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Mike Maples

@mikemaples.bsky.social

4K followers 2.9K following 2.6K posts

Art is the curation of accidents. Screenwriter, working in LA. Oregon Duck.

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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I was telling my wife, I think Sasha Bublik and Elena Rybakina are the same person.

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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Sleepy Joe, indeed.

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

She needs to go back to the castle.

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

That your post showed up below this one made me laugh.

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

It’s unlikely they would go given Trump’s Truth Social post.

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Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Yeah, just some misguided “kids.”

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

My wife on her 60th agrees with you. 💕

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Look, he’s descended from the finest genes imaginable…

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

I’m smashin’ burgers all over the republic on my Blackstone.

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Kristi Noem quoting Corey Lewandowski:

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

I stole this.

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I wonder how many of us have the same exact stocks on our watch list.

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

I would attribute this but can’t remember who posted it.

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Same. Her name is Sylvie, but I call her Booger, or the Boog.

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Super easy get-rich-quick scheme: Go back in time. Invent Greenies dog toothbrushes, because if I don’t give my girl her morning greenie after pooping, I’ll need to go into a WitSec program.

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

🤔

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Your base wants healthcare, a safety net in retirement and cheaper food prices, you feckless moron, not some bullshit empty gesture like this, or making English the official language of the United States Of Southern Canada.

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Is AI writing Huff Post headlines now? Look at this mess.

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

I’m the blue dot bottom left. Feel surrounded. The column of smoke looks close. Hopefully Venice is far enough south. I got my go bag and stuff. “May you live in interesting times.”

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

This Palisades fire looks a bit close for comfort with these insane Santa Ana winds.

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Could there be a correlation?

Mike Maples @mikemaples.bsky.social · 05/12/2024