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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Friends and lovers, it's your main man, Mike Dynamo. I'm coming at you with a new song from a soon to be released album called "I Wanna Pop With You (All Night)." Whatever We Wanna Do is a testament to the greatness of this pop project. I'm sure it will be as popular as you are.
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Gordon Wark 🤬💥😡🔥🕗🕕🕓🕖 @1stwark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Refocus.
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Awesome. Let’s all join in.
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Kramer's Angry Outburst with Jerry Seinfeld
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I thought Newt died 20 years ago
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Birthdays and stuff
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember, family, you have to love yourself before you can show love to everybody else. With that in mind, I say Happy Birthday to Mike Dynamo and the rest of the cancer survivors out there. We earned this. Let's enjoy it!
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My birthday present to myself, something you do when you turn 45, has been cancelled. No Lupe Fiasco. No Travis McCoy or Gym Class Heroes, and thankfully, no B.o.B. But most importantly, no seats with a chef I paid extra for. This hurts my SOUL! Also, kids today hate my brand CD bought hip-hop.
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I played football at Katy High. I never cared much until I learned about concussions causing CTE and wondered how such a thing might have affected me. Regardless… I can’t get enough of stories about it. Weird, right? mikedynamo.substack.com/p/are-you-re...
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Are You Ready For Some Football (Stories!)
I may hate American football, but I love the stories about it.
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Woo-boy! That Lanterns sure is something, huh? mikedynamo.substack.com/p/lanterns-e...
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Lanterns: Episode 6 - A Review
So much happened in this episode, I couldn’t spoil it if I wanted to.
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chad Powers is being played Russ Holiday who is being played by Glenn Powell … I think
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hateful mofos out here.
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I put out this song called l “I Want To Be Free.” It’s fun and you should check it out, because you’re fun too. open.spotify.com/track/2x4rTj...
Mike Dynamo has his thumb up because you’re both fun
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s interesting that a brand called “Chevrolet” is selling all these vehicles in Texas.
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Chevy Truck Driving on Highway
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am… so hungry. I want to be free like Marshawn Lynch
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Haaaaa
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It starts with an idea. Then, after several fights with your co-creators, it becomes a song! mikedynamo.substack.com/p/mike-dynam...
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Mike Dynamo Has New Songs Out!
Some great music to start the fall season!
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love when a live show is bananas. Jill Scott is supremely talented so don’t miss your chance when she comes to your town. mikedynamo.substack.com/p/jill-scott...
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Jill Scott Came To Houston Last Night And Surprisingly, I Got To Attended
I want to give a shout-out to Aunt Rita and her friends.
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol I never thought of it that way before lol
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mine doesn’t have a disk player. Did I get scammed? Aww…
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wanted a Sidekick so bad…
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
SEGAAAA!
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Far left? 🤨
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“I Want To Free” is out! In your music app type in, “Mike Dynamo, I Want…” and it should pop up! Oh snap! It’s on Bandcamp if you’d like to share some money with the cause. The cause of partying down! Woo!
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Watch out! Don't let the music take you over! Awww… too late. I Want To Be Free is part of your food life now. We're not sorry 😜 #IWantToBeFree open.spotify.com/album/6dxwWvYP2VLH…
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The song is “I Want To Be Free.” It’s cool. Go listen.
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friends and lovers, it’s a me, Mike Dynamo! My new song I wanna be free is out! Slide it into the background music particularly if Hunger is the topic. Purchase your forever, non-Sony, version on Bandcamp. That’s yours forever! Here are some pictures I took to make the track go down smooth.
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s funny how these short videos about Episode 3 of Lanterns shake out. Different races seem to say different things. mikedynamo.substack.com/p/lanterns-e...
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Lanterns Ep #3 Why I Think Such Interesting Things Were Said About The Show
I’m not trying to, but today I might be a bit of a race baiter.
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch
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Tasha @toshyou.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
NO media 1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended Wa Post buried it A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it Repost the march they buried
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Was she white?
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Swang and I swang and I swang to the left…
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just took my first trip into "Inner Computer City," and it was awful. Just awful. I need to get one of those word processors they had in the 90s, like I used at my Aunt's house. 😖
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This a weird thing to see about such an old word
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Songwriting and delicious food are the true loves of my life lol
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oooooh
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yup... that was definitely Auntie Lucky. She was in "Lanterns" form, however.
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This song was written for The Cancer Chronicles EP. Brain cancer scared me. I found out I had it due to a seizure I had. It was so bad my wife was afraid to call an ambulance for help. Luckily, they don't charge for that in Estonia. "One Way To Die" Please enjoy youtu.be/Y0XCCJg59F0
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Mike Dynamo - One Way To Die (Music Video)
YouTube video by Mike Dynamo
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New song coming out in September! Check it out, then eat something wonderful! I’ll be having some tres leches cake. #IWannaBeFree #mikedynamo
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mine was Michelangelo. But then I realized I was more of a Leonardo instead
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cool, but rude eh? We see you 👀
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ms. Dolly Parton, I never got to meet you, but I wish I did. I’d have asked wild questions about you and Burt Reynolds from “Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.” You would have asked me to leave but would have been so polite about it that I’d have loved you anyway May you enjoy your forever rest.
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They’re still selling THOSE???
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I haven’t even read this and I can’t stop laughing !
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
First episode in Lanterns and it’s already better than that last Green Lantern movie they made.
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m pretty sure John Stewart just had sex with Auntie Lucky from Deli Boys…
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Facebook is still alive! Somehow I went viral when criticizing a commercial by the governor of Texas, Ken Abbott. He's awful! Have fun. mikedynamo.substack.com/p/i-went-vir...
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I Went Viral On Facebook
I can’t lie... This story is very stupid.
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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Facts
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Maybe “Ken-lepto”
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Damn that was good. Who’s writing these! Keep up the good work
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Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m not going to say I hate Elon Musk… mikedynamo.substack.com/p/one-trilli...
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One Trillion Dollars. Let’s Take A Deep Look At What That Means
Wealth spreads like a virus amongst the wealthy, doesn’t it, Elon?
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