iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

If I was a Pokémon Gym Leader, my type of choice would be: Grass I did thus instead of fire because normally I’m working in the outdoors and putting out fires and I’m usually in the woods (Non legendary/starter picks) 1) Ludicolo 2) Breloom 3) Flapple 4) Leavanny 5) Abomasnow 6) Roserade

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 15h

You’re right, the haircut really makes a difference

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 15h

I don’t have insurance any way but I’ll take you up on it

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 16h

Kinda want to book an appointment so they can dig in my mouth too 🫦

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 16h

This is the point where I get canceled and make a sincere apology video to post on YouTube right? ✌🏼

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 17h

I’m getting a haircut soon so I’ll donate it to your make a wish fund

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 19h

Like I want something I can hold and cuddle with. A turtle realistically just slowly moves around your place

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 22h

With all due respect, I want to smother you to death with my ass

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 22h

Just means you’re more tapped into your emotional side and I respect that

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 22h

Wouldn’t wanna tease you too much this morning tho

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 22h

Don’t tease me like this, it’s too early

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 22h

Im always looking to please and be appreciayed

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 22h

I know it’s getting to the point where I need to get a haircut when I wake up in the mornings and my hair looks like a grizzly bear’s fur coming out of hibernation

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 22h

Idk but this seems very on brand for you and I do something similar with the crows on my fence line

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Don’t rush! Feel better on your own time bby

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wish I was like this cause I feel like I should cry more often

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think if pokemon were real I’d want a vulpix as a pet I would go with Turtwig but I don’t feel like using a starter.

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Vulpix at a Pokemon Party

Alt: Vulpix at a Pokemon Party

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mine are also metal, dishwasher safe, and are a 4 pair collection but I still run out quickly

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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That’s even better cause that would mean less dishes. I always grab an extra set or two when I go in person for take out for that reason

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