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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Its the wave of people in the chat who keep spamming "fuck the drops" that really upset me. Fuck off, stream the game you cut a deal with.

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you have an exclusive twitch drop tied to you and you don't stream the game for 24 hours, that drop should be given to someone else.

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

-Wake up -Throw on Spotify -Hit shuffle -American Males theme from WCW plays Could be a decent birthday, folks

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Did Paula Cole ever figure out what they did with the fuckin' cowboys?!

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I've started to unironically refer to people as "young man" chat am I cooked?

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Work was insane tonight, someone was smoking meth in the mens room, was trying to figure out what the fuck was going on Machine Gun Kelly's in town tonight

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Because of work I was actually getting into basketball but seeing all the videos of knicks fans assaulting spurs fans is a fantastic reminder of why I hated sports. Actually the worst fucking fandom of all time

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Anyways if you haven't tried Invincible yet that shit slaps

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

To everyone complaining about how bad The Boys' finale was, let me assure you that the comic was worse. Honestly the fact that any parts of The Boys were good when you consider the hot garbage it drew from blows my mind, and the writers deserve medals for it. But yeah, shit was underwhelming

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Why even have a task with a nuclear launch code if you don't have the budget to annihilate at LEAST Luxembourg?

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

If I had a nickel for every show thats wrapped over the past year that set up some world-ending apocalyptic shit only to produce a severely underwhelming season that didn't capitalize on said world-ending apocalyptic shit I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that its happened twice

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

At this point I've heard of so many violent incidents involving TCG scalpers that I kind of want a video game about it. TCG Card Shop Sim mixed with Schedule I. Fuck, make it DLC for Schedule I!

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

To whoever keeps trying to hack into my xbox account, what exactly are you trying to accomplish? All that things got is my old 360 achievements

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Samuel L Jackson appeared as a fucking shark, what the fuck do you mean The Boys isn't peak?

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

You don't realize how much rice 6 cups is until you make 6 cups of rice. 6 cups of rice is the kind of greed they spoke of in the Bible, it turns out

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

KAIRI SANE GOT LET GO?!? HOW FUCKING BAD IS CREATIVE IF YOU CAN'T FIND A PLACE FOR KAIRI SANE?!?

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Can't help but feel bad for Aleister Black. Dude went from "We're gonna involve you in the Mania main event" to "We wish you the best in your future endeavors" in, what, a month?

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I heard a rumor that Nintendo are trying to invent a console that punches you in the face

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

It's april 19th, 1 in the morning, and all I can think about are the 29 brave men who lost their lives that faithful November 10th aboard the Edmund Fitzgerald

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IStandWithFists @starwhales.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Epstein files Make Canada 51st state Epstein files Take Greenland Epstein files Venezuela Epstein files Iran war Epstein files Threaten end of civilization Epstein files Attacking Pope Leo Epstein files Jesus picture Epstein files Cuba Epstein files

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Being a horrific insomniac for most of my life has come with all sorts of problems but it's currently 1 in the morning and the world is asleep and I'm watching the most beautiful thunderstorm roll by and, at this hour, it feels like the lightning is dancing just for me. You can't get that at noon

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Scalper update for TCG Card Shop Simulator when? Scalpers who get into fistfights and cause hundreds of dollars worth of damage to your store in TCG Card Shop Simulator when??

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Dude, I hate this trend of insecurity in advertising lately. "People tell me that my lamps are dumb, are they?" "I know nobodies gonna listen to this..." "...if anyone out there cares at all" If you don't have faith in your product, why the fuck should I? Cut it out, quit trying to be my friend

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Why is it that since I've started making little music mixes on youtube, that the ONLY times I've ever had a video completely blocked has been the jungle mixes? I'm just trying to relive my ps1 glory years

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

We used to be a real country, that handled our problems not with screaming nor slings nor arrows, but with cartoonish slapstick violence. We used to be able to drop a piano on a man and watch his teeth become the piano keys, has anyone tried that on a scalper?

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a cartoon of tom and jerry fighting each other with a bottle of water .

ALT: a cartoon of tom and jerry fighting each other with a bottle of water .

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Don't understand how it's not legal to drag pokemon scalpers out of a store by their ankles and beat them upside the ass with broomsticks until they cartoonishly scurry away while howling and grabbing their freshly-beaten asses, Tom and Jerry style.

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Not the catholics finally getting to find out they don't fuckin' like YOU, either

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Like you go to the channel and it's just a picture of comcast calling out the local affiliates for wanting more money, which feels so petty and childish but hey, that's the world we live in.

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I didn't have "Comcast couldn't come to an agreement with local affiliates so now we can't watch several broadcast networks" on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are. Especially upsetting when local news sites are infested with so many banner ads that the sites are unusable without adblockers

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Y'all spam callers gotta pick your marks better. All of our information is tragically for sale, you can at LEAST make sure I HAVE THE BILL you're trying to say I'm late on.

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I'm trying to listen to elevator jazz because it's the only music that doesn't remind me of anything or anyone, stop trying to suggest me other music. If I wanted to listen to lofi or synthwave or anything other than elevator jazz then I wouldn't be on a playlist called fucking elevator jazz!

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Look I know I'm a weirdo for listening to Spotify in my browser instead of through the app (I hate apps), but can we please get the shuffle button fixed? Every time I try to turn on shuffle the sneaky fuck tries to put it's smart shuffle on. Shit's annoying.

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoxK... This is my greatest creation. I need it to get to James Hetfield. I need to watch the light fade from his eyes.

youtube.com

One Friend

YouTube video by THEBrandonBrownsonJr

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Have any gen-z folks done that "Dad what were you like in the 90s" trend where they just show pictures of sperm cells?

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Trump’s abduction of Maduro and public rhapsodizing over his confidently expected conquest of Cuba also don’t fit Kent’s thesis. The bellicose behavior is coming from inside the house.

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Can't help but giggle at all of these "DO YOU SUFFER FROM VIDEO GAME ADDICTION, SOMETHING SOMETHING LAWSUIT" ads I'm getting on Facebook. Buddy, I was too depressed to even *play* for a decade, you've barked up the wrong tree bucko! I've got so many games to catch up on!

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Facebook's algorithm'll hyper fixate on the funniest things. Like, I'd LOVE to review this restaurant that you keep giving me ads for that burned down two years ago... HOWEVER...

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I forgot that when you mention wrestling at all on the internet you summon the IWC. Tragic

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

(God please don't let the water type be another one of those weird furrybait starters, the last two final evos on the water starters have made me UNCOMFORTABLE and we do NOT need a threepeat on that uncomfy feeling)

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Angry Birds Rowlett, a Pomeranian who needs brushies, and Sobble after therapy. They're growing on me tbh, they've got that Sugimori vibe, but that's still alternate dimension Rowlett and Sobble

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

LOVE Indonesia becoming a Pokemon region, that should be a lot of fun, but I'm mixed on the starters. I like that it's just three lil' dudes, but they're kinda... plain little dudes. And one of them just looks like tired Rowlett. Gonna have to wait to see thos evos

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

This is actually the coolest fucking thing ever

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Dude this has been like the shittiest February, what the fuck do you MEAN Smiling Friends is over and it's not even gonna get a real finale?

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I wonder what ever happened to all the fidget spinners once that phase died out? I like to imagine they all wound up in the same landfill, and that the raccoons by that landfill are having the time of their little lives playing with those fuckers.

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Facebook is deleting messenger's dedicated website and the desktop app? Fucking why?

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Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Valentines day Wake up Open Spotify Hit shuffle The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Every day is a good day to remember the 29 men who lost their lives that faithful November 10th

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