Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I told you there was a Rocket Racer movie coming, but you didn't believe me! Well, the comics believe, and that's all that matters! #GoRocketRacerGo 010
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Friends and lovers, it's your main man, Mike Dynamo. I'm coming at you with a new song from a soon to be released album called "I Wanna Pop With You (All Night)." Whatever We Wanna Do is a testament to the greatness of this pop project. I'm sure it will be as popular as you are. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Remember, family, you have to love yourself before you can show love to everybody else. With that in mind, I say Happy Birthday to Mike Dynamo and the rest of the cancer survivors out there. We earned this. Let's enjoy it! 010
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My birthday present to myself, something you do when you turn 45, has been cancelled. No Lupe Fiasco. No Travis McCoy or Gym Class Heroes, and thankfully, no B.o.B. But most importantly, no seats with a chef I paid extra for. This hurts my SOUL! Also, kids today hate my brand CD bought hip-hop. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I put out this song called l “I Want To Be Free.” It’s fun and you should check it out, because you’re fun too. open.spotify.com/track/2x4rTj... 010
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I am… so hungry. I want to be free like Marshawn Lynch 010
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“I Want To Free” is out! In your music app type in, “Mike Dynamo, I Want…” and it should pop up! Oh snap! It’s on Bandcamp if you’d like to share some money with the cause. The cause of partying down! Woo! 030
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Watch out! Don't let the music take you over! Awww… too late. I Want To Be Free is part of your food life now. We're not sorry 😜 #IWantToBeFree open.spotify.com/album/6dxwWvYP2VLH… 011
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Friends and lovers, it’s a me, Mike Dynamo! My new song I wanna be free is out! Slide it into the background music particularly if Hunger is the topic. Purchase your forever, non-Sony, version on Bandcamp. That’s yours forever! Here are some pictures I took to make the track go down smooth. 111
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just took my first trip into "Inner Computer City," and it was awful. Just awful. I need to get one of those word processors they had in the 90s, like I used at my Aunt's house. 😖 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Songwriting and delicious food are the true loves of my life lol 010
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026New song coming out in September! Check it out, then eat something wonderful! I’ll be having some tres leches cake. #IWannaBeFree #mikedynamo 010
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026First episode in Lanterns and it’s already better than that last Green Lantern movie they made. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Ok... hear me out. Someone needs to put an anteater on a shirt, facing to the right, with a red background that makes gas and coffee available. They should name that place "Suck-ees I promise you won't get sued. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Were I an eagle version of Donald Trump, I would die in office since eagles only live for 20 years. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Did you listen to Night Ledger (Deluxe Edition) yet? Nine additional songs! A few are brand new, like Love vs Lust, plus it has all of Dubberman's remixes! It's a perfect record! 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I heard it's going to be 116F today. If I melt, please remember me fondly. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I don't understand. Helen of Troy has always been Black. I couldn't have possibly been the only person who knew this. Don't act like you wouldn't take to the sea to rescue her. 010
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026To my ladies with long nail-ees, I have a question. How often do you stab yourself? 'Cause I feel like I might have stabbed a hole under my chin. Photo by Raul De Los Santos on Unsplash 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It's amazing to see the state of Texas have an F rating as a state, and have A rating for its chief grocery store, H.E.B. I suppose racists still need to eat. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026There's nothing I love more than a wealthy, biracial, Absolute Catwoman. 010
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Never in my natural Black life have I ever seen an advertisement or showing of "Mahogany" starring Diana Ross and Billy Dee Williams. Are the Cinematic Black Pain activists right? 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Timbaland, my ex-favorite producer, spoke sadly in a documentary about the love he had for Aaliyah who tragically died in a plane crash. Then I saw a particular resemblance of the star in his ex-wife... Didn't get it then. Totally get this "burgeoning asshole" behavior now. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026We need to talk more about President Trump's breath. The woman he's holding far too close for a married man must mean his breath smells like pickled garbage. We know you don't wash your legs, but at least do your mouth. