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@midnightbex.bsky.social
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reader, hiker, creative, hockey fan - she/they 🏳️‍🌈

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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just normal Saturday night activities happening here.
A paper towel with paint brushes, a cup of water, a pile of too white fake human molars, and about 40 no longer white teeth mid paint job.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cake attempt two. Just filled it with raspberry preserves and made lemon American buttercream. I know the strawberry jam and strawberry powder in the frosting worked so I’m saving those for the final cake. Hoping this sponge is better, cross your fingers for me.
British sponge cake with raspberry preserves and lemon American buttercream.The new lemon raspberry cake next to last night’s beautiful disaster of a strawberry cake with American hybrid buttercream. It looks pink and lovely with halved strawberries on top but it is a nightmare to eat.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finished the test cake for niece’s birthday. The sponge is a little over baked and I’m not sold on the hybrid buttercream, but overall I think it turned out well!
English sponge cake with a strawberry American hybrid butter cream topped with fresh cut strawberries.A slice of the cake on a pink plate in front of the rest of the cake.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bought little 3D printed shelves to display my Godzilla x Hello Kitty toys. Still missing Destroyah, not sure there’s any hope left for it, but I did great otherwise!
7 of the 8 Hello Kitty x Godzilla Happy Meal toys on scallop edged 3D printed shelves in teal, yellow, and mint green.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s taken me 5 McDonalds just to get 3 of these but they are so cute. There’s 8 total so my odds aren’t good, but I’d love to get the Mothra, Space Godzilla, and Mecha Godzilla ones too.
The adorable Keroppi x King Ghidorah and Badtz-Maru x Rodan Happy Meal toys.Hello Kitty x Godzilla McDonalds Happy Meal toy.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Crooked shot of the whole wall, but I almost fell off the stairs getting it so it’s the best you’re getting today.
The full wall shot of the Godzilla gallery. There are 14 framed prints of Godzilla fan art of various sizes from 2x2 up to 12x12. Each frame is painted one of four colors: yellow, mint green, teal, or hot pink.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Godzilla gallery update! Everything I currently have hung in frames I hand-painted. Forgive the shitty camera work, the stairs are steep and narrow.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Close up of Barrack Obama's eyes looking to the left of the screen with the words then perish in all caps.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Went on a walk through Graceland Cemetery yesterday and saw some urban coyotes!
A coyote stands looking at the viewer, against a background of lush green bushes. In the foreground are grave markers.A coyote looks to the right under a tree in Graceland Cemetery.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Got the pollinator garden dug out and planted tonight! Nephew was a huge help again and my littlest nephew (3) also helped dig out some plants and dirt.
A freshly dug full sun garden with native pollinator attracting plants planted in three rows.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Dug up 13 ft of neglected garden bed and planted all native plants. God a variety of soil conditions because I have no idea what will like it there, so half of it’s going to die, but that’s how we learn!
An overgrown garden bed full of many weeds surrounding one large hosta plant.A shovel with an orange handle sticking out of a mostly cleared garden bed.Three rows of native plants planted in the now cleared garden bed.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
First Oriole of the year in my yard!
Picture of a black, orange and white bird sotting on an orange shaped bird feeder hanging from a tree. The bird is eating eating Welches grape jam. Yes the brand is important, according to my mom. That might just be her born in upstate New York to an extended family that grew grapes for Welches bias talking. Picture was taken through a screen door so sorry for the terrible quality.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Got my tiny strawberry frog from @tamiwicinas.bsky.social and it’s somehow more adorable than I thought it would be!
A tiny ceramic red frog covered in white spots with green leaves on it’s head that makes it resemble a strawberry sits on a wooden shelf. Next to it is a small cream vase with art of snails and rhododendrons in black, a gold candle holder, and a gold lamp in the background.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Excited to see some PWHL hockey in Chicago!!
The Seattle Torrent and New York Sirens warm up on the ice at All State Arena in Rosemont, IL.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Who the hell is NextVote and why do they think this creepy ass text message is the way to get voter turnout? Stalking people’s voting records and texting them about it feels threatening!
Jessica, Tuesday is Election Day in IL! Based on recent elections, your voter turnout grade is 100%. Your household’s voting grade is 100%. Who you vote for is private, but whether you vote is public info. Make sure your entire household votes!
- NextVote
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Got my @cardsagainsthumanity.com Black Friday win in the mail today. My own custom print copy of Epstein’s 50th Birthday book, with six custom CAH cards. CAH were not messing around with this one.
A square black box wrapped in plastic with Cards Against Humanity printed in white the upper left corner and Black Friday 2025 printed in white in the bottom left corner.The opened box from the previous image which contains a printed bound book with the title “The First Fifty Years: Happy Birthday Mr. Epstein”. There is also a sealed package of Cards Against Humanity cards in the box.The six custom Cards Against Humanity cards included, laid out in a grid on top of the opened box. From left to right the white cards read: 
- Alan “The Age of Consent Should Be 15” Dershowitz
- Blowing Bubba
- Enigmas that never age.
