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Mike Maples

@mikemaples.bsky.social
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Art is the curation of accidents. Screenwriter, working in LA. Oregon Duck.

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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 10h
Hey SKYDANCE you cool with this? You live here too dumbfucks. The Ellisons are gonna be buried by the collapsing AI bubble and will sell the assets to the lowest bidder. So hold that deal. You may have an out with Trump Media.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 10h
Let’s all celebrate 5 prime days a year now. Or fuck that and ket’s not.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 11h
While you watch Trump, the handful of skeezers are switching your drinks.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 11h
That was always the plan.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 14h
When Trump says “in two weeks” or “in a few weeks,” that does not mean he has a secret brilliant plan he’s about to execute. It means he has no idea, but wants to sound like he does, while keeping attention like a TV show going “all this excitement same time next week.” We’re a decade into this.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 11h
Ric Grenell doing the work he was hired to do.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 11h
We’re all being punished by men with premature ejaculation issues. Insecurity is their stupidpower.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 11h
He still has to make entertainment that appeals to more than 30% of this nations brain dead psychopaths. Good fucking luck as the best creatives migrate elsewhere. He. Will. Lose.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 15h
Golden Age.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mahahaha FFS 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t help but think the Plague story out of Russia may be the beginning of the event Trump will use to declare some kind of national emergency requiring the “postponement” of the elections. Putin would obviously be inclined to oblige him.
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Stand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 04/10/2026
Stand Up for Science is proud to endorse Will Lawrence @wewill2026.bsky.social for Michigan's 7th congressional district. A Stand Up for Science endorsement lets you know that a candidate is a champion of science and who will keep political and ideological influences out of the scientific process.
Will Lawrence campaign poster for Michigan’s 7th District

On the right hand side is a portrait of Will smiling. To the left is text that reads "A vote for Will is a vote for science and democracy." and "Will is a community organizer that says YES to universal healthcare, social security and quality housing; and NO to billionaire tax breaks and endless war."

Bottom right corner is a logo that reads "Stand Up For Science Endorsed"
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Moore’s law will make them obsolete before they even turn on the power.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That makes sense.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Hispanic voter polling numbers are likely the only reason and I’ll wager it’s far too late.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He didn’t just find out about this op did he?
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wonderful.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Top drawer.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Excellent point.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Russia, ever the clever player is using oil refineries to stop drones, genius!
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Diesel, gasoline, potash, etc. are physical things. Millions of tons of the stuff has to move from some locations to various other locations, facilitated by infrastructure that takes a while to develop. This isn't a video game. You can't just drag a resource bar and quickly shift where stuff goes.
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Medoyid_ua @rusni-pizda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mob money and kompromat built the guy, so calling him compromised is just stating the job description. The interesting part isnt the leash, its how many Western suits still pretend the dog is walking itself.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“I once knew a girl, or should I say she once knew me…”
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You’re the first. Well done.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I appreciate that.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Put a pin in your AI panic and read this thread because it’s not theoretical, it’s right fucking now. Clinical trials saved my life. I don’t want to be the last to benefit.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Rasta @rastasack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Voting isn't marriage. It's public transport. You're not waiting for "the one". You're getting on the bus. And if there isn't one going exactly to your destination, you don't stay home and sulk. You take the one that's going closest to where you want to be." #Vote for the Non-Felon #Voting #USPoli
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Brennan Center @brennancenter.org · 16/09/2026
From false claims that large numbers of non-U.S. citizens are illegally registered to vote to attacks on mail voting, here are five election rumors circulating ahead of the midterms. bit.ly/4yDljei
brennancenter.org
Five False Election Rumors to Watch For
Voters should expect recurring false election narratives to resurface in the coming months — and familiarize themselves with the facts.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I always assumed, (naively) that Republicans would finally stop Trump when his ignorance and vanity started to hit them in their wallets, but apparently we have to wait to him to destroy the dollar and bankrupt the country and you know what, that might not even be enough.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everyone of those first responders behind him know he’s 100% full of shit. It’s shameful that they don’t just walk away and leave him alone at that podium.
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Meta Resistance @metaresistance.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At 19, Memphis barber Darnell Wells set up a chair on the street and started cutting hair for free. His friend Zac Sherrod bought burgers so nobody left hungry. They expected two people. Darnell cut nine heads with five still waiting, and they handed out 30 burgers. 💈 #CommunityFirst
A young barber kneels in a parking lot, using clippers to trim the white hair of an older man seated in a red folding chair with a black cape over his shoulders. An inset photo in the top corner shows the same barber cutting another man's hair outdoors. Bold white headline below reads: "Meet the Black teen who gives free street haircuts to the homeless." Credited to Black News.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stay tuned.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m sure you hit it out of the park. 🙌🏻
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hehe.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Resist the urge to ping your manager in a week with a “just confirming that you got this.” 😉
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why? Must be an item on his “how can I ratfuck all the good things in life before I croak,” white board.
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Diane Strickland 🦋 @autisticannie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
THIS 🔥😶🔥
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Red meat?
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dem leadership really needs to wrap their collective heads around THIS!
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sold in the room.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trump has NEVER offered a solution to a problem that doesn’t make the problem worse.
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Patti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Memorial Day I think of our fallen soldiers who made the greatest sacrifice America they loved ! The pillar of everything good in the world A beacon of light the world wanted to be But now with deep sadness Please listen to Trump's America Listen to her .. LISTEN PLEASE Trump's America
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Reek Theon Greyjoy: Not Theon!
ALT: Reek Theon Greyjoy: Not Theon!
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is bullshit, unfortunately however, he may have trouble calling what he did with Epstein, “official presidential acts.”
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That is some truly unimaginative sub/dom pillow talk.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bread and Circuses.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No notes.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It feels to me like the middle of act 2, an act that will end with Trump growing tired of the attention she’s getting and sacking her. Act 3 will be a full blown fatal attraction bloodbath. I mean maybe.
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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The GOP won’t call it treason until the first Russian bombs fall on DC.
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