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Mike Holm

@mike-holm.bsky.social
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Writer, reader, coder, slacker. Vegan. Sports card enthusiast. Check out my awesome web site PYTChecklists.com

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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me, whenever someone mentions Bronny James. Mea
Mean girl saying "Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen"
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎶I’m a creep. I’m a lew-ew-ser.
Top half of Mark Zuckerburg’s head, wearing Meta Creep Glasses
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tr*mp: "But remember, if I weren't here, there wouldn't be a Saudi Arabia. There wouldn't be an Israel. There wouldn't be various other countries also." WTF is he talking about? Also, he looks totally lost in that photo.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt, in the car on the way home: "Oh yeah, well the jerk store called..."
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth: "I personally check every soldier's morning boner to make sure he's man enough to serve."
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Congrats to Tammy Duckworth for making it to the clown show.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He means licking Tr*mp's ass.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man, Tommy Lee really liked the cowbell on Too Fast For Love.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This mans' imagination is next level
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oz making the case for universal healthcare.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jesus would treat Donald Trump like he were a money changer’s table and rush to angrily flip him. Glory!
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy motherfucking Constitution Week everyone!
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Margaret G @mls0308.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here's when early voting begins each state. 👇 *** Be sure and check that you are still registered.*** Find out at Vote.org #VoteBlue #Pinks
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hard to believe Steve Scalise is a lying fuck.
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They told me that if I voted for Kamala we'd get a president who was too emotionally unstable for the job. And they were right!
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The funny thing about Disney releasing the original version of Star Wars next year for the 50th anniversary is that for YEEEAAAARRRS Lucas and Disney claimed they couldn't release it becuase it had been lost forever. Luckily they found it in time to cash in on the 50th.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CBS Commentator: This is a Titans team that we expect to struggle this season. Me: Every season...
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s kind of refreshing to see good old-fashioned photoshopping in the age of AI slop.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BREAKING: Tr*mp to rename 9/11 to 9/America.
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Dr. Liz: Life in the Aftertimes @lgkatzphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If Hitchcock made films today.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Another season? Yes, please.
Announcement from Apple TV that another season of the show Severance is coming.
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John Turiano @jturiano-author.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Available now for preorder at a discount. 👇 www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGG3LNGN The year is 2058. Humans are no longer the most intelligent beings on the planet. Will we survive the next evolution in intelligence? #CoverReveal #newbook #newbookrelease #booksky
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Map of Lake Ontario with name "Lake Go Pound Sand" in honor of our president
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“WeBuilt This City on Rock & Roll” being used in a toilet paper ad is really what that song deserves.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Delightful little tune. youtube.com/shorts/ollyo...
youtube.com
Dolly Parton wrote and performed a song live in person for Johnny Carson in 1979 
YouTube video by Baste Records
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He should fire whoever signed the most recent trade agreement with Canada.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A note for our guests. #caturday
A bathrooom towel rack with several rolls of toilet paper propped on it, one unwrapped. Below, on the wall behind the empty toilet paper rack, a post-it note that reads, "Our cat destroys toilet paper..."
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who among us has not ridden in the trunk of an SUV?
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don’t know, maybe this incompetent clown should be fucking fired?
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Marco Rubio sitting on a couch in the Oval Office with text overlaid saying "I could have slept in a locker room if I knew that's what he likes that's not special anyone can do that try wearing shoes that don't fit"
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
These are someone’s Golden Years.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh, nothing. Just watching a bootleg of a Twisted Sister concert from 1986, as one does on Saturday night.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Imagine if the Republicans cared as much about our sailors as they do about Dr Fauci.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If I learned that 99% of readers prefer AI-derived stories, I’d write my stories for the 1%.
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R.E.M. @remhq.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We’re celebrating 40 years of “Fall On Me” today (the first single from the band’s fourth album Lifes Rich Pageant was released on this day in 1986). The video was filmed & directed by @michaelstipe.bsky.social
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So Tr*mp is a total chickenshit. He's truly the leader MAGA dipshits deserve.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If nothing else, Tr*mp's idiotic self-own war in Iran has shown the US's ass with regard to our low supply of weapons.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Old School hot take: professional athletes should not compete in the Olympics.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
100% certain this chickenshit asshole is going to be a lobbyist when he leaves the senate and wants to keep in good graces with the party so he doesn't lose access.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Werner Herzog didn’t drag a boat over a mountain just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable.” youtu.be/iP-H16OYOqE?...
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Fitzcarraldo - The Rising Ship
YouTube video by Henrique Tomé
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Why is having a job like dancing? Because you’re going twerk!
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Republicans are shit.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tr*mp cheating to win a tournament at a club he owns is a level of pathetic that few people have achieved.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Not sure whose job it is to put up temprary signage in the construction zone on I-294 south of O'Hare, but they are doing a piss poor job of it. Had to change lanes last second twice due to lack of warning.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The first sign of the singularity will be that we don't need Sam Altman to tell us it has arrived.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
To view the doom scroll in its entirety from beginning to end would be to invite madness.
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Mike Holm @mike-holm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m ready for the power to come back on.
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