Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 52mSomeone somewhere must be sitting on a mountain of reusable water bottles. The water bottle cycle 🔁 I buy a reusable water 💧 bottle (for the environment). Said bottle disappears in mysterious circumstances. I buy a reusable water 💧 bottle. It’s baffling. 000
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 3hFeeling obliged to share my Amazon info. Devastating levels of detail. I feel seen as my local Gen zees would say. They know I drink coffee and probably have a washing machine. 000
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 4hEvery time I see the word broligarch I think some words truly should never be spoken. In this case it's because bro and oligarch don't us the same letter o. 110
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 10hMorag’s been howling for minutes because Teddy (the neighbours cat) is in the front garden. Not inside. Not stealing her food. Just sitting on the lawn. #cat 010
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 22hIt's spooky season. Therefore you should all enjoy truly the most amazing version of Season of the Witch. It's seven hypnotic minutes of swirls and a hammond organ. Singer - Julie Driscoll. Jut go with it. youtu.be/dCKZPEleI-U?...youtu.beJulie Driscoll - Season Of The Witch (1968)YouTube video by GoCoffeeGo 010
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I mean a question about Only Connect is like the Bluesky bat-signal, no? 120
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A few series ago Victoria C-M said that they had done that analysis and it had broadly the same accuracy/ response rate sad the other question types. IIRC picture clues were slightly less well answered. 111
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ordered a book which will be coming from the US at some point. It feels like an adventure. Will it arrive? Will there a be a tariff randomly added? How long will it take to get here? All the thrills of being a C18th merchant wil a slightly lower chance of dying from plague. 010
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026LPT: free yourself from optimism bias by never having hope! 000
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026#Scottish #LIDAR folks. An exciting announcement of a first conference, looking to build a user community on the new Scottish LIDAR data. 2/12/2026 @ Dynamic Earth in Edinburgh. Please do RT if you think you know people who might be interested! luma.com/y3vt0vha?dm_...luma.comScottish LiDAR user conference - building resilience in our landscapes · LumaWith the Scottish Land LiDAR Programme (2025–2027) now releasing its first data, the landscape of Scotland is is set to be revealed in unprecedented… 031
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also on the is this #pie #quaker? question. Pork and egg pie. Limited overall score given the volume of pork. However an unending egg is an appealing idea. Where does it begin, when does it end, are we all in some sense egg? Good to fair Quaker score. www.marksandspencer.com/food/british...marksandspencer.comBritish Pork and Egg Gala Pie Slices | M&SOur Pork and Egg Gala Pie Slices are crafted with 100% British, outdoor-bred pork for quality you can trust. The delicately seasoned meat is combined with free-range egg and encased in flaky pastry. S... 100
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It was #quaker week this week and we were absolutely overwhelmed to have a new face at meeting today. We celebrated by not having any heating and having everyone in coats and nearly able to see their own breath. Hope yours was as good. 110
Reposted by Graeme BealeGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026RELEASE THE NEXT EPISODE IMMEDIATELY I PAY MY LICENSE FEE #CelebrityTraitors 1413
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Neat little image from meteoblue showing what kind of climate we had in Europe this summer. London had the summer that you used to expect in Portugal. Paris on the south coast of Spain. #climate #change. 000
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah that was my assumption too. Probably they shouldn't have left all the thinking to the intern. 000
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This was a lovely post. Whittier’s Snow-Bound is just a wonderful place to start reading his works. As long as you’re ready to feel the cold 🥶. 010
Reposted by Graeme BealeQuakers in Britain @quaker.org.uk · 01/10/2026John Greenleaf Whittier, Waldo Williams, UA Fanthorpe, Rosie Bailey – there are many Quaker poets. Rhiannon Grant shares some more in this blog for National Poetry Day www.quaker.org.uk/blog/expressing-f…quaker.org.ukExpressing faith through poetryFor National Poetry Day, Rhiannon Grant collects some Quaker poetry and suggests where to find more. 232
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A moment’s peace means a #poem for world poetry day. Strangely also world #Quaker week too. 040
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On principle I’m not watching your podcast. In much the same way that I don’t go to the National portrait gallery to listen to the pictures. 010
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fascinated by this picture on Sky News site. I’ve been to many petrol pumps over the years. But never, I think, rainbow 🌈 pumps. I’m guessing this is where the people who have “powered by pixie dust” bumper stickers fill up? 000
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There should be a “cobble-free” option on Google maps for cyclists in the rain. 021
Reposted by Graeme BealeDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026On Easter Island, less is Moai 6373
Reposted by Graeme Bealederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape. 1037499716
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It is officially autumn. (I have had porridge for breakfast and turned the heating on as it was 15 degrees when I came downstairs.) 100
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pie 7: Fish pie An edge case - mashed potato crust will always raise an eyebrow on 'pie inclusion', this actually increases it's quaker score. As an "Edge People" this clearly rockets up the quaker score. Ideally served in traditional enamel ware for max Q-points. www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes...bbc.co.ukHow to make fish pie recipeMake the ultimate fish pie recipe with bags of flavour from smoked haddock, prawns and cod, all topped with creamy mashed potato. 000
