Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 10hHey SKYDANCE you cool with this? You live here too dumbfucks. The Ellisons are gonna be buried by the collapsing AI bubble and will sell the assets to the lowest bidder. So hold that deal. You may have an out with Trump Media. 000
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 10hLet’s all celebrate 5 prime days a year now. Or fuck that and ket’s not. 020
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 11hWhile you watch Trump, the handful of skeezers are switching your drinks. 0392
Reposted by Mike MaplesNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 14hWhen Trump says “in two weeks” or “in a few weeks,” that does not mean he has a secret brilliant plan he’s about to execute. It means he has no idea, but wants to sound like he does, while keeping attention like a TV show going “all this excitement same time next week.” We’re a decade into this. 2545483
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 11hWe’re all being punished by men with premature ejaculation issues. Insecurity is their stupidpower. 000
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 11hHe still has to make entertainment that appeals to more than 30% of this nations brain dead psychopaths. Good fucking luck as the best creatives migrate elsewhere. He. Will. Lose. 010
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I can’t help but think the Plague story out of Russia may be the beginning of the event Trump will use to declare some kind of national emergency requiring the “postponement” of the elections. Putin would obviously be inclined to oblige him. 120
Reposted by Mike MaplesStand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 04/10/2026Stand Up for Science is proud to endorse Will Lawrence @wewill2026.bsky.social for Michigan's 7th congressional district. A Stand Up for Science endorsement lets you know that a candidate is a champion of science and who will keep political and ideological influences out of the scientific process. 28029
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Moore’s law will make them obsolete before they even turn on the power. 131
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Hispanic voter polling numbers are likely the only reason and I’ll wager it’s far too late. 110
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Russia, ever the clever player is using oil refineries to stop drones, genius! 000
Reposted by Mike MaplesNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Diesel, gasoline, potash, etc. are physical things. Millions of tons of the stuff has to move from some locations to various other locations, facilitated by infrastructure that takes a while to develop. This isn't a video game. You can't just drag a resource bar and quickly shift where stuff goes. 1537059
Reposted by Mike MaplesMedoyid_ua @rusni-pizda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Mob money and kompromat built the guy, so calling him compromised is just stating the job description. The interesting part isnt the leash, its how many Western suits still pretend the dog is walking itself. 011
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“I once knew a girl, or should I say she once knew me…” 020
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Put a pin in your AI panic and read this thread because it’s not theoretical, it’s right fucking now. Clinical trials saved my life. I don’t want to be the last to benefit. 16417
Reposted by Mike MaplesRasta @rastasack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Voting isn't marriage. It's public transport. You're not waiting for "the one". You're getting on the bus. And if there isn't one going exactly to your destination, you don't stay home and sulk. You take the one that's going closest to where you want to be." #Vote for the Non-Felon #Voting #USPoli 31215405
Reposted by Mike MaplesBrennan Center @brennancenter.org · 16/09/2026From false claims that large numbers of non-U.S. citizens are illegally registered to vote to attacks on mail voting, here are five election rumors circulating ahead of the midterms. bit.ly/4yDljei brennancenter.orgFive False Election Rumors to Watch ForVoters should expect recurring false election narratives to resurface in the coming months — and familiarize themselves with the facts. 04131
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I always assumed, (naively) that Republicans would finally stop Trump when his ignorance and vanity started to hit them in their wallets, but apparently we have to wait to him to destroy the dollar and bankrupt the country and you know what, that might not even be enough. 000
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Everyone of those first responders behind him know he’s 100% full of shit. It’s shameful that they don’t just walk away and leave him alone at that podium. 110
Reposted by Mike MaplesMeta Resistance @metaresistance.bsky.social · 06/09/2026At 19, Memphis barber Darnell Wells set up a chair on the street and started cutting hair for free. His friend Zac Sherrod bought burgers so nobody left hungry. They expected two people. Darnell cut nine heads with five still waiting, and they handed out 30 burgers. 💈 #CommunityFirst 817254
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Resist the urge to ping your manager in a week with a “just confirming that you got this.” 😉 110
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Why? Must be an item on his “how can I ratfuck all the good things in life before I croak,” white board. 010
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Dem leadership really needs to wrap their collective heads around THIS! 000
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Trump has NEVER offered a solution to a problem that doesn’t make the problem worse. 010
Reposted by Mike MaplesPatti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Memorial Day I think of our fallen soldiers who made the greatest sacrifice America they loved ! The pillar of everything good in the world A beacon of light the world wanted to be But now with deep sadness Please listen to Trump's America Listen to her .. LISTEN PLEASE Trump's America 30622347
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comReek Theon Greyjoy: Not Theon!ALT: Reek Theon Greyjoy: Not Theon! 000
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is bullshit, unfortunately however, he may have trouble calling what he did with Epstein, “official presidential acts.” 110
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 20/08/2026That is some truly unimaginative sub/dom pillow talk. 000
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It feels to me like the middle of act 2, an act that will end with Trump growing tired of the attention she’s getting and sacking her. Act 3 will be a full blown fatal attraction bloodbath. I mean maybe. 110
Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The GOP won’t call it treason until the first Russian bombs fall on DC. 010