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Mikehausen ⚒️

@mikehausen.bsky.social
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Kiwi living in South Devon. Dad of 2. Supporter of West Ham United. AEW fanatic. Harley Cameron superfan. Sprocker enthusiast. Twitter refugee seeking asylum #COYI #WAFM #WHUFC

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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ManCity supporters over on Muskistan want to know if you 'actually' believe what you're being told. Some of them almost pity you #MCFC
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love this take. Acceptance, except that still entails City's ultra wealthy owners being allowed to carry on as they were. Afterall, you don't tell these people what they can and can't do now do you? #MCFC #ManCity
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The #ManCity takes over on Muskistan are still as unhinged as ever. They're quite comfortable trying to shut down the media, wonder where they get that attitude from? Also, btw, City were found guilty. Having a right to appeal doesn't change that. #MCFC
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My son has just changed the system language on his tablet to Urdu and is frantically asking me to change it back. ngl, I'm gonna struggle with this one
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@maxrushden.bsky.social The Croatians look tired. Not the players, the supporters who are clearly up way past their bedtimes
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'd only turned in 20 seconds earlier and ..... gooooooal! England 1-0. Hazzaaaaaaaaaa!
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you've got a stream available, the Belgium v Turkiye game is a belter. End to end stuff
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Si Lloyd @smnllyd5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The season is already ruined by this City thing and their owners’ determination to drag it on. This is what happens when wealthy people not used to being told no are told to play by the rules. And again, also why state ownership of clubs shouldn’t ever have been considered - let alone allowed
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#ManCity victims meltdowns over on Muskisan continue. This guy claims to be receiving death threats now. Luckily for him, he's in the right place #MCFC
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An excellent explainer on why Man City's appeal is destined to fail. In addition to the text attached, Man City have already presented this 'irrefutable proof of innocence" to the panel. It got brutally refuted. They'll just be hoping an appeals panel believe them this time #MCFC #ManCity
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone really needs to teach Man City's exec and comms teams rhe meaning of the word irrefutable. Their irrefutable evidence (which they will be presenting again in appeal) has already been completely and scathingly refuted by the original panel. That is fact
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is almost, but not quite, as funny as when Saudi Arabia was simultaneously attesting to the Premier League that PIF was not an official government entity and arguing in American court that PIF was officially just the Saudi Government and thus exempt from a number of statutory regulations.
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More #ManCity Meltdowns from Muskistan. This one is a beauty. Can you imagine the uproar when it's revealed that Aston Villa are actually owned by ...... the government of Rwanda?! #MCFC
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I heard that the latest #SouthPark episode was titled 'Billionaire weenietown', I guess I don't really know what else I should have expected, but I wasn't prepared for that 🤦‍♂️🫣
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My first season watching the #NFL and I could almost be accused of being an NFL glory hunter, but my teams are looking good for a superbowl showdown. The Bill Buffaloes are 3-0 and the Jagsonville Jaxuars are 2-1. Please follow for a season of hot clueless takes from the wrong side of the pond 💪👊🏈
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More #ManCity meltdown takes from Muskistan. Can someone point out to these guys that David Ornstein is not Rui Pinto? He's also not the 3 member independent panel that delivered the verdict. He's just a journalist who broke a story, which was proven to be accurate 4 days later. Clueless 😂 #MCFC
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More #ManCity meltdowns over on Muskistan. This take is incredible. It'd be like watching Pulp Fiction and claiming there was no violence, d**g use, or colourful language in it #MCFC
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Over on Muskistan, the #ManCity supporters are slowly coming to grips with the situation #MCFC
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October 1st, and that means that Winston is back at his favourite beach. Little fella seems to be enjoying himself 😊
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looking at details in Man City verdict, other cases and leaked emails, it’s astonishing how brazen and straightforward this scheme was without anyone at the PL noticing. It took a computer hack and then leaks to bring it out into open. The oversight clearly couldn’t discover such an obvious scheme.
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The reason #ManCity never called Etihad (their principal sponsor) to give witness testimony is probably because there was evidence in the public domain which implicated them, such as this .... #MCFC
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Regarding Etihad. Two points to raise. 1) They cannot sue the Premier League for the findings of an independent legal panel 2) If the sponsorship deals were legit, why would #ManCity not call on their principal sponsor to give witness testimony during the hearing? That speaks volumes #MCFC
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Detailed and well written #ManCity punishment thread ⬇️⬇️
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here's what #ManCity expect us to believe. All Abu Dhabi (AD) sponsorships were paid by the companies in full. They needed financial assistance from the UAE govt (City's owners) to pay these sponsorships. So the sponsors were effectively sponsored. This is well over 80% of City's sponsorships #MCFC
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man City's immediate fixtures make me question if the verdict was delayed for dramatic effect. I knew their first fixture was away to Liverpool. It had escaped my attention that their first home fixture is against .... of all clubs .... PSG! That'll be awkward 😂 #MCFC #ManCity
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HAZZAAAAAA! (I'm watching the england game in the background) 2-0
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading the independent report into Man City's financial "arrangements" now, stopping after every paragraph, saying "Jesus"..."JESUS!"..."Holy fuck!" and again. This is beyond anything anyone imagined. Also started to wonder whether criminal proceedings are in the picture now.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Read this. Do. There has never been anything like it in the history of English football.
resources.premierleague.pulselive.com
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=JEyC...
youtube.com
Inside the Man City scandal, with Ornstein and Horncastle
YouTube video by The Athletic FC Podcast
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
iTV, you can fuck right off
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have been working on these stories for a decade now and the Independent Commission has now ruled. Even if some technicality appears, several different bodies have now discovered rampant cheating underpinned the emergence and success of the team that redefined English football. Seismic.
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Something in the PL's statement which people are missing is very significant. They have classified the inflated sponsorships as non declared associated party transactions. This means the PL considers Man City to be state owned, and thus their ownership of the club to be illegitimate!! #ManCity
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ManCity are gaslighting everyonr when they talk about their innocence. They have no chance of winning an appeal and they know it. Their cheating hurts the reputations of their owners & execs, corporations in Abu Dhabi who were complicit, the work of financial auditors at Deloitte, and many more
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So satisfying
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep. The one charge they got off was for non cooperation. There were several City sites and prominent social media accounts trying to con us into thinking that City got off "the main charge" which covered all of the financial accusations. Big nope on that one (not that there was a 'main charge').
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The cheating, year by year
Year

