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Fantastic!! My great-grandfather owned a funeral home while I was growing up. And when my mom and aunt were kids they played hide and seek in the showroom. (No, we didn't need to watch 6 Feet Under, we had our own funeral home and dysfunction)

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 19h

I would have definitely watched a Bond style series of movies with her character as the lead and his as her side kick.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 20h

i said i liked it. i didn’t say it was good. post yours!

Movie poster for The Long Kiss Goodnight in which Geena Davis plays an assassin with amnesia and Samuel L Jackson plays a bumbling Shaft wannabe sidekick.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 20h

I had no idea this movie even existed

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 20h

Fruit delivery! Key limes, dragon fruit, big ass avocados, and lots of bananas (at least two varieties) #freshfruitfriday #fatbananafriday

First layer of fruit - key limes bananas, dragon fruit, avocado

Second layer of fruit. More bananas, avocado, dragon fruit.

Big avocado that is almost as big as my hand (I have big hands)

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm pretty sure that means they aren't out of your league and you should be nicer to yourself

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Of course I didn't answer, you taught me not to talk with my mouth full"

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Good way to force anyone with a mobility issue or disability that sometimes requires sitting out of the workforce. Which seems about right for this administration.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Based on your pics I'm not sure you could find one that fits. (Complimentary)

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why are my pants fitting uncomfortably all of a sudden... they're way too tight in the crotch suddenly

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tres leches cake soaking up all the milk.

A picture of two cakes in round cake pans with the tres leches liquid not yet absorbed pooling in top.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You're a nice person. You have a lovely penis.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Went to change the lightbulb on the porch light - which is a fixture I loathe but pretty far down in the list of things to update. Apparently the feeling is mutual.

Bulb minus the screw in part that was still in the porch light at the time this picture was taken. It has since been removed and a new bulb installed instead. The Bulb is dead! Long live the Bulb!

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We all just want Cher's closet from Clueless.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sunday farmer's market with my mil and her dog Sadie. Who is very happy to be here.

A gay guy with a poodle? Groundbreaking.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

More importantly, did the vampire lord accept???

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Also, I now have a new cologne I want to sample. Sounds like a cross between Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille and Oud Wood. (So something I would like and also would be likely tackle anyone wearing)

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Next you need to buy Slutty Little Glasses.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

" No honey, I'm not watching drag queens; I'm just waiting for the 700 Club to come on. Swear. Grindr is just an app on how to make sandwiches. "

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*Performs Riker Maneuver*

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Something something I'd violate that prime directive.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The way I do not feel like dealing with the chaos of my work inbox or IMs while I was out yesterday. Like I just want to be having coffee on the sidewalk in front of a cute cafe giving myself another day to get over yesterday. Debating saying fuck it and signing back off.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hug your pets for us today.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

They make vodka. Vodka kills cells. I would posit enough vodka to the right cells and potatoes might actually kill cancer. Or at least make you not care about it.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Emotional support tater tots. Is there anything potatoes can't do?

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This is not at all a trap by the witch who lives there.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Officially 19 years with the same company today. I interviewed the day my oldest nephew was born. I've literally been here long enough for my career to be a sophomore in college.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Wait till the ads graduate from utility totes to leather goods. (FYI Grams(28) and Songmont both have really nice bags)

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Powers restored and the greys, they are a greyin'.

Picture of a middle age gay guy who is creeping closer to not just daddy but silver daddy territory

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Can it be streamed live? Seeing someone running around with a sword would brighten my day

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You should feel blessed. 🤣

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

One thing about being up since 5am for a 6am meeting is that a quarter till 10 feels a lot like it should be 1 in the afternoon already.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The scene with the town counting down the greenhouse lights coming in is just ♥️♥️♥️

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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026

SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:

404media.co

We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility

We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

TIL skircle.me and skirkle.me take you to very, very different sites. One is a bunch of faces in multiple O shapes. And the other is picture of people you interact with.

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"Hi, yes, we've gathered you all here in the library today because you're all such a delight to have in class. We know this means many of you will miss gym and outdoor recess today, but we have a special test for you instead. This is our first weekly film club. You'll thank us later."

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Michael @mikeiam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Weekend visiting my side of the fam with @theotherbfg.bsky.social recap: Some really good stuff And one monumental, truly fucking garbage health update (not mine or his) Going to have to start making monthly trips down I think. Also, bsky is not letting me log into my second account.

static.klipy.com

Elmo on Fire

Alt: Elmo on Fire

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