- Ghislaine Maxwell, whose name is apparently not pronounced “jizz lane.”
- Turning off the jail security camera for one minute while I hang myself in my cell.
The one black card included says “There must be more to life than _____.” over Trump’s drawing of a female torso with his signature where pubic hair would be, which Trump drew on his message for Epstein’s 50th birthday book.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Did get to see how demonic the hot dog statues get at night though, so that’s fun.
Two large statues of hot dogs with arms and legs, one dressed in a yellow wrestling costume, the other wearing only a blue skirt, blue sleeves, and a blue bow. The wrestling hot dog has glowing red eyes. The partially dressed hot dog has three glowing blue eyes (presumably there are eyes on both sides of the statue).
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Very excited about this latest bookmail!I pre-ordered Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die by Greer Stothers because the summary made it sound like a romp, but the book itself is beautiful! Who doesn’t love a pretty edition and a sprayed edge?
Image of a hand holding a copy of the book Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die by Greer Stothers. The book cover features gilded gold text with an illustration of a shadowy figure with one green eye and one white eye, an alarmed vulture surrounded by broken hearts, and a variety of arrow shafts. The edge of the book is illustrated with a skull, dagger, arrow, and embellishment motif against a black background.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Working on the Godzilla Gallery for my stairway. Finally found frames for all but one, so I’m painting the frames because color is more fun.
A table covered in a beige drop cloth with various size frames scattered around clearly mid paint job. The paint colors are yellow, pink, teal, and mint green.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I’ll take it.
Screenshot of the Merriam Websrer gif meme with the word blissful
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Today we stopped at Pink Elephant Antique Mall’s Twistee Treat diner for lunch in Illinois. Fun, makes a fantastic malt, food was fine. Three year old once again over the moon, this time mostly related to the cup of mayo they served with the burgers (he’s a mayo addict).
An older man and a small child looking at a menu in a diner decked out in 60s style pink checkered floors and blue vinyl seats and booths.The outside of the Twistee Treats diner at the Pink Elephant Antique Mall. The far left of the building is shapped like an ice cream cone. (Pink Elephant not pictured.)
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Stopped at a whole series of Rt 66 diners on this trip without planning on it, including one in Oklahoma that helped inspire the Cars film. The 3 year old nibbling was thrilled with that one.
Neon sign reading Rock Cafe off the side of a road. A large American flag and Christmas tree are in the background.Poster for the film Cars that reads with a hand drawn sketch of the character Lightning McQueen saying KaChow. Inscription reads “To Dawn & Everyone at the Rock Cafe! Thanks for the inspiration! Dawn you are the real “Sally!” Your Pal, John Lasseter”
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
It cost me $0.99
Screenshot of an email that reads:
“Dear Black Friday Participant,
The email confirms your purchase for Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th Birthday Book. Congratulations on scoring such a huge deal. Your order will ship sometime soon.
Love,
- Cards Against Humanity”
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Can see the tiniest bit of the Northern Lights from my house tonight!
The tiniest glimpse of the red Northern Light peaks between two large trees.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Got some very exciting book mail today! Wolf Worm by @tkingfisher.com due out in March 2026. Starting this immediately!
A picture of an advance galley copy of Wolf Worm by T Kingfisher propped up on the top of a bookshelf in front of a blue glass jar full of Tootsie Pops and a print of a scarab framed in gold.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Finished a scarf for my mom!
A hand knit scarf using Malabrigo Caracol yarn in the Archangel colorway.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Halloween people already Halloweening.
A gold sedan with a skeleton strapped across the hood like they got hit with the car and they kept driving.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
First of the new additions to the Godzilla Stairway Gallery framed and hung! This piece is a print of “Godzilla in a Bottle” by Cassia Lupo.
A print of artwork titled Godzilla in a Bottle by artist Cassia Lupo which depicts a monstrous green and black lizard like creature known as Godzilla dwarfing a city skyline as a couple planes fly past. They are all trapped in a square bottle with a cork lid, Godzilla has his front limbs pressed against the glass and is breathing radioactive fire, to no effect. The print is in a mint green scalloped frame hung against a white wall.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Why does my typewriter hate Edinburgh?
Multiple attempts to type David Fleck “Voyagers Over Edinburgh” Art Print, 2012 on a typewriter. Edinburgh gets progressively printed worse and mysteriously becomes wavey as the attempts persist.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Look what I found on my front door.
An absolutely enormous brown spider with an elongated abdomen and spindly legs straight out of a horror movie perched on the ribbon of a front door wreath.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Absolutely destroyed the niblings at Monopoly this afternoon.