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pie 6: Fray Bentos Chicken Tikka. FB is very popular at the Foodbank, so immediately scores well on equality and community. A bit of actual flavour, and the tin to bake in makes it popular, but also not great ecologically. Medium quaker score. groceries.morrisons.com/products/fra...groceries.morrisons.comFray Bentos Chicken Tikka Pie64 Pastry layers<br>Hand-placed by experts. Devoured by you. With lids like this, no wonder we're the #1 pie in a tin. 100
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pie 5: Steak and Kidney pie Simple innards & leftovers, surrounded with shortcrust. This has to be a top-end pie (points deducted for meat of course). Eaten by the middle class but felt to be working class it has strong quaker resonances. Medium/high quaker score www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes...bbc.co.ukCherry pie recipeA juicy, bright cherry pie is pretty hard to beat. Will you serve yours with custard, cream or ice cream? 100
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pie 4: Cherry pie. SWEET PIE ENTERS THE LISTS! Inclusion of Demerara sugar here clearly runs counter to centuries of quaker tradition. This pie could ask if you were a friend of the planters. Even cherries seem decadent by design. Very unquaker. www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes...bbc.co.ukCherry pie recipeA juicy, bright cherry pie is pretty hard to beat. Will you serve yours with custard, cream or ice cream? 100
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pie 3: Salmon Wellington. Could there be a less quaker pie? It's named after a General, so very low peace score, and makes extensive if delicious use of puff pastry. Pairing an expensive (unsimple) with watercress and/or dill, tasty but low scoring on the quaker scale. www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes...bbc.co.ukSalmon Wellington recipeA whole salmon en croûte is a lovely Christmas party centrepiece. Nigel Slater's simple recipe uses ready-made pastry to make it quick and easy. 110
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pie 2: Cheese and potato. Good vegetarian option, solid filling, high simplicity score. This can be reduced for use of filo or puff, but increased if there is a top and base shortcrust. Ideal for home baking giving good community and equality score. britishbakingrecipes.co.uk/hairy-bikers...britishbakingrecipes.co.ukHairy Bikers Cheese and Potato Pie RecipeHairy Bikers’ Cheese and Potato Pie is a comforting, hearty dish that combines the creaminess of mashed potatoes with the rich flavor of cheese 100
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pie number one. The Melton Mowbray Pork pie. This pie has a good midlands heritage, a thick pastry w/ pork. High simplicity score The level of gelatin feels very un-quaker and the fact it has a DGO suggests unquaker pretention. Overall Medium-low quaker score. porkpie.co.uk/cdn/shop/col... 100
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's #Quaker week! In the last couple of years I've offered an AMA to anyone who wants to ask about #quaker things. Since no questions flooded in, this year I'm celebrating in a different way. I shall be rating pies 🥧 By how quaker they are. Feel free to suggest your favourite pie. 100
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Direlton Castle used to have the absolute best slogan. You could buy a poster that said "Spend an Interesting Afternoon at Direlton Castle, home of the world's longest herbaceous border." I always loved the ambition - like it won't use your whole day, but we could pitch for the afternoon maybe. 010
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Caithness seems to have escaped from Highland Council and gobbled up a bit of Sutherland. 200
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Genuinely fascinated by the Scotland sections in this map. Like, what are the regions here? Fife seems to have ceded Newburgh/Tayport to Dundee, Perth and Kinross now extends to the west coast? Mesmerising. 200
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah, that latter point is really big. From a govt pov. Open data portals are built with good faith usage in mind. There’s an assumption they’re for people who are interested in a policy problem. That’s a natural limit. Bots just don’t have that. Who knows what/why they’ll download a dataset? 190
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I rarely go on Facebook. Baffling AI slop like this is why. Yes there is a castle in the middle of Loch Leven... but... um??? Wot? 171
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Little vignette in the furniture project shop. Just overheard the best conversation here. “Oh that one’s nice. “ “Mum that table’s glass topped,” “Yeah it’s nice” “Just say you don’t like your grand weans.” 000
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just did this 1.1 degree up here in Kinross, but looking at Oxford where we went in the summer it was more than 4 degrees. Just scorching. 000
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Who got up early to do uninterrupted survey analysis? Who just lost the last 3 hours with a network crash? 😵💫 Almost feel like a proper researcher again… 010
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026By your mid forties it is essential that you have at least half a dozen keys 🔑 of unknown origin. We don’t know why this is. Only that it is. 000
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think I found the prize-winner for AI craft poster #slop on the Kinross notice board today. For the Christmas #craft fair. AI confirmation text left on at the bottom. “your festive poster is above” 011
Graeme Beale @midfyffe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have spent time in the last couple of weeks looking through UKRI project bids for 'policy relevant projects'. Genuinely if you, as an academic, want to claim deep expertise why would you repeatedly misname organisations outside England, and/or assume their role is to 'translate Defra policy'? 🤷♀️ 020