Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you have an exclusive twitch drop tied to you and you don't stream the game for 24 hours, that drop should be given to someone else. 100
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026-Wake up -Throw on Spotify -Hit shuffle -American Males theme from WCW plays Could be a decent birthday, folks 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Did Paula Cole ever figure out what they did with the fuckin' cowboys?! 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I've started to unironically refer to people as "young man" chat am I cooked? 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Work was insane tonight, someone was smoking meth in the mens room, was trying to figure out what the fuck was going on Machine Gun Kelly's in town tonight 010
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Because of work I was actually getting into basketball but seeing all the videos of knicks fans assaulting spurs fans is a fantastic reminder of why I hated sports. Actually the worst fucking fandom of all time 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026To everyone complaining about how bad The Boys' finale was, let me assure you that the comic was worse. Honestly the fact that any parts of The Boys were good when you consider the hot garbage it drew from blows my mind, and the writers deserve medals for it. But yeah, shit was underwhelming 100
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026If I had a nickel for every show thats wrapped over the past year that set up some world-ending apocalyptic shit only to produce a severely underwhelming season that didn't capitalize on said world-ending apocalyptic shit I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that its happened twice 100
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026At this point I've heard of so many violent incidents involving TCG scalpers that I kind of want a video game about it. TCG Card Shop Sim mixed with Schedule I. Fuck, make it DLC for Schedule I! 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026To whoever keeps trying to hack into my xbox account, what exactly are you trying to accomplish? All that things got is my old 360 achievements 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Samuel L Jackson appeared as a fucking shark, what the fuck do you mean The Boys isn't peak? 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Them: Hey Pope, what cha been listening to lately? Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DSW...youtube.comBOX FAN WHITE NOISE | Soothing Sleep Sounds | Also Good For Focus, Studying, Homework | ASMRYouTube video by Relaxing White Noise 010
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026You don't realize how much rice 6 cups is until you make 6 cups of rice. 6 cups of rice is the kind of greed they spoke of in the Bible, it turns out 010
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Can't help but feel bad for Aleister Black. Dude went from "We're gonna involve you in the Mania main event" to "We wish you the best in your future endeavors" in, what, a month? 100
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I heard a rumor that Nintendo are trying to invent a console that punches you in the face 020
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 19/04/2026It's april 19th, 1 in the morning, and all I can think about are the 29 brave men who lost their lives that faithful November 10th aboard the Edmund Fitzgerald 000
Reposted by MidfootIStandWithFists @starwhales.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Epstein files Make Canada 51st state Epstein files Take Greenland Epstein files Venezuela Epstein files Iran war Epstein files Threaten end of civilization Epstein files Attacking Pope Leo Epstein files Jesus picture Epstein files Cuba Epstein files 19175332960
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Making bell peppers and beef for dinner tonight, hard not to feel like the OGmedia.tenor.coma drawing of a circular object with a blue backgroundALT: a drawing of a circular object with a blue background 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Being a horrific insomniac for most of my life has come with all sorts of problems but it's currently 1 in the morning and the world is asleep and I'm watching the most beautiful thunderstorm roll by and, at this hour, it feels like the lightning is dancing just for me. You can't get that at noon 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Scalper update for TCG Card Shop Simulator when? Scalpers who get into fistfights and cause hundreds of dollars worth of damage to your store in TCG Card Shop Simulator when?? 010
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Dude, I hate this trend of insecurity in advertising lately. "People tell me that my lamps are dumb, are they?" "I know nobodies gonna listen to this..." "...if anyone out there cares at all" If you don't have faith in your product, why the fuck should I? Cut it out, quit trying to be my friend 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Why is it that since I've started making little music mixes on youtube, that the ONLY times I've ever had a video completely blocked has been the jungle mixes? I'm just trying to relive my ps1 glory years 010
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Don't understand how it's not legal to drag pokemon scalpers out of a store by their ankles and beat them upside the ass with broomsticks until they cartoonishly scurry away while howling and grabbing their freshly-beaten asses, Tom and Jerry style. 120
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Not the catholics finally getting to find out they don't fuckin' like YOU, either 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I didn't have "Comcast couldn't come to an agreement with local affiliates so now we can't watch several broadcast networks" on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are. Especially upsetting when local news sites are infested with so many banner ads that the sites are unusable without adblockers 100