A monopoly board with hotels on the entire first half of the board plus Marvin Gardens and Boardwalk. The rest of the properties are adorned with multiple houses. In front of the board every property card is lined up, with both utilities and all four railroads. The other three sides of the board are empty.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Had to make a little doodle of that kaiju puppet immediately. I love it.
Silly little doodle on a yellow star shapped post-it note of the kaiju puppet from Shing Yin Khor’s The Last Fifteen Minutes short film.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Chicago's seems obvious
An Italian beef sandwich with giardiniera.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
New spectator sport hot from my nephew’s birthday party - watching a bee eat chicken.
A bee cutting off a small piece of chicken from a larger piece of chicken.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Also did my animal helping duties for the day by moving this fledgling off the bike path and under some evergreens. It was not happy with me.
A maybe cedar waxwing fledgling gripping a piece of bark and plotting how to finally get its beak on my fingers after being moved off the bike path.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Didn’t realize how far I’d gone until I got to the windmill and realized I was three towns over.
Photo of an old windmill perched on the tip of a rise in front of a line of trees and a cloud filled blue sky.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Got up early to get a small hike in at the local sedge marsh. The city’s done a great job restoring it. So many plants I don’t see elsewhere! Sadly didn’t see any bald eagles today, though they’re along this stretch of river often.
A wooden board walk stretching ahead the. curving to the lift surrounded by a sea of sedge, grass, and marsh plants. There are trees on the horizon.In the foreground an expanse of sedge marsh is divided from tree covered land across a stretch of river. Two lone trees stand at the boundary of marsh and river.A wooden board walk surrounded by greenery marches straight ahead ending in a small observation dock which hangs over the river.A view if a wide river just as it begins to bend with tree lined banks.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
First turtle rescue of the year!
A painted turtle just trying to make it to the pond.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Look what finally arrived today!
The complete series of Murder She Wrote on blu-ray. AHAHAHAHA mine.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
My niece came over this morning and while she was here she picked out all his food related toys so he could have some food since he wasn’t eating. He keeps going back and laying on the pile. 😭😭😭
A very sick orange tabby laying in the pile of toys his favorite kid got out for him.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Making unholy soup for my cat who won’t eat but will drink all the water
A very pleasant smelling puree of Science Diet k/d tuna stew, canned tuna, sweet potato, and pumpkin heavily watered down into soup form.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
You know when you see something and suddenly you can feel the banked fires of a past obsessions being flamed? Yeah.
Screen shot of an prder for the DC Pride Tim Drake Special and Tim Drake Robin #1 comic books.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Found this really cool plant at my local garden center. Reminds me of chilies.
A green plant with red, black, and white skinny flowers in a white pot.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Pretty sure this isn't experimental reggae indie pop band Magical Beautiful, but it could be?? They're from Chicago. It's allegedly from 2007 and I used to go to shows in Chicago all the time and people would just hand you demo CDs as you were walking out. But who knows? I have no memory of this.
A screen shot of an album allegedly by the band Magical, Beautiful called winterlude, winterlude made in 2007. All the track names are MAGICAL,BEAUTIFULwinterlude followed by the number 1 through 11.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I call this piece Promised (I Would Eat a Banana Every Day At Work, Didn’t. Bought More Bananas) Anyway.
An artistic photograph of two bunches of bananas. One bunch is of five bananas, fresh and new bought on the promise of eating one banana at the office every day. The other is of three bananas, brown spotted with age, forgotten at the office and left to rot away.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Fedex did a real bang up job on this one.
Fedex absolutely destroyed this box. Angle 1 is of a beat up corner of a rectangular cardboard box.Angle 2 is of the other end of a beat up corner of a rectangular cardboard box.The smashed in corner on a package delivered by FedexA gouged divot down the side of a cardboard package delivered by Fedex.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Saw a black squirrel!!
A black squirrel
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I may feel like I’d rather die than keep existing with with this upset stomach, but Ollie’s sure acting like it’s a top tier day of his life.
An orange tabby cat sleeps tightly curled up in a ball on a multi colored zigzag patterned afghan draped over the lap of his ill owner, impeding her attempts to flee to the bathroom.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Survived IKEA and made it to two more bookstores! No pictures because I was rushing before they closed. Now I’m eating “lunch” before I head home to unload my purchases.
Two takeout containers, one with wings and one with fries, a diet coke, a small container of ranch and a small container of buffalo sauce all arranged on a picnic table.
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Hit bookstore 2, forgot to take a picture, but I did only buy one book! Stopping for breakfast despite it almost being noon because I spotted cinnamon rolls.
Got talked into a cinnamon roll with cookie dough on top and chocolate chips. It’s fine but no cinnabon.
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