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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 54m

It's like a goddamn Edgar Allen Poe story

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 2h

This John Shade sure could write!

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Would this make her a member of the half a mile high club?

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I mean, what are the chances that the two biggest douchebags in Hollywood want to high school together

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Call me naive, call me egotistical, call me whatever, but when the phone rang this morning, my very first thought was, "2026 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine?!"

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Really digging this pumpkin spice enema!

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you've never read a single book, I wouldn't brag about that fact

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. Just warriors," Hegseth said on Wednesday. This could describe every one of my friends.

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dancing alone and nude in my mcmansion’s living room to “Open Arms”

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There's nothing worse than overconfident fucking stupidity

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🔥JACK SMITH: "Trump engaged in serious crimes against 🇺🇸- a criminal scheme to prevent a lawful transfer of power... the rule of law faces challenges unlike any we've experienced. I won't be silenced by threats of prosecution. While fear may be contagious, courage is as well."

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Dad, you did well in school, right? You were a straight A student like me?” “Oh, yes, sweetie. Very much so!”

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dumb as shit but so fucking confident in their stupidity

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Need a recording studio in Manhattan for an hour tomorrow to record an actor for my latest project. Anyone know of any good ones? Thanks.

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ofclarence looking good today

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Very much so, yes. Great scene. Terrific actor, too. Love this.

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

3000 fucking glorious pages. Cannot wait. Talk about a genius.

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Finally saw the new Han Solo movie. Pretty lame plot: Han is offered $80,000 to haul 400 cases of Coors beer from Texarkana, Texas to Mos Eisley in less than 24 hours. Can he do it?

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wanna feel old? It’s been forever that U2 has sucked.

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A freeze frame from my sex tape

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I much preferred Tattoo to Lawrence

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Anyone know who this is? If you do, I'd be very impressed.

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is the world the Heritage Foundation, Opus Dei, the American Enterprise Institute, the Cato Institute, all the far-right lunatics have wanted and fought to achieve for decades. They'll take off for their private retreats when things burn to the ground. In the meantime, enjoy!

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

More money to his fucking cronies and kids?

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There's a lot of talent in New York City, yes, but a lot of it sucks

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve been taking Duolingo Yiddish for the past few years. All of my grandparents spoke it. Anyway, here’s a list, all true, of my favorite phrases from the course. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-...

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s the first official day of FALL!! It’s the official change of seasons! Which can only mean one thing! A coked out Steve Walsh of Kansas playing every instrument on stage while wearing yellow gym shorts!!!

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ah look. It's the Doge Douches!

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My wife is in couple's counseling with another man

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No more arts. But this instead. Wonderful.

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Something went very very wrong with this motherfucker

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Depression is a goddamn beast. Wishing him well. ❤️

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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Best sentence ever! "Was watching One Lone Man last night, Burt Reynolds in the most obscure role of his life, playing the William Golding character “Master of Bladed Weapons.”

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