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Mike Habetz

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 18h
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 19h
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 14h
And Palestinian children
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 14h
Get it done, Florida! We need a fighter like this in the Senate! youtube.com/shorts/BsiBd...
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Angie Nixon FIRES BACK at Heckler Over Black Panthers #AngieNixon #Florida #LamontTyson
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15h
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 17h
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I couldn't figure out how to just post the video, but if you follow the link, there's a 2 minute video that's worth watching. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/10...
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‘I’m rather proud’: Barrister, 94, arrested for supporting Palestine Action
Margaret Owen OBE, a celebrated human rights lawyer and friend of Ed Miliband’s late mother, talks to Al Jazeera.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Early voting is already underway in some states. From now until Nov 3, I urge you all to... 1) Help get out the vote 2) Protect our electoral machinery from interference 3) Not succumb to complacency, defeatism, or cynicism We are the only ones who can end this nightmare.
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's reassuring to have such a legit Pope on the case when the Antichrist is at large.
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now CBS is covering for pedophiles who have been convicted. Hadn't viewed Mike Johnson's endless efforts to keep the Epstein files from being released this way, but it seems like Trump doesn't hire anybody who doesn't have the taint of pedophilia to keep them loyal. He could be the 2nd pedo Speaker.
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got up at 8:00 and had coffee, but I hadn't eaten, so the strip steak and mashed potatoes and gorgonzola salad I'm now eating at 12:45 pm on a Sunday is technically my beakfast. My advice is, if you're going to have steak and potatoes for breakfast, use the good wine glasses.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yup
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What this country needs (as far as I can tell) is more Socialist Muslims in our politics. People in red states must be dying inside watching what this guy is doing for New York. We love you, Mr. Mayor!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Salsa is basically tomato, onion, and cilantro. You probably want to add a little lime juice and salt, and you may want to add some heat. But all you have to do is throw all of it in a food processor and it's salsa. It's way better than jarred and incredibly healthy. Extra healthy if you add parsley
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This 👇
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has everyone on here watched some Hassan Piker? It's so crazy to me that he has become this wildly controversial figure. He does not advocate for violence whatsoever. He's like a really smart, beefcakey, socialist Teddy Bear. He's basically Bernie Sanders if he were 50+ years younger and worked out.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bob Ballentine @raballentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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@Peg33 @peg33.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you haven't ever encountered Charlie Angus, look him up! He's awesome!
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
texans, you are going to see this clip once a week and twice on sundays until the election
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Excellent cartoon.
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I lived in Missouri, I'd be pretty embarrassed to live in a state that sent someone THAT stupid to the US Senate.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Stealthgirl 🫘 @stealthgirl21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once again, political cartoonists tell the truth by keeping things simple.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's inconceivable to me how someone who lost in a free & fair election can incite an angry mob to attack his own government, (the very definition of treason) & be allowed to run for any office ever again.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 29/09/2026
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if AI stocks have only gone up as much as they have because AI trading bots are buying them?
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This 👇
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just got an email from Misfit Market explaining that the reason I had received a mysterious shipment from them of an order I remembered putting in my cart but thought I had decided against was because it is their POLICY that any items left in carts are processed as ORDERS at the end of the night!
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just unsubscribed from the email list of a kitchen supply site I have been fond of for a few years now because I am suddenly literally BESIEGED by them with emails asking me to buy a juicer. But now I'm going through my email and I realize they're not alone.... AI strikes again!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope Zohran Mamdani thanked Benjamin Netanyahu for his UN speech, which only made Mamdani more likable. Even a gift basket would be nice.
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now we need to send her to Mike Johnson and have her quote his statement about how you can find out everything about his values by reading the Bible, and then have her ask for the chapter and verse where it says “Thou shalt shut down Congress to protect pedophiles.”
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teddyintn @teddyintn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Mike Habetz @mikehabetz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I went to Costco today. And I decided to visit the liquor store. And I found myself staring at a bottle of the good stuff. I’ve been planning to buy one, just so I’m ready… but I keep putting it off. And I thought, “What if I’m jinxing it by not buying that bottle?
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