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Migraine Duck

@migraineduck.bsky.social
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Healthcare robot; any/all; nonbinary; tea, cats, sleep deprivation. Winter is my favorite season.

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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had enough of ICE brutality? Here’s your chance to do something about the times we live in where human rights and the constitution don’t matter to Trump’s agents. Sign our pledge to vote and do all you can to fight back this critical midterm election. 1/2
Graphic reads “Trump’s DHS is waging war on American communities” and “Sign our pledge,” showing armed figures, Farm worker holding a box of grapes loading it and another Farm worker with a hat; with a urgent tone.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you don’t get your kid appropriate medical care you actually deserve hell.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you don’t believe in modern medicine, don’t come to my hospital! Fix your fractures with crystals or reiki! Don’t involve me! This sucks!
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The patient first.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*adjusts knee laterally* There, problem solved.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spines operate on legacy quadrupedal code.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everything I know about eye surgery, I have learned against my will. New most annoying specialty. All the neuroticism of neuro with none of the fun.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Storms in my area ripped my beautiful tall sunflowers out of the ground and I have spent the day watching squirrels rush in to tear them apart whenever the rain eases up and this isn’t a total metaphor for 2026 but also it could be.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shiiiiiit I hope you can knock that down with antibiotics and you don’t need surgery.
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(un)Tidy Music @untidymusic.com · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/I9MZNEXrElw?...
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We Like The Moon
YouTube video by Rathergood
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
“Rather than worrying about eating a balanced diet or maintaining an active lifestyle, our advice is to spend as much time as possible in the gym hitting dumbbell curls until your biceps are crazy big.” — Dr. Willie Underwood III, American Medical Association president
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American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
CHICAGO—Granting the public permission to disregard the organization’s previous recommendations, American Medical Association officials announced this week that huge biceps were now the only thing tha...
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Found and refurbished the randoseru backpack I bought in Japan about 20 years ago. Sent the kid to daycare with it today, having some big feelings.
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can’t imagine what you have to do to a human’s soul to make them believe that this is justified or worse yet to lie about it being pretend.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Most of their jokes are shitty b/c they’re puns. Fortunately there’s less just offensive stuff these days.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My face behind the mask when the surgeon makes a shitty joke.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She loved the protagonist! I’ve sent her your other books to read next.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@oliviaatwater.com My mom is visiting and brought a book she thought I’d like. Ten Thousand Stitches, which she’d bought from her local indie bookstore. <3
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My mom wants me to explain why I hate ai shit so much, and I absolutely can’t explain this part to her. I refuse.
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
1/x GOOD GOD YOU STUPID CIS FUCKS. You want trans ppl to vote for your favourite anti-trans dem? Let me help you convince us! First, don't say, "Oh, you want the MAGA candidate?" No. We don't. You already know that. It's not furthering the debate at all. So what should you say? A THREAD!
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also a documentary.
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Print a zine today. static1.squarespace.com/static/61d0b...
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wine mom from antifa? Gtfo of here and drown in a pool of franzia.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Inject this directly into my heart.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh please yes, I need her in a frame!
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“His heart’s in the right place, but his dick’s out on Mars.” Pure poetry about a particular type of guy.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watching Sudden Death, and I can’t take a single thing seriously because what do you mean anyone gives a shit about the vice president? In year of our fuck 2026, that’s just too ridiculous.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is a horror movie.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No he would immediately get mad about Africa.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
These days suck, but you do not.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s pretty good!
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fix your heart or die. Guess he picked option b.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey @sethmoulton.bsky.social , what’s your favorite flavor of crayon?
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just voted for Markey in the primary. My message to Seth Moulton:
Go home and be a family man [dot] jpeg
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Crumbling into dust and ibuprofen pills b/c i what do you mean it’s the 30th anniversary of Gundam Wing? *clutching tallgeese iii and crying*
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me when the ortho surgeon asks for a vaginal speculum (yes this actually happened).
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I showed my kid Pirates of Dark Water. He’s obsessed. He’ll yell stuff about Dark Water and wave around his little foam sword.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly would want you to be secure and well funded yourself.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In my head, they’re pals with shrikes.
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Shapeless Ink (but spooky) @shapelessink.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Finally got to touching up probably the most popular doodle I've ever done, lmao. Wonder if this would work as a bookmark?
Cartoon image of an anthropomorphic sheep holding a gun, pointing it at the viewer. She says "Get writing, bitch. Infinite worlds cry out to be born and you are to be a God."
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Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If I pre sell 200 copies of my Native American history comedy book between now and Wednesday, I’ll drive to Newport Beach and film my book unboxing video on John Wayne’s literal tombstone 🙂 (Pre Sale link in bio / if you already pre ordered, let me know in the comments!)
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Will our c suite actually examine why there are critical staffing shortages, or will they hire a special vp of staffing? People are actively losing access to care because hospital systems don’t pay nurses and techs a realistic wage.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’ve seen her recounting a few times now, and this lady is a queen. Also why would you be this weirdo creep in Philly, a city where bad things will happen to you?
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emma best 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ Mxy @emma.best · 19/08/2026
RT if you want immigration enforcement in every form to disappear tomorrow
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 18/08/2026
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Jul Hate to cite the rabidly anti-trans WashTimes, but it reports that the LGBTQ caucus of DNC met to lay out a "slingshot" plan to turn the tables on Reps by counterattacking on trans rights backed by $15m commitment from HRC in the coming election cycle.
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Democrats plan decade-long strategy to push pro-transgender narrative
Democrats are doubling down on their fight to convince Americans that their transgender policies should return.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Kiddo and I are running around being Gundams, shooting lasers and flying. I am TallGeese, the kiddo is SmallGeese.
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Migraine Duck @migraineduck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Also we get to stop and look at cool rocks.
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