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Mike Batz

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My mother hung me on a hook once. Once.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
My body is a machine
A diagram of a human head with highlighted sections, eye, brain, mouth, and the words "My body is a system of complex machines, taking in and processing information, and turning it into the dumbest thing you've ever heard"

From the mouth come the words "yeah I think if some guys tried to break into my house I could take them out with my nunchucks."
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@gruber.foo Your post on the Pixel II HiLight and @joannastern.bsky.social fond memories of the BlackBerry blinking light reminds me of the thrilling day you excerpted my pseudonymous tumblr way back in 2010. daringfireball.net/linked/2010/...
daringfireball.net
Wad City: ‘Why I Miss the Blinking Red Light’
Link to: http://wadcity.tumblr.com/post/904745882/why-i-miss-the-blinking-red-light
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s just math: every 830,000 button pushes is the same as murdering an infant.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What?!! I’ve looked for these the last few years whenever I was pulling together a cheese board or whatever. It never once crossed my mind they stopped making them.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We also published the tool for analysis and visualization as an R package on GitHub (github.com/cdcgov/ifsac...).
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GitHub - CDCgov/ifsac.trendr
Contribute to CDCgov/ifsac.trendr development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So now the AI Sloplords are not just creating fake bands but dropping slop songs into real bands pages so they get auto-plopped onto Release Radar playlists… awesome.
Spotify Screenshot of generic/AI album art for a n song purporting to be by rock band The Evens but which is clearly slop: the song title “Holding on to Nothing” in sans serif font (same as in the other image)
Spotify Screenshot of generic/AI album art for a n song purporting to be by rock band Black Tambourine but which is clearly slop: the song title “Chasing Shadows” in sans serif font (same as in the other image)
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@bobfreelander.bsky.social are you still doing the director t shirts? went looking but couldn’t find again.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Digging the new tune from Ned Collette. Like so many of his songs, it urges you to stop what you’re doing and really listen.
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Ned Collette - Curious Thing
YouTube video by It Records Melbourne
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Wow, near the very end of the most recent ep of The B-Side podcast, John Sayles says he was working on a script with Joe Dante for a sequel to the classic ant movie “Them!” Give it to me nowwwwww! #filmsky pod.link/520164968
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The Film Stage Presents
Listen to The Film Stage Presents wherever you get your podcasts!
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Today’s a good day to listen to Silver Jews and Purple Mountains and think about who and what we’ve lost.
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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Oh, oh, oh, I'm lightning Oh, oh, oh, I'm rain Oh, oh, oh, it's frightening I'm not the same I'm not the same I'm not the same
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Fugazi
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is a few years before my time but damn did I spend a lot of time in this place as a kid. Wonderland lasted 60 years, from 1965-2024.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Really interesting paper that looks at the agglomeration of influence at the intersection of science and international policy across a bunch of domains.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well goddamn this is good
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
bran wisps are a straight edge band with 3 guitarists and two vocalists and their longest song lasts 43 seconds
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Not a day goes by in 2026 that I don’t think about quitting my job to open a mini-golf course full of holes like this
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Found some of my old writing. Do not recommend.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
At this point, bring it on.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
No matter what religion you have No matter what part of the world you come from to here This piece of dirt under our feet Doesn't belong to just one person The person with the most lawyers doesn't own all of it It belongs to everybody
youtu.be
This Land is Your Land
YouTube video by Mojo Nixon - Topic
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The internet is really useful for self-diagnosis. Like just now I thought I was having a mental break but then came here to learn I wasn’t hallucinating the NYT Spelling Bee completely resetting to a new set of letters mid-morning.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
YOU MUST TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Halfway through Ring Shout and it rules
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
PSA: this album absolutely rips. So excited for their upcoming US tour.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
One of the little things I miss about living in DC is hearing the go go beat everywhere. I was lucky enough to catch Chuck Brown a couple of times and I’m so glad his legacy continues to grow. Also, I want that shirt!
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Watched “The American Friend” last night and “The Brutalist” today. What should I watch tomorrow to keep this bleak “Americans using and degrading Europeans” run going? 📽️
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
From firing offense to hiring condition in one day
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Dr. Jeffrey Kavanaugh 🇨🇦 @jlkavanaugh.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
With today’s high of -21°C (-6°F), this seems like a good day to mention one of my favourite words: Apricity (n.): the warmth of the Sun in winter. Here’s Logan, enjoying some.
Logan, my Labrador retriever, begrudgingly sitting in the bright sunlight for a photo. Taken during a walk in our snowy neighbourhood.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
First it was a poppy seed bagel covered in tiny ticks and now it’s a bat that looks like a doughnut.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Some days I feel pretty normal and then I remember that my favorite candy are black licorice “salty herrings.”
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
That’s right, this outbreak is older than your fourth grader. WGS has utterly transformed our ability to solve these kinds of outbreaks caused by dispersed, repeated contamination.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
For sure The O but also…
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I find myself suddenly, randomly, and painfully nostalgic about See/Hear, the rad zine/book store in the East Village that I loved to visit in the 90s and very early 00s whenever I made my way to the city. Made a mark on me, that place.
vassifer.blogs.com
Back to See/Hear
It's been closed now for a decade, but since it's been gone, it seems almost inconceivable that such a place even ever existed, ... much like the neighborhood it once called home. See/Hear was an inde...
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I’m apparently a Millennial at work: 45% Millennial 35% Gen Z 20% Gen X 0% Boomer As a late Gen Xer I don’t know if I should be embarrassed in a how-do-you-do-fellow-kids kind of way or happy that I’m capable of change. Probably both.
washingtonpost.com
Do you talk more like a millennial or a boomer at work? Take this quiz to find out.
What your communication habits at work say about you and how that might differ from your boss and colleagues.
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
It’s not a food safety snowglobe but it’s not not a food safety snowglobe #foodsafety dementedpenguins.com/products/mad...
Snowglobe showing a cow with a cleaver about to attack a butcher
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
It’s not worth $35 but…
cognitive-surplus.com
A Prayer For Useful Data Cocktail Candle
You’ve tried everything else, you’ve begged, bargained and pleaded with the gods of good data, so here’s a candle to light when you just need one good data set. What harm could it do? This candl...
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
There’s also a three minute video with Grady Hendrix waxing poetic about it in an open-collared polyester shirt and furry tiger-print blazer. Glorious!
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
This is. Incredibly kind.
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Berna Devezer @devezer.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
I could not be less surprised by this. I am a data point. I've watched so many (and I mean TOO MANY) of my women colleagues experience the same. Women networks in academia are so fragile because there's never a sense of security or permanence. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
nature.com
Toxic workplaces are the main reason women leave academic jobs
Women feel driven out by problems with workplace culture more often than by lack of work–life balance. Women feel driven out by problems with workplace culture more often than by lack of work–life...
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Mike Batz @mikebatz.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Vitreous humor was the name of the comic I did for my high school newspaper. Still think it’s a cool term.
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