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026We need to talk more about President Trump's breath. The woman he's holding far too close for a married man must mean his breath smells like pickled garbage. We know you don't wash your legs, but at least do your mouth. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Night Ledger by Mike Dynamo x Dubberman came out recently. We're looking at making a few more videos, too. Here's a piece of one right now! This goes out to all the Stupid Stupid Men and all the stupid things we say/do/go to jail for. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026We should talk about Chamillionaire more. He's one of the of of the few rappers to use his industry money and slide into the investment game. He also got fake arrested by Debo (Tiny "Zeus" Lister) in his "Riding Dirty" video and this picture was too funny to hang around on my computer. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Donald Trump was best friends with a Jewish Mossad Agent named Jeffrey Epstein. Trump looks like he's holding on to that woman way too tightly. #Truthisstrangerthanfiction 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Night Ledger by Mike Dynamo x Dubberman came out recently. We're looking at making a few more videos, too. Here's a piece of one right now! This goes out to all the Stupid Stupid Men and all the stupid things we say/do/go to jail for. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026We should talk about Chamillionaire more. He's one of the of of the few rappers to use his industry money and slide into the investment game. He also got fake arrested by Debo (Tiny "Zeus" Lister) in his "Riding Dirty" video and this picture was too funny to hang around on my computer. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Wouldn't you think a guy named Wayne Knight would spend his nights as Batman? 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Wouldn't you think a guy named Wayne Knight would spend his nights as Batman? 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Booo! Columbus booo! You suck just like my suburban education! open.substack.com/pub/dynamoverse/p… 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Just heard Record Exec Clive Davis (FINALLY) died at 94. Get ready! Mariah Carey is going to throw a HUGE party 010
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Just heard Record Exec Clive Davis (FINALLY) died at 94. Get ready! Mariah Carey is going to throw a HUGE party 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Danger Zone! One would think that line was created by Kenny Loggins for the film Top Gun starring Tom Cruise. Not true! The place it happened before was the 1970s Jackson 5 song called "The Love You Save." More like "Highway to the Jackson Zone," amIrite? 020
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026My favorite thing about President Trump is how he does the opposite of everything he says he's going to do. Oh… and that he farts and/or poops his pants a lot. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Night Ledger is what's up, Bluesky. I think you already knew that, but search us out or hit us on Bandcamp below mikedynamo.bandcamp.com/album/mike-d... 021
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The album, Night Ledger, gave me a very fun listening party! I highly suggest you try one on your own release! This person is Associated with a Nervous Distance that Recognizes the energy with which she Digs in, but struggles to Act her way out. Of course! NIGHT LEDGER 020
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026You guys want to hear something cool? Simply go to your chosen music app and search for "Mike Dynamo" and "Night Ledger," and you'll get a full album as a prize! 010
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026This White on White crime is making me sick! White people need to work on this to fix their community. Good thing the murderer had 46 years before the cops got him. www.cnn.com/2026/05/10/us/mitchell-… 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Sometimes I see a paper with new stuff on it, but it takes a few seconds to recognize it. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026When do you guys think you're too old to be making new music? 75? 90? 110? 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Good news, everyone. I finished all 7 episodes of the new Daredevil series and only had to rewind 20 minutes after waking up. Matt or Kingpin should have taken the deal and left New York forever. I want to see Wilson Fisk give up mobile and work at a greasy spoon in Athens, GA. 020
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Daredevil: Born Again makes me take a yt nap every time I try to watch it. 010
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Tell all your international friends that America has too many shootouts, and they should wait a few years before coming through. You know Americans greet each other with guns. Pew pew pew. 000
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I always thought that it was Mark's idea to have his people come to Earth and impregnate everyone. Apparently, this time, it was not. Who knew? 010
Mike Dynamo @mikedynamo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026"What you waiting for? Let the freak show begin…" Been Around The World (Remix) - Sean "Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Diddy, Love" Combs We really should have seen that coming. 000