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Y'all spam callers gotta pick your marks better. All of our information is tragically for sale, you can at LEAST make sure I HAVE THE BILL you're trying to say I'm late on. 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Look I know I'm a weirdo for listening to Spotify in my browser instead of through the app (I hate apps), but can we please get the shuffle button fixed? Every time I try to turn on shuffle the sneaky fuck tries to put it's smart shuffle on. Shit's annoying. 110
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoxK... This is my greatest creation. I need it to get to James Hetfield. I need to watch the light fade from his eyes.youtube.comOne FriendYouTube video by THEBrandonBrownsonJr 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Have any gen-z folks done that "Dad what were you like in the 90s" trend where they just show pictures of sperm cells? 000
Reposted by Midfootsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Trump’s abduction of Maduro and public rhapsodizing over his confidently expected conquest of Cuba also don’t fit Kent’s thesis. The bellicose behavior is coming from inside the house. 221033223
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Can't help but giggle at all of these "DO YOU SUFFER FROM VIDEO GAME ADDICTION, SOMETHING SOMETHING LAWSUIT" ads I'm getting on Facebook. Buddy, I was too depressed to even *play* for a decade, you've barked up the wrong tree bucko! I've got so many games to catch up on! 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Facebook's algorithm'll hyper fixate on the funniest things. Like, I'd LOVE to review this restaurant that you keep giving me ads for that burned down two years ago... HOWEVER... 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I forgot that when you mention wrestling at all on the internet you summon the IWC. Tragic 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 27/02/2026LOVE Indonesia becoming a Pokemon region, that should be a lot of fun, but I'm mixed on the starters. I like that it's just three lil' dudes, but they're kinda... plain little dudes. And one of them just looks like tired Rowlett. Gonna have to wait to see thos evos 100
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026@greenroninpub.bsky.social gravysquatch stretch goal when? 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Dude this has been like the shittiest February, what the fuck do you MEAN Smiling Friends is over and it's not even gonna get a real finale? 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I wonder what ever happened to all the fidget spinners once that phase died out? I like to imagine they all wound up in the same landfill, and that the raccoons by that landfill are having the time of their little lives playing with those fuckers. 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Facebook is deleting messenger's dedicated website and the desktop app? Fucking why? 000
Reposted by MidfootOut of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I hope Discord gets sued to oblivion 8275101
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Valentines day Wake up Open Spotify Hit shuffle The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Every day is a good day to remember the 29 men who lost their lives that faithful November 10th 000
Reposted by MidfootIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Data is correct, causal agency is (IMO) incorrect. The vast majority of ppl who use AI to make images and video have never touched and would never touch Photoshop/AfterEffects/Illustrator/etc. The issue is Adobe trying to squeeze its users with subscriptions, and other customer-hostile behavior. 22607519
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The worst part of being a Michigander is that sometimes you'll catch yourself muttering Bawitdabadabangdabangdiggydiggydiggysaidtheboogiesaidupdroptheboogie, you don't even notice that you're summoning child pebble until one day all the coppers been stripped from your house and your Adderalls gone 000
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 21/12/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ok-... Ah yes, my yearly time to FEELyoutube.comThe Heartwarming Story of Mr. Hyunh's Daughter | Hey Arnold! | Nick AnimationYouTube video by Nicktoons 020
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 20/12/2025🎶SUNDAY, MONDAY, HAPPY DAYS TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, HAPPY DAYS THURSDAY, FRIDAY, HAPPY DAYS THE WEEKENDS GRAND JAKE CAUGHT THEM HANDS ROCKIN' THAT JAW FOR YOOOUUUUU HE BROKE HIS JA-A-A-A-AAW🎶 020
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 20/12/20252025's been a god awful shitfucking year, but at least I got to see Jake Paul get his shit rocked. You gotta take your dubs where you can, because this decade ain't exactly handing those out. 010
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Halfsword is great but MAN the game fuckin' sucks once everyones in full armor 100
Reposted by MidfootCrystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 17/12/2025“A man can never ever become a woman no matter what, but also mRNA can turn a man into a butterfly.” —Elon Musk, apparently 216342
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 17/12/2025If you'd have told me when I first saw the trailer for Haha You Clowns that I'd be as sad as I was the week before the finale I'd have called you a weirdo, but goddamn if I ain't morose that next monday'll be my last visit with the campbells for a while. PLEASE I need this show to get another season 100
Midfoot @midfoot.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Am I the only one who rolls their eyes whenever a show set before, like, 2005 has LED bulbs in anything? I get that LED look better on camera, but 1970's bulbs made a yellow light goddammit 000