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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the AI has now recruited humans to help consume water
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
until it left the water it was legally a boat
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
feels like trading scenes and subcultures for aesthetics and mood boards was a bad deal
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ok these are pretty funny and that headline is hilarious. they should just let people fly in the 👏🏻 overhead 👏🏻 baggage 👏🏻 compartment 👏🏻
Headline: United Airlines Exploring Viability of Stacking Them Like Cordwood, published November 2, 2009

Image of a TSA Agent sending limp passengers through the baggage scanner, with a stack of passengers behind
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“$99 flights, coast to coast. We hope you aren’t expecting safe evacuation procedures”
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and smoke is just particles on a different scale
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
there there little chef, don’t sweat the small stuff, sweat the onions
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh no. where was it? just so I know how to avoid them, of course
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if they renamed the Chevy Bolt to the Honda E they’d sell one million in a year
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we used to donate our cpu cycles to folding proteins
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this (javascriptly)
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am in Denver and each breath is failing to deliver the oxygenated payload I am used to
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this question is for people who live in Denver ONLY: how do you breathe
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if you watch the screensaver long enough, they show you the kid whose suffering makes roku city utopic
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that’s how I diagnosed my CPU fan bearing problem, tho I did it unscientifically (stuck a pen into the fan blades while it was spinning). just had to replace the fan, not the whole enchilada
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what happens if you isolate one fan at a time by unplugging or taping it to stop rotation?
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TIL sudo has a logo and it is a sandwich
sudo sandwich logo, a reference to xkcd’s “sudo make me a sandwich” gag
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dadsappear
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I had a lot of fun hanging out with you too! Covid really did make things harder
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh no shade at all, I’m absolutely thrilled about the fact that we’re everywhere and don’t always have to like the same things or fulfill the same stereotypes
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
in the years since that warning, my definition of success has become more expansive
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was once warned about these people: “assimilationists”, they said, were a burden to the cause. That every stealth trans person represented a failure
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
but the phenomenon is real. I thought it was an accident at first, encountering trans people with no other trans friends, but in fact some actively resist it
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“The Trans People Who Don’t Hang Out With Us” if I was an essay-writing type I’d write this essay but I’m not so I won’t
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
as a recent convert to the good word of Mayonnaise this is giving me some doubts
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Thanks, I Hate It @mikevago.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We’ve heard this stupid hype before.
theonion.com
New E-Toilet To Revolutionize Online Shitting
PALO ALTO, CA—In a revolutionary breakthrough with the potential to forever alter the way humans defecate, Palo Alto-based Internet company Ascent Technologies announced Monday the successful developm...
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The colors look lovely! Can’t wait to see how the final piece turns out
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Are you trying to use it or store it? I find it helps to tuck the end of a yarn cake & pull from the middle. It does eventually collapse but way later
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the little plastic inserts for slotting different iPods into the charging base
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve crocheted a whole blanket before (twice!) and it’s fine but the traditional move is to make granny squares and then whip stitch them together. Also makes for more interesting patterns and you can do pixel art
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if its possible to have this kind of week somewhere else I'm going to keep looking for it. but i havent found it yet so i'm going to keep coming here.
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
anyway, the man burns tonight and so shall everything we put on the walls inside that little speakeasy, including the x-ray of that guy’s ribs who broke them building the thing.
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
they’ve been watching all of this. the mountains that are too far away to catch the glint of a thousand fires have been there, watching. and the sky, and the clouds, and the dust.
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it glows and builds and crests and crashes and the comedown is brutal. and then the sun rises on Monday morning and most of the city has been torn down and you notice the mountains.
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
when the energy collects like this, when you put it all in one place, theres a tesseract at every street corner and its in this form that cannot be named. it glows.
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i feel it here. Ive felt it since day one. It usually takes the whole week to build but it does. Some say it was stronger in previous years but i dont give a shit
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i feel it in ritual. I feel it at a good rave. Some communes have it as a fixture. But it moves and dissipates and doesn’t tell you where it’s going
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ive been seeking for years for a particular type of energy that’s felt missing from my life. The old religions probably cultivated it at some point
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
out of a hundred little interactions, that one touched me the most. I related because, yeah, there’s a stability here centered in ritual thats so hard to find elsewhere. It’s rare
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
and these moments often come at a time when im focusing on the vapid outer layer with disgust. its like the playa knows what i need to encounter.
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
that’s the kind of shit that keeps me coming back. Not in the way of Burning Man being some kind of sappy charity but having these little energy encounters. Touching the bones of it all
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
so we found the speakeasy in the base of the man and met a guy from build crew who’s been out here since May. He said working for Burning Man has given him a stability he hasn’t had in years
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
cooked a camp meal in a windstorm. instead of lamenting the dust in the food I thought of Dune. There’s spice in the food…
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
cooked a camp meal in a windstorm. instead of lamenting the dust in the food I thought of Dune. There’s spice in the food…
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the meshtastic folks at the meetup were not impressed with my Bluesky bridge. they said i had a problem. i am deferring introspection on this
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*johnny cash voice* i pissed myself today…
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it’s so easy to make totalizing gestures. theyre just sitting there. i have seen three things and now declare my theory of all 3,000,000,000 of them
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
disconnecting is the point of burning man, man. for everyone else tho, not for me
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
getting this sense this might be the most online burn ever. nobody wants to admit they’ve got a starlink password but everyones got a starlink password
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mikayla @mikayla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it’s been quite dusty for 2 days and we’re in for a third. whats unique is the persistence, usually whiteouts come in bursts but this has been constant. StruggleBurn 2026
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