Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What are we as a society going to do about “podcasts” that are just videos of people on couches under blankets and someone is reading from Reddit? 030
Reposted by MikeUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sit on mine and let's find out 168216
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Woke up **** ** **** and messages from bloomf to help me deal with it 030
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My running shorts are now too big on me so there’s a chance my phone is about to make me flash my neighbors 010
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026New Achievement! Jakey Sees Another Year. You managed to make it a whole year without dying. What? You think you’re special just because you didn’t blow yourself up? Reward: This is your reward. You’re [redacted] years old not a child. Grow up. Oh wait, you did! @jakeybakey.gay 181
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Staying in tonight and saving a **** for the guy with a *** *** that wants to meet tomorrow 160
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Coworker trying to make small talk with me after he screwed up my whole work day 000
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m rooting for Lewis and everyone who voted against the fire making challenge #survivor 030
Reposted by MikeJakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 23/09/2026i'm a top who texts like a bottom and i'm not gonna apologize for it 181511
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026How long does it take to stop reaching for hair after you shave your head the first time? 130
Reposted by MikeJohnny Santoro @huskyfit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wearing a cubs hat to me is the same as those red hats but what do I know 2201
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I can’t believe I’m expected to be productive and attentive at work today 020
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Woke up to lightning striking the same spot outside my window about 5 times. It took me a minute to realize it wasn’t a bomb 020
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I do not get nearly enough sleep and yet I will see the same bloomfs active when I go to sleep and when I wake up 160
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Idk why people are saying @lerrrgan.bsky.social most recent picture is blurry it looks perfectly clear to me 120
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There used to be a bar near me that had the same layout on the left but twice as many urinals. I may or may not have ended up pissing cheek to cheek with a friend multiple times. 140
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Horny DMs with bloomf helping my mood among other things go up 010
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Idk why I look so serious but I’m excited for good running weather 3561
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026gn (not going to bed yet but the extension cord near me is unplugged and my phone is about to die) 040
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Do I fight off the Sunday scaires with ice cream or cocktails? 250
Mike @miiiike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think *** ******** *** that wanted me to **** *** ********** is flaking on me 140
