The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 9hAn unfortunate typo. At least, I *HOPE* it is. 283
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"DARTH VADER CAME DOWN FROM PLANET VULCAN! HE SAID I AM YOUR DENSITY!" 060
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026MARTY! MARTY! IT'S YOUR *KIDS!* 160
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I will spend that whole time with an alarm on my bed/chair, forcing me to call a nurse to move. Nothing about this process has been a cake walk, but for some reason this dumb yellow bracelet is the most galling. I am angry as hell, and there's not a damn thing to do about it. 040
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I checked in to KU Med Center on Friday morning for what was described as a five-to-seven-day stay for chemo. That was 8 a.m. At 12:30, my least-favorite oncologist arrives to tell me that it's actually a TWENTY-EIGHT day stay. 130
Reposted by The Matthew Show™ (He/Him)John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/08/2026I mean, I do okay, you know? That said, I became smarter when I realized that being smart isn't actually rare and doesn't excuse being a shitty person. I wasn't special for being smart! Lots of people are! 41121466
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Don't joke. Those 1969 Avengers issues make me mad as hell... 010
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 23/08/2026So, during the deer scene in 'Stand By Me,' Gordie LeChance is reading a comic book in the summer of 1959. The comic in question is Gang Busters #66, from DC Comics, with a street date of August 1958. *Whew*. That really could have ruined the film for me. www.comics.org/issue/14660/ 150
Reposted by The Matthew Show™ (He/Him)Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 19/08/2026We shouldn't discount the fact that at least part of the data center backlash (and by extension the broader techlash) is because people feel like the tech industry has not given them anything cool, inspiring, beautiful, or useful in a long time 263569443
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 08/08/2026If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky... 020
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm all for "blah blah blah, fighting for your life", but this is like math and a word problem and some sort of magic trick combined to make an evil kaiju (that also kinda keeps you upright?) #Pharmacolodzilla 030
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 08/08/2026But what's even more obnoxious is figuring out WHICH yellow oval is in the box with the three white circles and the blue bar and the frickin horsepill that melts in your throat and makes you gag. 121
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The thing about cancer is? I'm a Midwestern golem made of beef and powered by spite, and even the doctor says I'm as tough as a two-dollar steak, but nobody told me about the math, or the exercise... I hate those, yes. 140
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This is who runs this account. 000
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Hi! Your Friendly Neighborhood Nerd here! The following things are not "Plot Holes:" •Recognizing a storytelling trope •Realizing that a story uses the same plot as something else you've seen •Disagreeing with the direction a story takes •A crazy coincidence or deus ex machina Thank you! 061
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Sharing for a friend... themelaexperiencewriting.blogspot.com/2026/07/desp...themelaexperiencewriting.blogspot.comDesperate and serious, please helpSo... I woke up today with $44 in my payment account. Which will NOT cover any of the expenses that I will have between now and my next pay... 021
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Upon further research? Different Hijack. 000
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Someone in this clinic is coughing her guts out, ane I feel so bad for her... It's also kicking *MY* anxiety way the fuck uuuuup. 030
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I'm going for a nice Johnny Walker, aged 30 years. 010
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 21/07/2026So, for those keeping score: I have officially achieved remission and am preparing for a bone marrow transplant. This is not a drill. I mean, there will BE a drill but this ain't it... 3160
Reposted by The Matthew Show™ (He/Him)Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026anyway there’s no cancel culture It’s just a strange quirk of humanity that when you insult people, the people who you’ve insulted don’t like you as much 2385
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Would you qualify that as a launch problem, or a design problem? 050
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I have great doctors and supportive wives. I am doing very well, thank you. 110
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Just waiting to see how many guys climb out of this clown car... 36986
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Guess who lost fifty pounds, biotches? On purpose, even? Hint: He's got two thumbs, leukemia and a questionable haircut. 280
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Yeah, that sounds about right, if you count The Freedom Fighters... 030
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Yes. I hear them real play podcasts are all the rage 040
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I think for Alex, we need the dulcet tones of Neil Patrick Harris... Sam is obviously, Alanis Morrissette. Kevin is clearly a Hank Azaria character. 030
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 20/05/2026And of course, the only man who can make my lunatic vacillating work whole not being me? Penn Jillette You're welcome... 130
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Fan-casting a Critical Hit animated Movie, ya say ? Okay. @majorspoilers.bsky.social = Jim Meskimen @superdracula.bsky.social = Carlos Alazraqui DnDBrian = John Ratzenberger @borimmortal.bsky.social = Cooper Barnes 250
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 14/05/2026These, by the way, are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools... 020
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 14/05/2026And weirdly, that "someone" looks a hell of a lot like Grand Moff Tarkin. Or maybe Dr. Van Helsing? 110
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Thus, we come to the problem behind the word problem: Why gather sixteen of the first twelve doctors anyway? What horrific catastrophe would be required? Clearly, it's simple. Someone has erased The Ninth Doctor from reality, causing the Doctors to unravel forward and backward in time. 110
The Matthew Show™ (He/Him) @mightykingcobra.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Initially, I was worried that we couldn't bring in The Ninth Doctor without resulting to the somewhat frustrating ending of 'Day of the Doctor', which combines stock footage, questionable image manipulation and what I'm pretty sure is a wax figure of Tom Baker. 100