Reposted by MightBran
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
![business cat (a black kitty in a tie, looking serious) in the vicious cycle meme [going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure its you] -> [ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach] -> [your data is probably for sale online now] -> [that means someone could easily impersonate you] -> [rinse, repeat]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreig4vi6gzyuuuwns2yvnlgnspuujpdwwsn3g6bqvqc3juic2gymb6u)
![Screenshot from a Discord chat
MightBran: [image from the game Facade, depicting the characters Trip and Grace in a state of shocked offense]
Jeff: pov: you’re Gandalf trying to open the door to Moria](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xbwphn4pztbkofkbkcbjx3mh/bafkreid7wehy7rg7njo2tftphht3kayinrs4uxut3zclpr2d2deo25ibcy)
