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DynaMike

@mikemikeymichael.bsky.social
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Optimist/nihilist hybrid, rugged indoorsman, and lapsed Libra. Guardian of two cats.

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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Cursed Birthday™️ culminated in actually finding a piece of plastic in my food for like the first time ever and honestly I'm just not even surprised
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having to give my 13.5-year-old cat four "calm your tits" pills just now in advance of his echocardiogram appointment later is really not how I originally envisioned my birthday going.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Rolling Tumbleweed in Desert Silence
Alt: Rolling Tumbleweed in Desert Silence
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
***sighs longingly***
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching the 1st season episode of The X-Files that's set in Buffalo and, well, Maggie Wheeler's accent certainly is A Choice. And we don't have a Chinatown nor are the Triad here (to my knowledge). Kenmore looks vaguely accurate though!
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy mother of fuck, I wish declining an optional work meeting in Outlook would automatically remove me from the goddamn meeting chat in Teams
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And I am JUST NOW finding out there's a Robyn concert in Toronto happening right now. The bucket list remains.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy birthday to dramatwink murdercat Casper! My sweet little guy is 11 years old today!
A dliute blue tabby cat with greenish-yellow eyes reclining on a chair with an orange crocheted blanket.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ran into one of my friends on the way back from the farmer's market today and her son was fundraising for the Boy Scouts
The One Banana meme but it's $20 popcorn
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Being able to marry the Matt Berry-voiced IKEA shelf companion in Skyrim via the official collab mod is the most @chucktingle.bsky.social-coded thing I have ever seen in a video game.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shooting off fireworks on 9/11 certainly is A Choice™️
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Troy McClure: I hate every ape I Beastie Boys: SEE! Troy McClure: From Chimpan-A to Chimpan- Beastie Boys: ZEE!
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tech idea: 𝗌̶𝗁̶𝗈̶𝖼̶𝗄̶ smart collar that sends 𝗅̶𝗂̶𝗍̶𝖾̶𝗋̶𝖺̶𝗅̶ ̶𝖾̶𝗅̶𝖾̶𝖼̶𝗍̶𝗋̶𝗂̶𝖼̶ ̶𝗌̶𝗁̶𝗈̶𝖼̶𝗄̶𝗌̶ notifications whenever the wearer receives group text messages. Perfect gift for friends and family that enjoy nonstop communication.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have 3 packages from 2 vendors set to arrive today and they're all being delivered by 3 different carriers. I kinda want them to all arrive at the same time & do the Spider-Men Pointing Meme but there's absolutely no way at least 1 of the packages won't be delayed at least a day.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goddammit, anyone but Dolly.
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Donna Hayward Crying (Twin Peaks)
Alt: Donna Hayward Crying (Twin Peaks)
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rewatching old Star Trek episodes is wild: - alien planet where Rome survived through the '60s, everyone speaks English, also Jesus somehow - alien planet whose people worship ancient relics like the American flag & the Constitution - literal duplicate of Earth - no elaboration or follow up
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I still don't know what spreadsheet people is supposed to mean so this is my only contribution to today's discourse
Kombucha girl meme with spreadsheet people vs spreadcheek people
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not gonna lie, I'm more than a little bummed out that the physical release of the sequel to my all-time favorite video game got bumped from when I have PTO for a long weekend to the day before I'm traveling overseas.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I had a lot of fun playing D&D last night. My character in that campaign leans heavily into 3rd party content (Doomridden sorcerer from Kobold Press) and finally leveled up enough to learn a spell that can show the target how they are most likely going to die. Emotional damage ensued! Zero regrets!
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh it would absolutely have to be an anthology show featuring selections of @chucktingle.bsky.social's works, with at least one full season dedicated to the increasing-recursive "Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt" Analboros series
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
QTP with your most anticipated upcoming game
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Control Resonant tani
Alt: Dylan Faden facing off against enemies in Control Resonant
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My would-be Criterion Closet picks

