Sign in

DynaMike

@mikemikeymichael.bsky.social
229 followers 99 following 654 posts

Optimist/nihilist hybrid, rugged indoorsman, and lapsed Libra. Guardian of two cats.

PostsRepliesMedia
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is absolutely wild. Have you never made an online transaction with a credit card before? Regardless, that page also provides a PayPal link if you're weirded out
140 4
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And yet he is all ass
040 4
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Cursed Birthday™️ culminated in actually finding a piece of plastic in my food for like the first time ever and honestly I'm just not even surprised
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Palin Monty Python
Alt: Michael Palin Monty Python
011 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you!
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having to give my 13.5-year-old cat four "calm your tits" pills just now in advance of his echocardiogram appointment later is really not how I originally envisioned my birthday going.
141 4
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just to be clear, I am the desert, the tumbleweed is some random-ass scam bot liking/reposting my most worthless posts
110 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
static.klipy.com
Rolling Tumbleweed in Desert Silence
Alt: Rolling Tumbleweed in Desert Silence
110 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
***sighs longingly***
011 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Agreed! I am so hyped for this but I need the physical copy 😭
010 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh at the very end they mention this all takes place in the month of April??? Nah everything's too green in the show and nobody has their pool open yet
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching the 1st season episode of The X-Files that's set in Buffalo and, well, Maggie Wheeler's accent certainly is A Choice. And we don't have a Chinatown nor are the Triad here (to my knowledge). Kenmore looks vaguely accurate though!
100 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy mother of fuck, I wish declining an optional work meeting in Outlook would automatically remove me from the goddamn meeting chat in Teams
001 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And I am JUST NOW finding out there's a Robyn concert in Toronto happening right now. The bucket list remains.
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Always Doctor Who and never Doctor I Am Pagliacci
020 2
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy birthday to dramatwink murdercat Casper! My sweet little guy is 11 years old today!
A dliute blue tabby cat with greenish-yellow eyes reclining on a chair with an orange crocheted blanket.
010 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ran into one of my friends on the way back from the farmer's market today and her son was fundraising for the Boy Scouts
The One Banana meme but it's $20 popcorn
010 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Being able to marry the Matt Berry-voiced IKEA shelf companion in Skyrim via the official collab mod is the most @chucktingle.bsky.social-coded thing I have ever seen in a video game.
020 2
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of the decisions of all time
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shooting off fireworks on 9/11 certainly is A Choice™️
101 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Troy McClure: I hate every ape I Beastie Boys: SEE! Troy McClure: From Chimpan-A to Chimpan- Beastie Boys: ZEE!
011 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tech idea: 𝗌̶𝗁̶𝗈̶𝖼̶𝗄̶ smart collar that sends 𝗅̶𝗂̶𝗍̶𝖾̶𝗋̶𝖺̶𝗅̶ ̶𝖾̶𝗅̶𝖾̶𝖼̶𝗍̶𝗋̶𝗂̶𝖼̶ ̶𝗌̶𝗁̶𝗈̶𝖼̶𝗄̶𝗌̶ notifications whenever the wearer receives group text messages. Perfect gift for friends and family that enjoy nonstop communication.
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Joan Chen in the door to the Criterion Closet:
Josie trapped in furniture in Twin Peaks
120 2
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have 3 packages from 2 vendors set to arrive today and they're all being delivered by 3 different carriers. I kinda want them to all arrive at the same time & do the Spider-Men Pointing Meme but there's absolutely no way at least 1 of the packages won't be delayed at least a day.
010 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canada should just rename it Lake Epstein Files at this point
170 7
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WAIT, TRICIA HELFER?
010 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well when you put it THAT way, my curiosity is piqued
110 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goddammit, anyone but Dolly.
static.klipy.com
Donna Hayward Crying (Twin Peaks)
Alt: Donna Hayward Crying (Twin Peaks)
040 4
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Same here, honestly
010 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
60 years of the franchise and none of this is ever referenced or touched upon again (the one episode of Star Trek: Enterprise referencing alien abduction in the Wild West does not count, it was its own one-off thing)
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rewatching old Star Trek episodes is wild: - alien planet where Rome survived through the '60s, everyone speaks English, also Jesus somehow - alien planet whose people worship ancient relics like the American flag & the Constitution - literal duplicate of Earth - no elaboration or follow up
110 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I still don't know what spreadsheet people is supposed to mean so this is my only contribution to today's discourse
Kombucha girl meme with spreadsheet people vs spreadcheek people
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Might have to do GamePass for a month as a stopgap solution, assuming it's a day one release
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not gonna lie, I'm more than a little bummed out that the physical release of the sequel to my all-time favorite video game got bumped from when I have PTO for a long weekend to the day before I'm traveling overseas.
100 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I had a lot of fun playing D&D last night. My character in that campaign leans heavily into 3rd party content (Doomridden sorcerer from Kobold Press) and finally leveled up enough to learn a spell that can show the target how they are most likely going to die. Emotional damage ensued! Zero regrets!
030 3
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh it would absolutely have to be an anthology show featuring selections of @chucktingle.bsky.social's works, with at least one full season dedicated to the increasing-recursive "Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt" Analboros series
010 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
QTP with your most anticipated upcoming game
static.klipy.com
Control Resonant tani
Alt: Dylan Faden facing off against enemies in Control Resonant
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Naturally 💅
010 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My would-be Criterion Closet picks

Carnival of Souls
Pan's Labyrinth
All of Us Strangers
Mulholland Drive
230 3
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Definitely was not expecting to see one of the Kids in the Hall on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
010 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh man I can't wait for this!
011 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Get fucked, bot
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Holy shit, Tori Amos really punched the audience in the gut tonight with Famous Blue Raincoat followed by Lovesong
140 4
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Multiplatinum techno-pop electronica Heart-healthy poutine
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Turns out the doctor's office attached someone else's cardiac history to my file. Insurance never bothered to double check the name in that. The CTA came back 100% normal and fine, surprising absolutely nobody. And my doctor said he'll reimburse me for that copay. 5 months of BS finally resolved.
010 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Story time. Doctor wanted me to get a CTA to prove the insurance company was wrong. Got that done last month to the tune of a $358 copay & radioactive liquid injected into me. A week later the insurance company finally admitted they received the wrong medical records. Copay & test were a waste of $
100 1
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He just described my cats
000 0
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Best buds
020 2
DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Happy birthday!
110 1