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Mika 💚

@mika.rip
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I stream on twitch, I watch too many movies, and I love drinking redbull. Business: mika@nani.gg where to find me: ripmika.carrd.co

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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 03/08/2026
can't access bsky on my phone anymore because i live in texas and i have to verify my age through a third party WHICH I REFUSE TO DO
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The Shark Tank Out of Context @thesharktankooc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 20/07/2026
Realizing the mosquito truck is not common with people that didn’t live on the coast
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 19/07/2026
Yall think my chronic migraines have anything to do with me consistently seeing how long I could hold my breath riding my bike behind the mosquito truck as it sprayed bug repellant as a kid?
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 29/06/2026
The latest season of Love Island UK is so funny because 98% of the time, people are fighting and lying to each other and then it’ll will hard cut over to this one couple who got together on day 1 and are just having a fun vacation at this point lounging in the sun and calling each other angel.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 29/06/2026
My hockey team has been on a bit of a losing streak this season but we just won our first game 3-2 and cheered so hard that I got this notification. 🥰 Such a fun game.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 27/06/2026
Feel free to tell Kat and I to stop streaming next time we have migraines btw bc why did we think it would end well
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MAK Chats Out of Context @makchatsooc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 23/06/2026
Btw Mike Babcock notoriously went through players phones and forced them to show the entire team what was in their phones and also made Mitch Marner, as a rookie, privately rank his teammates from most hardworking to lazy and then SHARED THE LIST WITH THE TEAM.
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The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki.com · 21/06/2026
in case you forgot that it's pride month here's your reminder that like most of this account and a very good chunk of the scp wiki exists because of weird trans women. thank you weird trans women
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 20/06/2026
Leviticus RULED by the way. The horrors of conversion therapy and judgement of queer love. Very tense and the leads were fantastic.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 17/06/2026
diva down 😔
the diva in this photo is wearing a heated eye mask, laying on a heating pad, and topping it all off with a pink ice pack to fend off the headache that attacked her out of nowhere
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 14/06/2026
Zohran Mamdani, what an angel. Don’t even live in NYC but I follow his account bc MAN does it feel hopeful to see someone in a public servant position actually, joyously, helping and embracing and loving his city and its people.
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Richard Meredith @rtm223.me · 12/06/2026
"We're shipping so much more code with AI!" "Good, stable code?" "Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"
Various graphs related to AI coding adoption, titled "The Acceleration Whiplash"

Epics (features) : +66.2%
Features: +33.7%
Pull Requests: +16.2%
Code Churn: +861%
Incidents (per PR) : +242.7%
Monthly incidents: +57.9%
Bugs per developer: +54%
Bugs per PR: +28.7%
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 10/06/2026
My outward love language? Learning how to make Italian hoagies at home for my sweet guy who misses New Jersey
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 08/06/2026
Not sure what happened to me in the last week but I went from a tomato hater to snacking on tomatoes.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 08/06/2026
How am I supposed to not turn into a sobbing mess when she comes to me to snuggle and then looks at me like this when I take 2 seconds to do something other than pet her
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 08/06/2026
You ever just look at your dog and start fucking crying like a loser bc you wish they could live forever?
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 06/06/2026
Do game devs know that there are other months outside of September to launch their game in
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 04/06/2026
I, for one, am so excited to know everything there is to know about Faye - the woman who loved Kratos, the God of War, so fully that he changed his entire worldview and softened and grieved her so openly and vulnerably when she died.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 01/06/2026
forgotten to take my ssri's so much this month that I don't even need to get a refill :' )
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 31/05/2026
It terrifies me that statistically there is someone out there who’s favorite Chris Redfield is the one from RE Biohazard.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 31/05/2026
Saw someone say “they should make another Obsession and gender swap the roles” and….baby that is just an unstoppable lived experience for femmes. Except the male Nikki would ghost you for a week in between everything going on and tell you he’s not looking for something serious.
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MAK Chats Out of Context @makchatsooc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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MAK Chats Out of Context @makchatsooc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 29/05/2026
Friendly reminder that Brad Pitt is an abuser and there is literal documented federal evidence proving it along with the fact that ALL 6 of his children have taken Pitt out of their names and refuse to speak to him. Every time I bring it up, people are shocked because no one talks about it.
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jude paw picture diary 🥪 @judepaw.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
actually i kinda *do* think using genAI should be such a social faux pas that the user is marked as a pariah and no longer feels welcome in the community. "AI is bad" is no longer an abstract (it never was), my city has been under a boil water advisory for a week because of AI data centers
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 26/05/2026
2am is actually the perfect time for my dog to finally get fully and loudly interested in eating the bully stick that I gave her 2 days ago that she didn’t care for at the time.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 24/05/2026
The plot just seems so interesting
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 24/05/2026
Definitely gonna be watching Masters of the Universe for the plot
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 23/05/2026
Got a visit from a beautiful southern flannel moth today while out in the backyard. Initially was unresponsive in the grass so I thought it was a honeybee overloaded in pollen and brought it inside. It flew a lap around the kitchen and landed back on my hand before I took it back to the backyard.
Male southern flannel moth sitting on the fingers of a hand. You can tell it’s male as it has fluffy antennae, which it uses to detect the female flannel moths pheromones at large distances. Male southern flannel moth hanging out on the lid of a cardboard boxAnother angle of a male southern flannel moth on the side of a cardboard box.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 22/05/2026
can't stop thinking about dead space (i just started playing it for the first time today)
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 11/05/2026
Feel like life played a goddamn Exodia the Forbidden One against me this week.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 09/05/2026
How wonderful it is to have two best friends that I get to goof off and be silly with. I love them.
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MAK Chats Out of Context @makchatsooc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 07/05/2026
Just saw an allergy medication commercial where the FIRST listed side effect was cancer and gotta say, wild gamble to take!
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seej ☁️🍉✂️ @siegeisok.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
So much of this free knowledge is at ppl’s public libraries!! Shoutout libraries! They have skill-building books, educational nonfiction, and tons of online free resources and databases that are tailored to crafts (free patterns!!!), auto repair, home repair, etc.
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Chuck Lauria @demochas.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 03/05/2026
Some of y'all don't understand that learning a new skill or hobby takes time and you're so corrupted by short form algorithms and instant gratification that you can't fathom spending a few weeks to learn the basics and would rather ask a computer or corporation to do it for you instantly.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 03/05/2026
Just received an offer for partnership on Kick as well!!! May 2 can suck a fart actually!!!!
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 02/05/2026
Would rather have my fingernails ripped out one by one, thanks tho!
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 30/04/2026
Wish me luck, I’m deep cleaning my fridge and freezer 🫡
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 28/03/2026
If you all only understood how funny I am in my own head…
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 23/04/2026
Getting so insanely tired of giving up my day to nurse a headache or migraine. Just need a single day without chronic pain.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 22/04/2026
made an absolutely fantastic homemade pizza tonight burnt my tongue, hand, and chin eating said fantastic homemade pizza tonight
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 21/04/2026
You know what’s never sat right with me? That fat fucking frog
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 12/04/2026
I went back through my netflix watch history and realized that the only thing I watched / enjoyed in the last year was Great British Bakeoff, so this was an easy cancel tbh. I'm so done with companies continuing to up their monthly prices without adding any thing of value to their inventory.
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Mika 💚 @mika.rip · 11/04/2026
Remember when Netflix was $8.99…
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