Carnival of Souls
Pan's Labyrinth
All of Us Strangers
Mulholland Drive
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Definitely was not expecting to see one of the Kids in the Hall on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Holy shit, Tori Amos really punched the audience in the gut tonight with Famous Blue Raincoat followed by Lovesong
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Multiplatinum techno-pop electronica Heart-healthy poutine
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Story time. Doctor wanted me to get a CTA to prove the insurance company was wrong. Got that done last month to the tune of a $358 copay & radioactive liquid injected into me. A week later the insurance company finally admitted they received the wrong medical records. Copay & test were a waste of $
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He just described my cats
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What's your concert history? 1st Concert: Smashing Pumpkins, with Garbage opening. Last Concert: Tori Amos. Next Concert: Tori Amos. Most seen?: You're never going to believe this, but Tori Amos. Number 1 on Concert Bucket List: (Spins a wheel and throws a dart) uhhhh... Robyn? Robyn.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Probably relegated to some form of security/defense/meatshield due to a black belt in karate and training in Okinawan kobudo, but the collapse of civilization also implies the collapse of AI so if anyone wants to respect actual artists again, I can dust off my unused BFA.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The sky is beige and everything's bathed in a weird light that looks like piss-yellow AI filter thanks to the Ontario wildfires.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Show me a comic book page you love, no explanation needed.
A close up shot of Mr. Sinister saying, "I. Love. That. Cape.
Amazing. Why do I not have a cape? How do I not have a cape?"
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It would be pretty funny if it happened tonight.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
There are parents who will hold and/or smell a baby and want to have another baby, and then there's childless me, who will buy litter at the pet store, walk past the kittens up for adoption, and immediately want to adopt all the kittens.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Turns out the culprit was a machine after all
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Can't wait for the third Star Wars Jedi game to show Cal Kestis chugging a crisp, refreshing MTN DEW while battling Stormtroopers with Adidas logos on their helmets while Olivia Rodrigo's latest single plays in the cantina www.cnbc.com/2026/06/15/e...
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Electronic Arts launches EA Advertising, a new way for brands to advertise 'directly into gameplay'
Electronic Arts announced EA Advertising, a new way for brands to connect with fans through its portfolio of games, from stadium signs to custom content.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Woke up this morning to the sound of 3 bursts of radio static in succession, each around 3-4 seconds long, with no actual radio being turned on. 1st time, sure maybe I'm dreaming it. 2nd time, ok, maybe a hypnogogic state. 3rd time? I'm fully awake, actually. Might be some variant of Exploding Head.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Happy 10 year anniversary, @swinbuff.bsky.social!
Two male silhouettes against a red, orange, and blue sunset.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thank you troops
Vintage pulp novel featuring an illustration of a man gasping for air as he pulls himself out of the water and onto the beach - he looks like he is thrusting passionately. Behind him a smoking plane is sinking in water. Copy and title read

He was supposed to fight a war, but he had sandier things to do

Beach
Humper

By Richard Sachs

A TRUE AMERICAN STORY

oh no he really is humping some sand while his friends die

"Questions the honor of veterans."
-Hump Magazine
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek: TNG title card featuring the Enterprise in space with the words "We've Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty" in blue
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Ani DiFranco Depeche Mode En Vogue Feist Lady Gaga Metric Placebo Smashing Pumpkins Stereophonics Tori Amos
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Happy hammock season to all who celebrate (it's me, I celebrate)
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is probably old news but I'm watching Sailor Moon right now and Ami just typed up & printed out the lyrics to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Still shot of a Sailor Moon episode wherein the lyrics to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins are shown being printed out
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Supremely annoyed that one of my enamel pins fell off of my jacket at some point since Wednesday and is now just gone forever
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I have watched all Star Trek shows excluding Enterprise, so I decided to change that recently. Why did nobody warn me about the jizz alien episode? It's giving StarTrekkake
Commander Trip engulfed by the jizz alien
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Lol Lmao, even Doctor won't write the note, he wants to know who the fuck came up with that diagnosis. But the only imaging I've ever had done outside of dental x-rays was a MRI on my knee a few years ago, an x-ray for a kidney stone a decade ago, & an ultrasound on my upper neck 19 years ago.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Going back & forth between my doctor and my financial planner all morning has been exhausting, but apparently this can all be fixed by a quick note in the portal. Hopefully this gets fixed quickly.
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Extremely fucking pissed that my application for disability insurance got denied for a major condition *I literally do not have* and now I have to figure out if my doctor has an error on my medical records or if they just sent someone else's in
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ooo, that Clayface poster? DC going full-on body horror will absolutely get me to buy a ticket this October
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DynaMike @mikemikeymichael.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Fuck it, I'm gonna start aggressively barking at the house on my street with the piece of shit dog that camps out at the fence and barks at me every fucking time I walk past
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