Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026ah it's that time of year for me to yell at everyone to watch Brand New Cherry Flavor 010
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026there is considerably less integrity in AI than the absolute crummiest 2010s DTV movie that can only afford Cage for 40-60% of the runtime 061
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026my favorite part of Exorcist: The Beginning is that there was clearly a studio note saying something to the effect of, "Needs more STAIRS" 010
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 10/10/20263 is an actually great movie. the others are at least amusing! 140
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sebulba declined to comment through a representative when asked where he was on January 6 010733
Reposted by Steven Nguyen ScaifeNiv M. Sultan @nivmsultan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Steven remains among the best doing it. check out his review of Hellraiser: Revival 011
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026folks, you would not believe the end credits song for this game if I told you 100
Reposted by Steven Nguyen ScaifeCicada Games @cicadagames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026🌊🌴Isles of Sea and Sky🌴🐢 is OUT NOW on Nintendo Switch!!! Wow!! A fantastic, oceanic, open world puzzle adventure. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro... If you haven’t played yet, now is the time! 310643
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i don't love that my last three assignments have been Resident Evil: Lovecraft, Resident Evil: Twin Peaks, and Resident Evil: Hellraiser 030
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"The Cenobites of Clive Barker’s Hellraiser series weren’t always mutilated torture mavens. As humans, they sought out terrible new experiences in their dissatisfaction with earthly pleasures. Essentially, they were bored. Playing Hellraiser: Revival, it’s easy to envision how they must have felt." 020
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026drives me nuts every time there's some streaming service sequel, remake, or re-adaptation 010
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026would it have killed Netflix to also license the 1955 East of Eden for a few months or something 120
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i should probably start doing a media diary again huh 010
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Langston in Control is the only person I will listen to about whether a computer has feelings 020
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Skydance is loitering outside the convenience store asking you to be cool and buy it a six-pack 010
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026today we draw upon the storied history of Skydance, a company that is younger than I am 210
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ah yes the widespread brand recognition of Skydance 140
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026first watches of September: -Coyote vs. Acme -The Furious -I Am Frankelda -Primetime -Resident Evil (2026) -Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma 020
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"gee, I wonder what happens if I mess up at karaoke" 000
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026nobody talks about just how much of Faust (1926) is spent on Faust and Mephisto doing Pepe Le Pew antics 000
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i am largely positive on Control Resonant so far, but you better believe i quit out of a sequence immediately once i saw it was just a combat challenge 130
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i have been investigating the comics, and it makes a lot of sense in retrospect that the Irish skull man with a top hat and a snake body was a Garth Ennis creation 010
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ah but will it replicate the actual scariest part of working in a library, when patrons just shove books in some random spot and they get lost forever??? 280
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if there hasn't been an altercation with 4 then it doesn't count 000
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026as always, the only reasonable "best of" lists are made by either a single person or by 2-3 people in close enough proximity to get physical if need be 120
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm hearing that Minus Zero's R rating is due to Godzilla's graphic drug use 57313
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you can immediately tell an X-Files episode is going to be A Problem when the music score gets... let's say "culturally adventurous" 011
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026imagining a world where you try to turn page 230, get stuck, and need to restart back on page 188 but it's a known issue that the publisher says will be fixed once it's on shelves 120
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026gotta get a fake "close" button in there to really complete the picture 011
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the solution to enjoying a 6/10 more than a 7/10 is not to give it an 8/10 instead, it is to throw out the system 010
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every argument for a broader, more subjective range of review scores is way more persuasive as an argument against review scores in general you can dream bigger, folks! 220
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026tbh that's why a lot of game stories lack human interest. they are about simulating hyper-competence through your ability to adapt to the rules. when games actually allow for failure, people complain 020
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026new Resident Evil is good, but why do I keep seeing people say it adapts "the feeling of playing the games"? the protagonist here being kind of a bumbling moron is what makes the film distinct! 220
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Threshold Kids mascot platformer or bust 020
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026but are the Threshold Kids back in Control Resonant 110
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026it is okay and perhaps even healthy to not just regurgitate the aggregator sites! 010
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i understand that "actually the last four Resident Evil movies were good" is a less grabby headline but 110
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026anyone doing a "finally a good Resident Evil movie" article should hire me to write something instead tbh 120
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i was just a regular freelancer but had an incredible amount of trust and support to dig into all kinds of weird stuff 010
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the extensive indie game coverage I was able to do for Fanbyte remains some of the most important work I've done 120
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026getting paid for my Lost in Cult project only to immediately spend that money on this, RIP 060
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026playing the game with knowledge of the story isn't exactly ruinous since you'll pick up on symbolism better, but it will be a slightly different experience because of that 010
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026the game has you discover the story over time, with most of it clarified toward the end. the movie is much more straightforward, from what I remember 110
Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026was also disappointed that it fully sets aside the previous game's (admittedly unsuccessful) attempts to reconcile the more, uh, Troubling aspects of Lovecraft 010