Total recorded Sponsorship Fees

Base Fees paid by

AD Sponsors

Tagged Sums

paid by ADUG

27.0

45

12.75

22.5

28.5

41.25

86.75

121.75

127.5

123.2

2009/10

2010/11

2011/12

2012/13

2013/14

2014/15

2015/16

2016/17

2017/18

136.17

140.59

145.73

16.0

16.0

160

16.0

16.0

11.0

11.0

70.75

105.75

111.5

107.2

120.17

129 59

134.73
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The league said the commission had found City used schemes “to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900m during the affected period, to appear to comply with financial rules”. £900 million.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million." That is an absolutely massive sporting fraud. www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
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Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's official now ...... www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Manchester City found guilty on all Premier League charges over rule breaches
Manchester City have been found guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
While there's some comically defiant #ManCity takes floating about on Muskistan, there are a few accounts that have always called City out for their fraud. This one is of the best. He's written in extensive detail about the charges and the process of the hearings up to this point. Worth a follow
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On Man City, I'm still asking the same question today that I was in 2020. If you believed they were innocent, what made you beleive that? Did the club ever behave in a way that was consistent with their message of irrefutable proof of innocence? Or were you being wilfully ignorant? #ManCity
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Over on Muskistan .... The #ManCity meltdown continues. Prefer for the million plastics march
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just seen the awful news that PAC has passed away. Absolutely numb right now. RIP to a phenomenal talent who's high flying, hard hitting, hyper athletic style helped reignite my passion for peo wrestling. 💔 #AEW #wrestlesky
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Over on Muskistan, it seems #ManCity supporters are clutching at straws
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great result for the mighty All Whites!! #AllWhites #NZFootball
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fwiw -- I think the 1 charge #ManCity have been cleared of is probably going to be minor. Likely to be one of the non cooperation charges close to the time that the charges were announced in 2023
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just had this sent to me. This guy is one of the more prominent Man City morons that I owe a massive receipt to over on Muskistan (had I not left the platform). Delusional doesn't even begin to cover it. It's so satisfying. Enjoy reality kicking you up the arse mate #ManCity
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was inevitable after Kane missed that penalty. Spain back in front
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Mikehausen ⚒️ @mikehausen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man City players keep gifting Spain goals. 2-2 Are they worried about playing Bristol Rovers next year?
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