v DC game.... Stone Roses?

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If i bust out of survivor on a Titans hail mary i am abandoning society

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just threw it up there for nobody

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They won't but Democrats should just say "media in disarray"

Screencap of a news story about a bunch of center right legacy media being banned from the white house

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One time when I was a landscaper I was on a job in my own neighborhood and my cat walked up to me and wanted to play. That and the occassional bored housewife in a bathing suit who would talk to us a little too long are my only positive memories of landscaping.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If there's one thing muslims believe it's that Allah has prophets other than Muhammad.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The hospital just sent a system wide email that we are seeing a rise in "patients requiring airborne precautions" aka measles.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"I thought you secretly meant except me" - cry of the cannon fodder

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Beoga are legit. How did they get hooked up with Ed Sheeran. Money obviously. Listen to anything by them - not the kind of act you can just make a call and replace.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

With all but about 3 NFL stadiums being constructed with taxpayer funds one wonders how the team owners are able to censor the political expression conducted therein.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

good headphones are such a treat. Dead Man's Party starts with a barely audible "yeah man let him in" in one ear. never heard it before in my considerably long life. sometimes the extra stuff you can hear is really cool. this is all to say fuck earbuds.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fond memory of my European vacation - standing with my mother and younger sister on the Jack the Ripper tour listening to the guide go on a lengthy explanation of how prostitutes in the 19th century mostly engaged in anal sex as a form of contraception.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

One effect of gambling everywhere all the time - week 2 lines are already up. Used to have to wait for Tuesday.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

At church today they explained the relative values in the parable of the wicked servant. He is forgiven a debt of 10,000 talents and then tries to kill someone over 100 denari. This is equivalent to 17,000 years wages and two months wages, respectively. This is the one instance of Jesus being funny.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Week 1, whatever whatever, lets not get a penalty every other down next week.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Incredible mesh point fake. Jackson and Ingraham had that working like magic in 2019.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I feel for the guy assigned to get aerial footage of downtown Indianapolis.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

About to watch a non Harbaugh ravens team for the first time since the Bush administration.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Gonna write a book called Catch 23

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Its easy to tell why the new york times hates him so much, he's normal and nice and funny.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Give me one of the foxes from the Novosibirsk domestication study. Right now.

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Mike @mikesbadtweets.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Le Tigre in a starbucks commercial - millenials are finally culturally ascendant but our parents are working past retirement age to make sure the world is destroyed.

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